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Declan Finn #fundie #wingnut #psycho

@Malingspann #202694
@Starlight #202695

It’s not just a Halo reference (which I doubt the fundie OP gets). "Glassing” has by now become a generally accepted term for “bombarding with such intensity as to melt the soil into glass”.

Now that the French […] have admitted that yes, we were insulting Christians and promoting pedos

Somehow, I HIGHLY doubt that.

Yeah, I’m all for glassing Gaza. I'm for throwing campus rioters into GITMO … right next to "Jane's Revenge." I'm for hate crime legislation for anyone who burns a Synagogue or Church. Maybe if Christians and Jews band together and do what Muslims do every time there's a Mohammed cartoon, they'll think twice

Ahem… BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!

dobby & CryingInYourInbox #transphobia

I hate them so much. I hate all males.

And that is the problem. You don’t care about “protecting the poor womenfolk or the fragile children”. You just want to brutally punish everyone that dared to be born with a Y chromosome, no matter if they ever did anything or even wanted to be born that way.

…Look, I empathize with women who suffered under a chauvinistic, sexist patriarchy. I really do. But what you are doing really isn’t making you ANY BETTER than those jerks. If anything it makes you even worse. At least those douches don’t want to commit outright gendercide…

Stew Peters #conspiracy #fundie #racist #wingnut

Liz Wheeler #forced-birth #wingnut

…Lizard Wheel posting from a reality where:

*Donald Trump is a humble adonis.
*It was the DCEU that exploded into popularity while the MCU was a cancelled mess.
*The Star Wars sequels are very beloved.
*South Korea is the opressive hellhole instead.
*J.K. Rowling wrote Twilight Harry Potter instead of regular Harry Potter.
*One Piece ended after a mere 5 years.

Liz Wheeler #fundie #transphobia

<@KeithInc.> #202581

The Festival of Dionysus, eh? Why am I not surprised a friggin’ fundie doesn’t even realize it’s NOT the Last Supper… I swear most fundies know less about their own religion and culture than outsiders do.

I’m confused, I thought it were people in drag who did that, not transgenders? Then again, I doubt Lizard Wheel cares about the difference…

Regardless, insulting it for having an obese woman in it is just needlessly mean. And pretty sure Christians do not have a monopoly on images of “people sitting at a table”…

And you know what? If Satan is the side that is NOT the petty, insulting, butthurt, bigoted, intolerant, hateful, & judgemental one, then seems to me like Satan is the good guy here.

Vara #wingnut #ufo #conspiracy

I don’t get it. Joe Biden is a pretty recognizable person. How would an army of “near-perfectly identical” clones of Biden possibly work as infiltrators? They’d be recognized as suspicious on the spot!

Hell, Biden’s forte is as a politician, not as a spy, infiltrator, spec-ops unit, assassin, or soldier. So that makes even less sense. Even mass-cloning Trump makes more sense! At least clones of his fat ass can work better as meat shields for less-disposable people…

Seriously, the point of creating a theoretical “clone army” is simply mass-producing people who have the rare, optimal, physical genetic traits for being a soldier. And should they need to infiltrate, they’d either be clones of less-known individuals or be given surgical alterations. Even by the absolute batshit inanity we’re used to by Conspiracists this makes absolutely no goddamn sense!

Also “disposing” of the clones? Murdering clones is still murder, psycho.

Rev. Jack Hibbs #fundie

I’m honestly conflicted. On one hand, this is a typical attention-whore, fearmongering fundie preacher. On the other hand, he IS rightfully calling out the “Christian Trumpists” for commiting blasphemy and worshipping the Orange Calf while still acting like they’re pious…

randywise5241 #sexist

@Malingspann #202192

I’m not sure. On one hand, I’d love to see them pop several blood vessels out of sheer impotent rage. On the other hand, I don’t want to see said rage turn into another civil war…

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia #fundie

I felt like I failed as a mother.

You did, you cunt, but not for the reasons you think.

vokal kazih, hooked, zantos, #psycho #sexist

First of all, good for that girl. Any sicko who seeks a child bride for a forced marriage deserves such a fate.

Secondly, reading these comments really makes it hard to argue for a right of “freedom of speech”. These misogynistic pedos should be locked up and castrated.

Donald Trump #fundie #god-complex #wingnut

I’ll be honest, this is genuinely nauseating and disturbing.

Wayne Allyn Root #fundie #wingnut

But seriously, if Trump really is “destined by God itself to be POTUS” then why oh why did he lose the previous elections? And why did an assassin go after him (and almost hit him) instead of his opponent?

He really is “The Chosen One”- chosen by God

Sure, if by “God” here you mean Nyarlathotep… Putting a man so utterly unqualified to rule that Caligula himself would turn in his grave into a position of absolute power is such a malevolent, trolling, & destructive experience that only the Crawling Chaos could think of it.

Geoffrey Grider #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

When Trump ran for President the first time he promised to build the wall, put Hillary in jail, drain The Swamp, and expose the Deep State. None of those things happened.

…Wow! It’s almost like a known mythomaniac and crook who refuses to pay his contractors was full of crap and conned you all!!! Who could possibly have guessed!?

Oh, wait, WE all did. We kept warning you not to trust ANY of Trump’s promises but you fell for them hook line and sinker!

ProtoMario #wingnut

Seriously, if you honestly can bring up Star Wars and U.S.A. politics and STILL not see the similarities between the Galactic Empire and the Trumpists, then I can only say “your failure is now complete.”

May not be the worst thing ever said by this douche, but man, fuck him for insulting Mark Hamill like that.

Also, remind me again which candidate outright promised to become a tyrannical dictator when reelected? Not Biden last time I heard…

Stormy-Chameleon, PikaTheCat #transphobia #fundie

“WAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! I’m being called out on being a hateful, intolerant, bigoted douche!!! Why is life so unfair!? Why can’t people tolerate my intolerance!?”

Matt Walsh #sexist

…I’d like to see YOU do better, asshole. And what are you even complaining about? Your orange Emprah is still alive, isn’t he? Seems like the SS did do its job. Sadly.

On a side note, it’s because of pathetic sexist weaklings like Matt Walsh that I’m actually kinda proud I’m into strong, badass women. My happy place is imagining my crushes beat this cowardly dumbass to a pulp.

Yeshua via CodezVII #magick #ufo #conspiracy #god-complex

John Vivanco/Dr. Michael Salla #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy

…Dafuq is “remote viewing” all of a sudden? I mean, when I hear about that I think “watching something through your TV or the Internet”, you know, viewing something remotely. But I have a feeling Mr. Salla seems to have his own inane definiton for it…

Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 #conspiracy #forced-birth #wingnut

The Democrat party is flat out evil, and yesterday they tried to murder President Trump.

…Last time I checked, the shooter was a registered Republican voter and was believed to act on his own. But since when have you ever let the truth and facts stop you, miss Green Tomato Soup?

Seriously, hatemongering liars like you in the government should be outright illegal. YOU are dangerous and evil.

Kevin Downey Jr. #dunning-kruger #pratt

@Passerby #201708

Yeah, I heard. And please don’t get me wrong, getting murdered in public by a crazy gunman is certainly a tragedy for anyone (even if your side is the one who usually enables said gunmen, but that’s no the point right now). I’m not smiling at that at all. I’m just angry that once again, people had to die because Trump insists on being a piece of ***** throughout his life and he gets off with being a living martyr…

@Passerby #201701

Frankly I feel bad for anyone whose job it is to protect that orange turd with their life. Especially if they don’t agree with his inanity and he treats them like crap. I can imagine they’re thinking “I signed up to protect the POTUS and uphold the constitution of the country I love, but now I have to be a human shield for a known treasonous crook who doesn’t care for me in the slightest!”

Seriously, if Trump needs meatshields so badly, how about he just gets his legions of braindead loyalists to do so?

JonFreeman #wingnut #racist

Seriously, what does “woke” even mean anymore? The term has become SO overused lately, all by people with differing beliefs, that it has lost any meaning it once did have. Hence, I don’t care anymore what point you’re trying to make, if you use the term “woke” unironically, then I immediatly stop taking you seriously.

Boskov01 #fundie #transphobia #homophobia

Christians/Republicans excise the pedos from among our ranks. We DO police our own. We don't defend them, we get them removed. We don't wagon circle and deny they exist.

…Dammnit, it seems we intercepted transmissions from the Mirror Universe again.

Liz Wheeler #fundie #wingnut

America was absolutely founded as a Christian nation.

No, it wasn’t. The Founding Fathers would strongly disagree with you.

It’s a binary choice: America will either be Christian or pagan.

“Only a Sith deals in absolutes”, am I right?

“War breeds fear. Fear breeds a desire for simplicity. Good and evil. Right or wrong." - Solas (Dragon Age Inquisition), making a good point. Things are VERY RARELY as binary as fundies and extremists claim they are.

“Wokeness” is a pagan, false, evil religion. It’s adherents will force you to worship.

“Fundie classifying something they do not understand and oppose as a religion” #8,964,354.

Christianity is true, good & beautiful.

Looks at the COUNTLESS Christians who used their religion as an excuse to be evil monsters, such as KKK, Hitler, Pedo Priests, Crusaders, etc. Yeah, I disagree.

Which will you choose?

Certainly NOT your inane side, Lizard Wheel…

Blue Zero #ableist #dunning-kruger #wingnut

…Wow, this is so disgusting I don’t even have a witty rebuttal to it. Screw you.

various commenters #transphobia

Utah House passes bill calling for bathroom use according to gender on birth certificate

…Why? I mean, even ignoring the fact that unisex bathrooms ARE a thing (and a practical one at that to save space), there is also the fact that sometimes mothers must accompany their young boys into a bathroom stall if they’re not mature enough NOT to make a mess or left unsupervised. Are you going to fine or arrest them for that!?

Plus, what is it with these idiots and their fantasy that public bathrooms are some sort of supernatural save haven? They’re just places where you piss and shit, and occasionally change a baby’s diaper. That has NOTHING to do with your sex or gender!

I mean, what in the actual FUCK!?

MaizePsychological41 #psycho #dunning-kruger

You’re the real psycho here, Maize. Seriously, I don’t care if it’s a kid or a disabled person or whatever, but if you shoot at our dog for no reason, then I’m gonna beat your sick ass.

CodezVII #crackpot #wingnut #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Soul:Ask #crackpot #conspiracy #magick

…Seems like someone played the “Dragon Age” series whilst on Shrooms.

“The World of Thedas” lore books are not a documentary, “Soul”, and the ancient Elvhen civilization never existed. And even if it did,

the Dread Wolf himself admitted it was HIS fault the empire collapsed, not that of primitive Humans.

MIDDLE NATION #fundie #magick

Why are there not more people talking about the real consequences of lying?

…Damn, there goes those irony meters.

Lying for ~~Jesus~~ Muhammad is still lying.

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia

…Cool story, bro. Meanwhile, I’ve been playing games (even RPGs) since I was 10. Still cisgendered as fuck at age 31.

Also, Minecraft & Roblox are “dangerous”? Man, I’d love to see these dumbasses’ reactions to Baldur’s Gate 3 or the upcoming Dragon Age: The Veilguard. You know, RPGs with character creators that blatantly have LGBTQIA+ options; such as separate genitals from body types and voices separate from gasp PRONOUNS.

Earsel Bill #wingnut #sexist #transphobia #homophobia

@TheKingOfRhye #200900

My take on the whole thing? I honestly don’t really care if “woke” character creators in recent RPGs have LGBTQIA+ options; such as separate genitals from body types and voices separate from pronouns and such. You know why? Because NONE of those games are actually forcing me to make a non-binary or transgender character. Not that there is anything wrong with making such characters.

So while the dumb haters keep on shitting on Dragon Age: The Veilguard for supposedly “going woke” by giving us such options (and by giving us black elves in the trailer, no seriously), I meanwhile am going to greatly enjoy using the (advertised) very versatile character creator to make myself some tall, buxom, & amazonian player characters. Because even some non-porn games can do it for a perv like me. Especially since we can FINALLY romance a female Qunari (Taash).

…Granted, we can also finally romance a female Dwarf (Lace Harding) in Veilguard, but that’s less the point I’m trying to make.

Arthur Schaper #transphobia

…You are aware that “they” can be singular as well, right? And has been as an official part of the english language for longer than LGBTQIA+ people have come out of the closet.

George Kavassilas and Dr Michael Salla #ufo #crackpot #magick #god-complex #conspiracy

various commenters #transphobia #ableist

@Yutolia #200710

I’d totally hug you if that was a thing I did.

…I see. Ahem, let me just express my exact feelings for you all. Now, I’m aware that I, as a mere autistic (cis) man, may not have an easy time formulating my exact, neurodivergent thoughts, but I’m reasonably sure they can be summarized as this: FUCK YOU!!! YA OVARIT CUNTS!!! FUCK YOU WITH A ROTTEN CACTUS UP YOUR HATE-FILLED SNATCHES!!!!

…Actually, scratch that. Actual cunts (and boobies) are useful and pleasant body parts. The exact opposite of YOU. You TERFS are about as useful as Trumpists are to brain-eating Zombies.

Ken Ham #conspiracy #fundie

They believe one kind of animal changed into a different kind over millions of years […] then one would expect to find animals existing in groups or kinds, with great variation within a kind (e.g., different species within each kind) but no evidence of links between different kinds

…Define “kind”, Ham, as that is not a scientifically-accurate term. See, nobody is saying that a duck suddenly morphed into a crocodile after a while (well, except you dumbasses). But wolves and dogs and coyotes and such (both of the Canidae Family and the Canis Genus) have a common evolutionary ancestor that over time split off into them.

So I suppose in that way one “kind” did become other “kinds” over time, but I doubt that’s what your inanity means. Try educating yourself on basic Taxonomy.

Seriously, Ham, being of the same Genus (Homo) as YOU makes me ashamed.

ProtoMario #fundie

The differences, racist assholes, are that one, nobody’s demanding Floyd to become POTUS, and two, we’re merely sympathizing with Floyd’s death, not worshipping him as the second Messiah.

Oh, and also while I forgot Floyd’s exact felonies, I’m pretty sure they aren’t as severe as what Trump pulled.

Donald Trump #wingnut #dunning-kruger

A.F. Branco #conspiracy #wingnut

Seriously? Ignoring the “big bad Obama pulling the strings” crap for a moment, how in the actual hell is Trump in any better shape than Biden is!? They’re practically the same age, both have had “senior moments”, and Trump lives far less healthy…

Ray Comfort #conspiracy #fundie

…You know what Bananaman? I’ll play your inane game for now. Let’s assume for a moment that a “higher intelligence” messed with the primordial soup of Earth that birthed the first single-celled organism. That still doesn’t disprove evolution (or even abiogenesis, which actually deals with the origins of life, not evolution), and it certainly doesn’t prove already that said “higher intelligence” was your specific interpretation of god.

Jesse Lee Peterson #dunning-kruger #racist

…That’s not what “white supremacy” means, you idiot!

I have never thought anyone was superior to me.

…That’s not necessarily a good thing, ya egotistical narcissist.

GRAYSON BAKICH #transphobia #racist

I’ll admit I don’t know the full story of what that WOMAN did to deserve being shot, but just being transgender is not a crime last time I checked. Yes, holding a knife up and yelling IS dangerous and not proper behavior, but I’d bet my left ball that if it was a cis white american doing the exact same thing, you would screamed “legal self defense!!!!!” Especially if said cis white american was holding a gun aloft and aiming it at anything non-white…

Also, was she an actual illegal immigrant or just an immigrant? Because there is a difference.

The Zetas via Nancy Lieder #ufo #wingnut #racist #crackpot #conspiracy

That this monster Mothership was seen in Russia is to reassure the Russian people that their leadership is correct

Great… They’re not only an evil, conquering empire of “Scary Dogmatic Aliens” with the ability to build moon-sized spacecraft, but they’re simps for Supreme Leader Putin as well for some reason…

Frankly I think I’d prefer the Galactic Empire or the Covenant or even the Imperium of Man over that.

Patriotic Truth Seekers #ufo #wingnut #conspiracy

trumpknowsthetruth

If he does, he’s certainly never speaking it…

Donald Trump Uncovered Top Secret Evidence of Extraterrestrial Intelligence.

Bullshit, if Trump knew about actual E.T.s all this time, he couldn’t possibly have shut up about it. Trump’s terrible at keeping secrets (ironic, for a compulsive liar), especially one that would have given him media attention.

WHY THE SECRECY?
The answer is control. Powerful forces within the government, the so-called “deep state,” are determined to keep this knowledge hidden.

Okay, but you still haven’t explained why Trump would keep secret about it. Isn’t omnipotent Trump the Deep State’s biggest enemy? Why would he play into their agenda?

Trump has always been a champion for transparency and truth.

What is this? The Mirror Universe again?

Diana PatriQts ARE UNITED #conspiracy #crackpot #magick #quack #ufo #wingnut

"Aging" doesn't exist

…Seriously? “Growing older” is a recent invention created by Trump’s enemies and never existed as a concept before that!?

I- I just can’t anymore. Everything ages, NOTHING lasts eternally. Not even the universe. Entropy and Senesence (aka, time) are the surest ways to kill anything. Hell, some scientists argue that not even time itself is eternal. Acting like the Trumpists can somehow erase those concepts is just- beyond insane.

”the form of death over which I hold dominion is 'age'. 'Age', that is to say, 'time'. The greatest, and most absolute form. The death that inevitably awaits all things.” - Baraggan Louisenbairn; Bleach