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Evil_Longoria #conspiracy

There's actually people out there that believe that the world/universe is a floating disk covered by a ceiling of solid, indestructible water, and an edge that you can fall off of!

V Pas and Gary E Hoff #wingnut #conspiracy

So a dictatorship is bad and has to be overthrown if it’s not the guy you want, but it’s good and has to be implemented ASAP if it is the guy you want? Typical right-winger reasoning…

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

@Bastethotep #183008

It most certainly IS a “Cult of Personality”. How else can you explain that they treat Donald Trump (of all people(*)) as the “second coming of Jesus” who “suffers for all the patriots’ sins”, who is “ten steps ahead of EVERYBODY”, and is the SOLE entity that can demolish the omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent “Deep State” while simultaniously ushering in a Golden Age for the Red States as he Ascends to become GEOTUS for all eternity?

Seriously, even the Immortal God-Emperor of Mankind and Kahless the Unforgettable had to WORK (hard) to get that revered and remembered…

(*)A snotnosed, overweight, ugly, loud, adultering, greedy manchild who was born into wealth, never accomplished ANYTHING by himself, and is borderline intellectually disabled?

Real question here; IF the “International Deep State” does exist, and is so ingrained and so powerful that they can prevent a presidential candidate from winning, and control the courts and all that and keep presidents as puppet kings, then why would voting for Trump even matter? If Trump wins, it must be then because the Deep State allowed him to win, which can’t be a good thing by your own inane logic. So wouldn’t it make more sense to keep Trump OUT of the spotlights so he can dismantle the Deep State from behind the black? Again, I’m only following YOUR “logic”.

TL;DR: how would electing Trump work against the ones who control him then?

Trumper 2020 #racist #fundie

And what does Christianity know about “Freedom” anyway? Where everything is predetermined according to the whims of a single, capricious, malevolent deity? A deity who created us without free will, then essentially installed us with the concept of sin yet blames and punishes us for being corrupted by said sin?

I’d say Shintoism, Taoism, Buddhism and such are far more enlightened than Christianity is.

Trumper 2020 #fundie

<@KeithInc.> #182939

I think most fundies define “Freedom” more as “freedom from choice” rather than “freedom of choice”. If that makes sense. They want the freedom not to have to think for themselves and just want God (or whoever claims to speak for god) to tell them what to do. And anyone who opposes that is obviously enroaching upon said “freedom from choice” and has to be eliminated.

Then again… They want the freedom to be slaves to their religion & beliefs but simultaniously it HAS to be everything they specifically want to believe in. So, they want to be free so they can become slaves to what they want to be and that’ll make them free to be slaves and… My thinker hurts.

Trumper 2020 #racist #fundie

@Lucilius #182942

Hey, I’d say even Hentai has more accurate knowledge about anything than any self-proclaimed “Trumper” does.

Wayne Garrahan #wingnut

Ah! My eyes! That mirror is so shiny it actually amplifies the light!

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

@Skyknight #182729

Exactly. People like Trump, they may have all the money, all the power, all the fame in the world, yet it will NEVER be enough for them.

He's the only one they fear. He's the only one who could beat them

For crying out loud! Trump is not the Doomslayer, and we’re not Demons from Hell. You give both of us too much credit.

…if anything, Trump reminds me more of a Mancubus than the Doomslayer, but that’s not really the point here.

But seriously though, yes I DO fear Trump to be fully honest. In the same way any regular, decent person would be afraid if a psychotic toddler with anger managment issues would be just given the Nuclear Football to use as leverage to get whatever the hell he wants. I fear Trump just as much as a colony of ants would fear the bored brat with a magnifying glass on a sunny day. I fear Trump just like how a city of Liliputians would fear it if a random, drunk Brobdignagian would stumble upon them.

“Sometimes, fear is the appropriate response” and “Only the fool fears nothing”.

Trump is just the absolute worst person to be given limitless power.

Ken Ham #forced-birth #fundie #homophobia #transphobia

But the bible makes it clear the building of the Ark and the Flood of Noah really did happen in history.

Congratulations! /s And the book “Chariots of the gods” claims that the pyramids were built by aliens. Still doesn’t make it true.

If the events of the Ark and Flood are true, then all humans are descendants of Noah (who build the Ark) back to the first man Adam.

IF that is true, then that means ALL humans ever are all inbred monstrosities. Which is NOT a good thing.

God’s hand of judgment is being seen as He withdraws the restraining influence of His Holy Spirit.

Blood for the blood god!

Steve Kirsch #conspiracy #wingnut

Ken Ham #conspiracy #dunning-kruger #fundie

Also, let’s cross off “probability” of the list of things Ken Ham understands.

…Look, Ham, using your own, flawed “analogy”, said coin does NOT need to fall heads-up 100 times in a row from the beginning, just ONCE in total. For example, if you keep tossing a coin once every minute for a billion years, then eventually, YES, it’s very likely the coin WILL fall heads-up 100 times in a row. And that likelihood will only increase if there are more coins being tossed at any given time (aka more planets for life to have a chance to evolve onto).

@TFAltHist #182637

Not to mention that people like Ham think the chances of humans just happening to live on a planet compatible with ourselves are infinitesimal. Conveniently ignoring the fact that it’s like a puddle of water saying “what are the odds that this hole in the ground fits me perfectly!”

Biblical faith is defensible because our Creator is faithful.

…Is that supposed to mean anything?

the evolutionary idea that the entire universe came about by chance?

Again, Ham, EVOLUTION IS NOT COSMOLOGY!!!

Wayne Allyn Root #wingnut

@Skyknight #182548

Screw evidence, I want to test it in person! Throw him off of Trump Tower to see if he can fly, put him in a car compactor to see if he can push it apart, shoot armor-piercing bullets at him to see if he’s indestructible, lock him in a nuclear reactor to see if he’s radiation proof, put heavy weights on his ankles and drop him into the Atlantic to see if he can breathe underwater…

This is like Jesus showing up at football game. […] He [Trump] is most famous martyr, super hero & super-human in world history.

…I- I just can’t anymore with these fanatical psycho’s. Frankly I don’t care that much if you worship Trump or Stalin or Napoleon or Caligula as a god-in-human-form behind closed doors, it’s your wasted life, but please stop trying to literally RUIN the entire world for everyone else!

Frankly, at this point I think I’d rather live in the Imperium of Man than in a “Divided Nations of Emperor Trump”-world… Especially if it’s the Imperium in its golden years, but beggars can’t be choosers.

Jason Evert #fundie #kinkshaming

Uhm, since when is just having safe, sane, & consensual sex the same thing as using illegal steroids?

Super Kru Cosmic Commander Z Dr. Kosol Ouch #crackpot #quack #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Kevin Sorbo quoting Dr. Toby Rogers #conspiracy #pratt

<@KeithInc.> #182460

I’m afraid you may have misunderstood my comment, I meant to make a joke that even the mythical Hercules/Herakles was a much smarter person than the washed-up actor who is mostly known through him is. Or even a lot smarter than most right-wingers combined; and in no way was a “brawn but no brains type”.

I in no way meant to imply that you or anyone with even a modicum of intelligence would think that Sorbo is worth listening to just because he played a semi-beloved TV character once.

<@KeithInc.> #182439

because the parents trusted Hercules more

I mean, that’s kinda insulting to the mythological demigod. Herakles the character was shown to be pretty smart and inventive in his adventures, as opposed to Sorbo here, who like most American far-right-winger would count as “too dumb to live”.

Wayne Allyn Root #wingnut

In all seriousness though, these Trumpists are the living proof of “reality is unrealistic”. Whenever I think they’ve reached the absolute bottom of the well of batshit insanity, they somehow manage to go even deeper. You just cannot make that stuff up anymore.

…Frankly I’m kinda envious of them. It must feel nice being able to live so deep in your own fantasy world (to the point where their fantasy starts outright eroding reality) where everything is perfect instead of rotten reality.

There is ONLY Trump. […] Trump is super human. What he has endured for us...what he has sacrificed for us is unimaginable.

Suuuuurrrreeee. This sounds completely sane. /s It in no way sounds like a Cult of Personality deifing a complete shithead… /s

Have fun in Hell for worshipping the ~~Golden Calf~~ Orange Clown instead of Jesus.

knitsandhooks #transphobia

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

You could have just said “Happy Thanksgiving to ALL, including my opponents Letitia James, Arthur Engoron, Chief Clerk Alison Greenfield, & Joe Biden", but you just HAD to turn what could have been a nice, innocent gesture into another tirade that revolves around YOU…

Ben Garrison #conspiracy #wingnut

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

@Conscience #182088

Trump doesn't understand procedures.

The list of things Trump does understand wouldn’t be enough to fill a post-it note.

Seriously I can sum up Trump’s mind like this “I am Trump; I don’t have to understand what I’m doing, I merely have to do it.”

Ben Garrison #conspiracy #wingnut

"We've had vicious kings, and we've had idiot kings, but I don't know if we've ever been cursed with a vicious idiot for a king!"

Everyone, do keep this in mind should election days come…

Justice is coming.

“That’s why we call it ‘justice’. Because it’s ‘just us’!”

His expression on the mug shot foretells one thing

Yes, that Trump isn’t nearly as invincible as he thought he was. His time is coming, he knows it, and he’s scared!

No more olive branches. Trump’s eagle should be carrying arrows only.

Blood for the blood Trump!

Ben Garrison #conspiracy #wingnut

…Dafuq am I looking at?

Also, what actual proof do you have? You conspiracy Trumpers have been claiming “the jan 6 coup was a hoax!!!!” ever since it first happened yet nobody has given any proper facts to support that narrative…

A.F. Branco #wingnut

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene #wingnut #transphobia

Apparently there are some Republicans who think Donald Trump, an intellectually disabled, psychopathic narcissist with a god-complex, deserves to regain his job as POTUS.

See? We can do this to, MTG. And ours makes much more sense.

The Angels via Ann Albers #magick #ufo #psycho

FFS! Vibrations aren’t Magick! Why do you dumbasses keep thinking that!?

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

I know it’s WAR saying this, and he lives in his own little world at constant war with our reality, but to be sure, can anyone confirm that Trump really is doing well in the polls? Because I sure hope not.

Russian Government #conspiracy #enbyphobia #fundie #homophobia #psycho #transphobia

“Do we really want to have here, in our country, in Russia, ‘Parent No. 1, No. 2, No. 3’ instead of ‘mom’ and ‘dad?’” Putin said

I don’t know, but it still seems far better than a deranged dictator who makes sure all his detractors “coveniently” fall out of windows all the time and who pardons convicted criminals if they start murdering Ukrainians instead of Russians and who incarcerates anyone who even remotely objects to being drafted as cannon fodder…

Steve Kirsch #conspiracy #wingnut

I don't want to spread misinformation.

…You already have, lying dumbass.

Seriously, I’ve been fully vaccinated for everything that’s required by now since I was a toddler. I’ve also had 3 COVID vaccines already. I’m 30 years old and still in perfect health because of my vaccinations.

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

2024 is our final battle.

You have no idea how much I hope that after 2024 we won’t have to worry about your locked-up, fat, orange ass anymore.

we will demolish the Deep State, we will expel the warmongers from our government, we will drive out the globalists, we will cast out the Communists, Marxists, and Fascists, we will throw off the sick political class that hates our Country, we will rout the Fake News Media

So, I’m confused, you're trying to destroy/evict yourself?

Anonymous Coward #85974993 #conspiracy #wingnut #quack #dunning-kruger

Who could make this up?

Obviously who was stoned out of their minds…

Christie Wright #ableist #crackpot #dunning-kruger #enbyphobia #quack #transphobia

I was only diagnosed with ASD at age 16, rather late for most people. Yet me and my parents were relieved that we finally had a name for my neurodivergent behavior and could thus adjust our lives accordingly.

In other words, go die in a fire.

Chuck Palmer #wingnut #conspiracy

Oh, really? Remind me again who stirred up a murderous, bloodthirsty mob to attack the capitol when the elections didn’t go his way? Remind me again who is threatening the lives of jury members of his trial?

Dr. Abby Johnson #forced-birth #sexist #wingnut

F*ck you. People like you are living proof that abortions aren’t a bad thing. If your mother had aborted or even swallowed you instead, the world would be slightly more pleasant.

Steven Cheung #wingnut #dunning-kruger

Ah, yes, making up a fake mental disorder so that everyone who disagrees with you can be dehumanized in a way and made to sound illegitimate at best. That doesn’t make you look like a “good guy”, you know… In fact, it only reaffirms the beliefs that Trumpists ARE Nazis and fascists.

Also, when is Trump going to be locked up for “Biden Derangement Syndrome”, hmmm?

oxforduniversity M #conspiracy #wingnut

Decent Europeans should stand and fight with brave Russia

…Dude, I’m European. I also tend not to have a very high opinion of the USA. Yet I’d still pick the USA and NATO over Putin’s Soviet Russia anyday. At last in Europe or the USA I don’t have to fear being forcibly drafted to be used as cannon fodder in one maniac’s “special military operation”.

various commenters #wingnut #racist #sexist

Maybe it’s just me, but I’ve seen enough Asian women (on tv, online, etc) that are naturally much more attractive than the average Republican WASP. American WASPs are very overrated in how attractive they are, IMO, partially because their toxic personalities dock them points.

No, I personally don’t care much for ethnicity. White, black, asian, etc. An attractive woman is an attractive woman. Especially since personalities have little to do with race.

Signed, a white man.

bug 🐛 #ableist

Personally, I’d be MUCH less embarrased by my Aspergers than I would be about the sheer ignorance and ableism you are flaunting.

@VonRitter #wingnut

MY FANTASY 👇😁

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE RONALD TRUMP AND HIS COHORTS PLACED UNDER ARREST FOR BLATANT ELECTION INTERFERENCE, TREASON, AND HARASSMENT.

Okay, that’s not entirely true. That’s just how I expect reality to go. In fantasyland, Trump would instead be a destitute 3ft tall jester to President Kamala Harris, while X would be Twitter again, Putin would be Rasputin’d, the Star Wars sequels would be awesome, and I would be a world-class author and have the physique of a greek god with a loving gynoid waifu that looks like my perfect woman.

Ken Ham #fundie

Atheists are certainly experts at building a propaganda machine to malign Christianity!

Ooooooh, trust me. Christians don’t need us atheists to do that for them…

RandomFNaFfellow #senpai_noticed_us #psycho #conspiracy

commits to such demonic acts that even Satan himself would look down upon in disgust and shock.

Such as…? No, really, aside from our supposed “bullying” of Clairy, what did we even do that was SOOO horrible and unspeakable? I mean it. Did we make snuff films? Did we r@pe children? Did we commit war crimes? Did we torture people to death? Did we talk loudly during a movie? Did we kick puppies? Did we vote for Trump?

Because unless you can prove I did those things while sleepwalking or something, I’m just going to call you out on your bullshit.