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JonFreeman #wingnut #dunning-kruger #pratt

If you’re asking “when did The Boys get woke” or “when did Star Wars get woke” or “when did Star Trek get woke” or “when did Doctor Who get woke” or “when did X-Men get woke” it might be time to face facts: you don’t have the mental capacity to understand TV or movies and should stick to your main form of entertainment, eating paint chips.
-threads.net/@azalben

It’s odd that they watch these shows, know which ones are the villains, who the heroes are, but miss the entire point of WHY they’re the villains…
THey probably watch Scooby Doo and thing the bad guys are the ghosts, not greedy old white landowners..

MikeMcK #fundie

“The Bible said that the Earth is round.”
No, it says it’s a circle. It says ‘flat.’ It says the Earth is like a rug, and God will shake the evil off of it. It says the sky is a tend and the sides come down to rest on the Earth.

“Guess who was right...”
The Bible’s 0 for 1 on this.

“The Bible said that the Earth revolves around the Sun.”
The sun goes down at night and sleeps in a little chamber under the (flat) Earth, then rushes to the horizon before rising in the morning. The sun, moon, and stars are all inside the solid sky. AND the earth is motionless.

“Guess who was right.”
Bible: 0 for 2

“The Bible said that there were countless stars.
Guess who was right.”
THis is a meaningless comparison unless someone posted an actual number. ‘A few hundreds’ is still not ‘counted.’ No advantage to the Bible, here, so still 0 for 2

“You say that you'll be fine.”
Nooooooooooooo, i say that i have no reason to fear Hell after i cease to exist.

“The Bible says that every man will face God and be judged.”
Not looking like a good threat, considering….

Idi O Syncrasy #fundie

"Welcome to the United States of America,
a Representative Republic founded on Christian Principles.”
No it was not.

“In God we trust, …, one Nation under God.”
Added to the pledge in the mid-50s, not by fhe founders. And that was out of fear of atheistic communism.

“You always have the option of relocating to an atheist state, North Korea for example.”
When your toilet overflows, do you try to fix it or do you sell the house, as is, and move?
We’re trying to fix your shit, frankly, as this is our home.

“I'm sure that would do wonders for your anger about not fitting in.”
But we do fit in. It’s our country, too.

Whysomangry #fundie

“Men are not made to bond to people they do not know,”
But that’s the great part. Of the 100 or so people that i have ‘room’ to accept as my tribe, some are near me, some are related to me, some i only know by text, some are across the world from me. This society lets ME pick the people i am close to, not just ‘everyone in the clan’ or ‘everyone in the common village.’
It’s way better.

Dacrimoss #fundie

“Most of you atheists are full of crap with your "scientific research".”
I don’t do scientific research.
But if you do, and you can disprove a scientific claim, by all means publish YOUR research where we can see it.

"Admit it, at least 99% of you simply go to an atheist website and copy & paste whatever you think will peeve off a Christian that is immature or misinformed about the faith.”
Why would i admit your fantasy?
I have my own questions that drove me to atheism, I can just post those and see if any better answers come back.

"Grow up and stop wasting your time here.”
Any place i go, if i find it amusing or enlightening, i will spend time there.

"Bashing baby Christians DOES NOT make you intelligent.”
It often DOES show i’m more familiar with the Bible than they are. Like those who think Noah was only on the ark for 40 days. Or never heard about God hardening Pharaoh’s heart BECAUSE he was about to let the Jews go. Stuff like that.

"Furthermore, go do some REAL studies."
I read the book. Wasn’t impressed.

“Christians (or prospective Christians), quit looking for theological answers on the internet.”
That is amusing, everyone keeps stepping on each other’s dicks trying to be THE answer.

“You have churches in your local area for a reason.”
AND we have fewer church in our local area, ALSO for a reason, as the congregations can’t keep butts in the pews. Because they lack answers or aren’t relevant, or insist on being dicks to gays or transgenders or whoever.

"If your church doesn't have the answers, then go to another one, you're at the wrong church."
I did. It’s how i eventually BECAME an atheist.

"Concerning evolution, it should not be confused for adaptation.”
Adaptation is part of evolution. Your confusion is also driving people away.

“Evolution and Christianity, on the other hand, are not compatible.”
No, they are, just don’t take Genesis as literal history. COunt it as a parable.

“Don't like it? Too bad. Get over it.”
Or you can die in dwindling community of hardliners that don’t understand the science they reject.

Christan4Israel #fundie

“the evolutionist can't deal with the facts, so he ignores the results of the investigation of his claim”
Sounds more like Creationists. ICR and AIG ‘scientists’ sign statements of faith that they will not publish research if it doesn’t support a literal reading of Genesis. So they anticipate facts they won’t be able to deal with and prohibit them.

"and proceeds with his false assumption as if it has been proven.”
No, more like they submit their work for peer review and THEY tell him if it’s false or if it stands up to scrutiny.
And most of it stands up to scrutiny.

DoctorDoom #fundie

“When did the US military, the most powerful fighting force on Earth and in history. become a f**king social engineering experiment for liberal degenerates?”
A long time ago. We’ve usually been on the forefront of social change. Desegregation, women joining, gay rights, freedom of religion. The branches developed policies to deal with anything that was looking to be a progress for society to be ready when the press started looking at us.

"When did the US start kissing the oft-penetrated asses of faggots by acceding to every one of their demands?”
Is there any non-bigoted reason to deny their demands? They’re citizens, they’ve served admirably, and always have.

“Screw the liberals.”
Fine. But it’s conservatives running the military for the military’s benefit, actually.

“If the fags want to bugger each other's asses,”
Can you guys ever get OFF the ass? Can you argue the freedom without fixating on the place the poop comes out? I suspect…no.

“let them do it away from our military. There's no room for perverts.”
Um… I grew up on stories told about liberty ports and blowjob contests (sit in a circle and see who lasts the longest, winner doesn’t chip in for the prostitutes). Beat-off races (first to come, wins, everyone else has to stop). Cheap women. Cheap women-boys. Cheap and young girls.
There’s plenty of room for perverts, any flavor you want.

“And BTW, this is blatant, shameless discrimination against the practitioners of all the other paraphilias.”
Not really. We just need to build up political clout.

"The military must now allow open exhibitionists, sadomasochists, frotteurists, coprophiliacs, apotemnophiliacs, biastophiliacs, klismaphiliacs, and on and on.”
So, not a slippery slope argument, but a plummeting cliff. Doesn’t work that way.

"The fixation wth catering only to faggots is bigoted and must cease.”
Dude, adding women to combat vessels did not make it any easier for gays. Allowing blacks to serve as anything but stewards and mess attendants didn’t make transgenders allowed. Each civil stride forward is going to have to be handled one at a time.

Arkanius #fundie

“Evolution is not a fact.”
But it is, though. The factual observations of evolution support the theory, which attempts to explain the facts. You don’t know enough about evolution to dismiss evolution.

“It's crap in science book”
Then you should be able to disprove it?

“sold en masse to unwittingly foolish people who buy that and replace God and religion with it.”
No, plenty of people still believe in God and accept Evolution. Like any science. It’s neutral on gods existing.

“A human being, in all his complexities and consciousness is leagues beyond the mere apes inhabiting the planet.”
SO you’re overly impressed by complexity. That’s cool. How would you even imagine proving that something is too complex for natural processes?
Can you measure complexity?

"It's -NOT- proven. I repeat NOT proven. It is THEORIZED.”
NOTHING in science is ‘proven’
Every theory is one discovery away from being overturned.
You don’t know enough about SCIENCE to dismiss evolution.

“But the majority of posters will claim fake E-Degrees or are still in college and HIGH school, not realizing that School and Science have sought to become THEIR religion, and nothing else. Not even FREE thought.”
Um, gonna say total bullshit on this. I have no formal education past high school, but i apparently know more about the science than you’re willing to learn, just from paying attention.

“"Yay, we read it in school, it must be true!"
Got an example of anyone saying that? Seems a lot more like saying ‘I saw it on TV< therefore…’

"Supposed experts who have only lived 40 years say it's true, so it must be!"
How do you dismiss them as ‘supposed’?
Why does the age matter?

“Did it ever occur to you that all our great scientists had a BELIEF in a higher being or god, and that without such a belief, science was null and void anyways?”
I’ve seen the same argument for the founding fathers of the USA. Still doesn’t makeit true.

"For many, it was the belief in science that God existed because it gave explanations to a complex universe.”
Cite, again? Anyone EVER say this or are you reading into their writings?

Gloria #fundie

l”It's time to stomp out atheists in America.”
Bitch, offer some objective proof of your god, that’ll wipe us out.

“The majority of Americans would love to see atheists kicked out of America.”
CIte the survey, please?

“If you don't believe in God, then get out of this country.”
If you think this country belongs to your religion, YOU get the fuck out.

"The United States is based on having freedom of religion, speech, etc., which means you can believe in God any way you want (Baptist, Catholic, Methodist, etc.), but you must believe.”
Nope. Supreme Court established that for freedom of religion, Atheism counts.
So shove that up your pray-hole and smoke it.

“I don't recall freedom of religion meaning no religion.”
You’re not familiar with that decision, fine. You think your ignorance is definitive, fuck off.

“Our currency even says, 'In God We Trust.'”
Added in the 1950s, during the Red Scare. Not anything established by the Founders.

“So, to all the atheists in America: Get off of our country.”
It’s our country, too, you entitled and ignorant fuckstain.

“People like Gail Pepin (The Chronicle, Oct. 11) have caused the ruin of this great nation by taking prayer out of our schools and being able to practice what can only be called evil.”
THen leave it. B-bye.

"I don't care if she has never committed a crime, she is the reason crime is rampant.”
Citation needed.

“To The Chronicle, please do not give atheists a voice. You do more harm than good.”
So, you need a safe-space for a totalitarian religion. Try Afghanistan.

Elmo Q. Shangnaster #fundie

“The kid obviously hasn't thought through the logic of his atheistic choices.”
I bet your actual problem is that he has, but hasn’t started with your premises.

"Why the need to "fight terrorism"?”
We don’t need to be guided by gods to decide that limiting harm so that the minimum number of people are harmed is a good thing for our gene pool.

“What makes him think any of the fighting he does is worth anything noble beyond the atheistic Darwinian view of the survival of the fittest?”
You do realize that ‘survival of the fittest’ refers to gene pools, right? To the species?
Protecting the humanity we find common cause with is the best thing for our survival, ‘noble’ or not.

“If the kid wants to be worm food let him be the suicide bomber for our side and be the martyr for some nebulous cause.”
There’s a TEENSY difference between risking our lives and throwing them away. And you not being sympathetic to a cause is not the same as being a nebulous cause.

"Might as well take a few of the terrorists out while you're at it instead of hiding behind Plexiglas.”
As Patton pointed out, the goal in war is not dying for your cause but making the other fucker die for his cause.

“It's people like this who shouldn't be in the military.”
As a 20 year vet, can i please invite you to fuck off and shut the fuck up?

“Their confused philosophies lead to indecision.”
No, they do not. We just don’t need to be sure our actions glorify an invisible friend in the sky.

"Self preservation is an innate human drive, but there are reasons people override it, and he's clueless.”
As Patton also pointed out, or at least as George C. Scott attributed it to him, we don’t die for causes. We die for the other members of our squad. We also kill for them. Ideally, we kill lost of the fuckers.

Ken Ham #fundie

“The Bible reveals that God created life.”
That’s what it says.

“This means one would expect that life should show evidence of being created by an intelligence and that it could not have arisen from matter by natural processes.”
I don’t think that last part follows. How does god-creator prove that it COULD NOT have arisen by nature?
Sure, that’s your belief, but how does the first way being right make the second way ‘impossible’?

“Scientists know that life is built on the molecule of hereditary called DNA.”
Pretty sure ‘hereditary’ is an adverb, not a noun.

"The more DNA has been studied, the more we understand it is like a library of books filled with information.”
No, it’s not like a book. It’s chemicals that initiate chemical processes, not like the RNA reads the instructions and then goes out to do them.

"That information is read by a code system.”
No… We allocate a code for our understanding, but it’s not coded like verbal instructions.

“We also know that information and code systems cannot arise from matter by natural processes.”
CANNOT? Again, how do you know this?
And besides, DNA is too different for most information theory to apply.

“Information and codes can only come from an intelligence.”
Prove this.

“Thus, DNA can only be explained by an intelligent designer."
I don’t beleive this is true. Just an assertion no one donating to your scam can see through.

“This does not prove it was the God of the Bible, but it does confirm what the Bible declares:”
Nope.

“The bible also makes clear that if people do not believe in creation by the Creator God they are “without excuse” (Romans 1:20).”
I already don’t believe the Bible. So this is a non sequitur to me.

"Atheists have no excuse for their willful ignorance of God as Creator.”
Dude, you’re using false analogies and false dichotomies to flog your fantasy.
I have no guilt at all for believing what i do, the way i do.

infinitereaper #sexist

“The idea that adults are 20+ and marriage even further hitting 30s, is not just bad for marriage rates, but bad biologically.”
People getting married is bad for marriage. That’s an interesting claim. Totally batshit, but interesting.
I met my wife at 22, propsed at 23, and married her JUST before turning 25. She was 29, 30 and 31 respectively. We have three boys, aged 30, 35, and 30. Probably wouldn’t have had twins if she was younger, but she was still fertile, so fuck all the way off.

AV1611VET #fundie

Transitional Fossils vs. Luke

“According to Luke, there are no transitional fossils between God and man.”
Okay.

“Notice nothing is mentioned between Adam and God?”
This is the same bible that ALWAYS describes Earth as a Flat Earth, right? Yeah, it’s critical to take their POV into scientific account.

“Should we insert 2.3 million years of Homo [thisnthat] in there?”
Only if you wish the document to remain relevant as more and more science disproves it.

“I trow not.”
Okay. Keep pretending that’s literal history and make a big deal about one or the other, rather than tryihg to fit it into growing body of evidence for the old world, and watch people lose interest, leave the congregation, leave the church entirely.

Bro. JD #fundie #conspiracy

I HAVE to believe if the Divine Being REALLY wanted a consistent translation to be available, he’d have put some effort into making sure the originals documents had survived.
So that for any given translation someone could read the original, and the footnotes, and the illustrations, and see ‘Hey! THis doesn’t say anything about witches, it’s ’don’t suffer a poisoner to live.’ Or whatever. So you could actually DEMONSTRATE how good the translation was , not just insist on it.

Garvan #fundie

Ark: “The Bible doesn't say the earth is flat.”
Au contraire, mon ami.
EVERY time the Bible describes the Earth it’s flat.
The circle of the Earth is flat. Circles are not spheres.
The sky is a solid dome resting on the ground. The waters above are held back by the dome, so we’re on an inside-out snowglobe.
God creating the nations is described as him spreading them across the surface of the water. Mud pies, basically.
God is predicted to lift of Earth by the edges, to shake the evil people off by shaking it as a rug.
The sun gets the night off. It goes below the horizon, sleeps in a special bedchamber, and then rushes to the horizon the next morning.
There’s a tree and a mountain portrayed as sufficiently tall that from the top you can see all the nations of the Earth Not possible on a sphere.

Anonymous #fundie

“Women’s “absolute, unquestionable right to sexual freedom” is now so widely accepted and in your face the logical conclusion is ‘ok – got it – so where’s mine?’”
Um… What, exactly, is missing from your ‘sexual freedom?’
You can approach anyone you want for sex.
You can use or refuse birth control
You can be treated for STDs without much in the way of judgments.
No one has legislated against the very existence of situations where you might be raped, such as by your spouse.
If you ask for a vasectomy, most likely you’ll get it without the doctor refusing because ‘you or your spouse may change your mind some day.’

“What’s fair is fair – women have all this and I have— what?”
All the same freedoms, dumbass.

"Worse, is the realization that not only does one not have all (or any) of the sexual freedoms, you get the bill for hers! And the blame, the shame and the abandonment too—”
Sexual freedom is NOT the same as YOU getting sex on demand. You still need a woman to say ‘yes.’ That’s your real issue, her freedom to turn your sexist, entitled ass down.

“Not to excuse, but young men in particular aren’t built to accept that shit.”
Um, tough?

“Feminism has taken the mask off women’s feral sexual nature.”
You want to be able to fuck whoever catches your eye. And so do they.

“It’s on full display – the lie of presumed female virtue as cultural foundation is blatant and in your face.”
The ‘presumed virtue’ is what they’re trying to rise above, actually. YOU fuck around and they say ‘boys will be boys.’ SHE fucks around and you say ‘Feral Slut!’ If you don’t see any difference, you’re an idiot.

“In response young men today either become politically correct gay (PC gay will go straight as soon as gay isn’t popular any longer)”
You insist that ‘gay’ is a choice and wonder why no woman jumps on your boner.

"so as to be accepted by the ruling elite (females), or they’ll shut up and go away”
Except they don’t. THey march for mythical rights they never had but think they lost.

Ronald #fundie

"What Godless heathens these people are to openly defile Christian principles and break God's laws”
Um, yeah. That would follow.
People with no god see no reason to obey a god.

“We in the USA can't wait for the corrupt Administration promoting single sex marriages to leave.”
And you thought OBAMA was corrupt? Funny.

“God's wrath is now on the USA because of these defilers of Nature's Law.”
We’re a secular nation. God’s laws and Nature’s Laws are not codified by the Department of Justic.
Go tell British Traffic that they need to obey Nature’s Law and drive on the right, not the left.
About as useful.

“Even animals have more sense than most people in the USA these days. Yes even the animals are better in the eyes of God!”
WOuld that include all the animals He made that practice same-sex sex?

"You think single sex marriages a victory?”
Well, yeah.

“You have no idea of how you will pay for this blasphemy.”
Are you sure? God did tell you leave for Caesear that which is Caesar’s. The law doesn’t force YOU to have a gay marriage.

“The very Earth is now against you!”
And… What? There’s no quicksand in my yard. No sinkholes under it. Plants are still growing. We have mice, but i think we’ve always had mice.
Your threats are pretty pathetic.

Ken Ham #fundie

“Well, even local floods in the present lay down many feet of layers quickly.”
Explain varves in this context.
20 million annual layers that match the annual layers we currently see being laid down. How can that be anything except AT LEAST 20 million years?

JxPx #fundie

SeattleGuy #homophobia

“Why should President-elect Obama kowtow to the radical homosexual crowd?”
What, treat American citizens as citizens? Shocked face.

“Why should he not be inclusive of those who may disagree?”
Because they’re not inclusive.
Because tolerance is not a religion, it’s a transaction.
Because they’re usually not limited to one flavor of bigotry.

“Is this a country where ONLY homosexuals and their supporters are allowed to have public recognition?”
Aw, shucks. Does your country not reflect your personal values and bigotry anymore?

“It is apparent in the responses here, and the responses to Prop 8 in California, who the REAL haters are - the heterophobes aka GLBT.”
No. No one hates you for being hetero.
We hate you for being homophobic. The rest of us are fine with treating GLBT like citizens.

“By the way, many (not all) homosexuals ARE pedophiles”
See, it’s pig-stupid statements like this that keep the prez from recognition of your ‘disagreement.’

"I have in the past heard homosexual acquaintances drooling over young boys - so Rick Warren is not totally off the mark.”
Oh! Lookie! You have an ANECDOTE! Well, that’s enough to convince me. If they find someone attractive that MUST MEAN they’re going to rape them later. Uh huh.

floatinglizard #fundie

“A woman in San Francisco along with many others
have lost there jobs, because it was found out
there position on proposition 8...”
Hmmm. How?
No one in my office knows who i voted for in the last election.
MAYBE it wasn’t their position that cost them their position.
MAYBE it was something additional? Like making it a point in the workplace?

“The constitution should protect the politcal opinions of everyone”
It does. Just not the way you wish.
I swear, most conservative outrage is when they find out HOW SHIT WORKS.

“...freedom of speech. what happend?”
That just means the government can’t lock you up, not that employers can’t fire you for making your office a hostile environment.

“Why cant these folks face the music...”
So, wait, GAYS need to face your consequence,s but YOU don’t need to?
Fuck off on that line.

“i would like to start a petition to make homosexual behavior illegal a and punishable by law and imprisonment..”
And you think there should be no pushback on you HAVING this opinion, or on trying to make it real?
Where’s that ‘special kinda stupid’ meme?

“they should also be ordered to register as sex offenders
who is with me?”
You’re trying really hard to get shot in self defense, aren’t you?

@Simone.in.Norway #sexist

No.
Labor saving devices are not the reason that people disdain ‘toxic masculinity.’ That’s perpetuating various myths you seem to take for granted as factual.

InChristGirl #fundie

“I don't beleive they were killed off before Adam!”
You believe in Adam. Good for you.
There’s just absolutely nn reason for the rest of us to take your opinion on this.

“And the site you posted was not a Christian based review.”
WOuld you prefer Answers in Genesis? They’re constantly pointing out bad creationist arguments and Hovind always takes it personally.
’Creationists shouldn’t use cirucl ar arguments!’
‘I will if i want!’

"In it the author said "Hovind has just used his conclusion of the Bible being literally correct as the foundation for his use of evidence from the Bible. Circular reasoning is called a logical fallacy for a good reason."”
Yes, using your conclusion as evidence of your premise is not the acme of debate skillz.

“Well of course the bible is literaly correct, we shouldn't have to argue that point.”
But you do. There’s no proof that the world came about the way Genesis says it did.

CaptainxAnarchy #fundie

“No the fact that the lower the intelligence a person has the more likely they are to breed”
Yeah, i saw idiocracy, and i read The Marching Morons, too.
But there are a lot of stupid incels out there not breeding at all.
SO, dumb doesn’t mean breeding success.

“completely disproves evolution.”
It’s possible that intelligence is NOT a survival trait, and any species will evolve to the lowest common denominator.
OR it could be that intelligence is not purely genetic but needs to be cultivated. So the knuckledraggers are breeding intelligent bloodlines, but they grow up without the opportunity to exercise those brains.
You have disproved sweet fanny adams.

Follower of Christ #fundie

“I have the words in my bible”
I also have the words in your bible.
AND i have the words in every other religion’s literature. Big whoop.

“and its manuscripts show they are authenic.”
What value is ‘authentic’ in this context? No one knows who wrote most of the gospels. They’re unsigned. They were written at least 50 years after the events, and they were assigned names even later than that.
You’re fooling yourself, here.

“The burden of proof is on you guys to show they are not”
Okay. They’re unsigned and date from way too late to be eyewitness testimony.

Christina (chris) #fundie

“Our president is on his knees before God many times, and I feel that he is lead in his actions by Christ.”
You can feel whatever you want, there’s no reason to think the voice in his head comes from outside of it.

“anyone who bashes our presedant has no buissness being considererd AMERICANS...”
Speaking as a 20-year Veteran of the Navy, you can twist your tongue into a Twizzler and bite it off. YOU don’t get to decide who is and isn’t an American, and the exercising of our 1st Amendment Rights is NOT the criteria you hockey puck.

" we should stand behind a man of God as Christians,”
I’m not Christain. And according to many, i never have been. But I am and have always been American you twat waffle.

“not to mention the fact the he is our leader and we need to submit to authority.”
GOTTA wonder if you repeated this refrain during Obama’s administration.

jjebr2 #fundie

“Missing links?”
Old news. This is like getting into a car and asking for the buggy whip.

“Personally I think evolution is so funny...”
I like jokes. WHat’s funny’ about evolution?

“i mean look at the photo of number 4...come on! it's like something from the movie Planet of the Apes. (Great movie though).”
I’m guessing this in an ancestor of ours? THere’s a reason we resemble apes in so many respects….

“I mean any person who studies the human brain knows that it is so complex that is would be impossible for it to come from any other creature.”
How much complexity is possible, then? At what point do scientists who really do study the brain say, “Whoa! Too complext for evolution! Need a creator on this one.”
How about the knee? Is that too complex to evolve?
How do you know?

“Plus no one ever tells us where evolution came from.”
Yes they do. It’s a process, it comes from imperfect replication in creating progeny.

“Who created the first cell that changed?”
I did. I was cleaning stuff out of the fridge in the time machine and got sloppy. Sorry.

"Where are all the millions and millions of years of fossils?”
Have you neen to a museum?

“Great recommendation with the Lee Strobel book; it's a must read i feel.”
Strobel is a con man. he asks the ‘athesit’ question, gets believer answers and never goes back to see if that IS an answer.

booboocruise #fundie

“and since the flood killed off most of the vegetation”
Nope, that’s unbiblical. Remember the olive branch?
To the writers of the Bible, the only living things breathe through nostrils. So the crops were not killed by a year underwater, as well as insects, fish, spiders, flowers, and olive trees. But Noah would have been directed to save dinosaurs.
Would have been stupid to save the dinos ir they were going to die off right after the flooditation.

AaronK #fundie

“I used to be an atheist, and even then I had a problem with gay marriage. I have always had a problem with secular society,”
An atheist…with a problem with secular society.
Okay. Not impossible, but…why?

“and I much preferred when these people stayed in the closet.”
Okay. Do you have a rational reason for this for the rest of us to consider?

“It is disgusting, and revolting as a poster said earlier.”
YOU are disgusted. If we’re not, what reason would we have for prohibiting it?

“Sincerely, proud bigot.”
Ah. So just bigotry. Then fuck you and your argument.

“(Before anyone calls me one, I can direct you to a picture of a room full of people who care.”
Ah. Whoops. Already done.

“If being against something so unnatural as gay marriage makes me a bigot, then woohoo! I'm a bigot! Gonna start my bigot pride parade!)”
Well, if you think marriage is natural, but gay marriage is not, somehow, then you’re a stupid bigot.

Dawn Roebuck #racist #wingnut

“It does make me sick to be constantly being told I'm racist because I'm white.”
It could be that you ARE racist, but you think your racism is logically or scientifically sound. So when people point out that you’ve made a racist statement, you assume it’s just because you’re white. Couldn’t possibly be the way you talk or the priorities you push.

I mean, i’ve spent long stretches of my life without having to preface remarks with, “I’m not racist but…”

"I'm sick of being told I'm privileged.”
And, again, if you just think that privilege is your just due, you may not notice just how privileged you act.

“I'm sick of being made to feel like I personally did anything wrong to someone because of their race.”
Do you defend the confederacy?
Do you Identify with slavers in bygone days?

"Liberals need to jump off the racism band wagon. There just trying to make us all hate one another.”
Well, I don’t hate white people fo rbeing white. I hate racists… Sounds like you and I would not get along.

Thomas Warmuth Thomas Warmuth #fundie

“The idea of “accepting” Jesus is very poor terminology.”
No, the terminology is fine. You just object to what you think of as insufficient humility.
Sure, Jesus would have the final say, but before i even apply to become a Christain, i do have to accept the basic assumptions of the faith. Such as Jesus being real.

"Imagine that I drove into the Augusta Country Club, loaded my golf clubs onto a cart, then walked into the clubhouse and announced that I had accepted them and would be teeing off in 10 minutes.”
Now, imagine that YOU want ME to apply to a country club that YOU say is 400 feet above the town square. Like the high school in Sky High.

Before the board of membership can accept my application, you’ve got an uphill battle to make me accept that the Club even exists.

"What do you think the reaction would be?”
Depends. Are they ever described as being infinitely forgiving? Omnibenevolent, as it were?

“God is in authority.”
That’s also how they describe Zeus, Odin, Marduk….

"I accept His terms of surrender.”
Good for you. I cannot.

“I do not accept Him, He accepts me when I lay down my arms and surrender on His terms.”
Your English skills are lacking, here.
You are HORRIBLY hung up on protocol, too.

“Faith is believing that Christ died to pay the penalty for your sins,”
But he didn’t die. He lost a weekend. And he’s back, all better.
Sure, crucifixion is nasty, but he still only gave up three days.

"and that the perfect righteousness He earned can and will be credited to you when you surrender.”
Yeah, yeah, yeah. god will save me from god and the punishment god will inflict on me for the rules god knew i would break before god put me on Earth, and then did fuck-all to change.

Paul Craig Roberts #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

“Trump campaigned widely and had massive audiences. Enthusiasm was everywhere.”
But all that enthusiasm meant a lot of people attended more then one rally, like Deadheads.

"Biden ventured out of the basement a few times and no one attended his campaign rallies.”
During a pandemic… The peopel who believed in the Plague did NOT act like plague rats. Big surprise.

"Trump got more votes in the 2020 election than he got in the 2016 election, but Biden got more votes than any president in history. Somehow the people elected an invisible candidate.”
More to the point, More people voted AGAISNT Trump than any candidate in history.

“In the swing states vote counting was stopped in the middle of the night while truck loads of boxes arrived, some from out of state,”
No, it didn’t.

“in Democrat controlled vote counting centers. The votes were almost entirely for Biden, and when counting resumed, Trump’s lead disappeared.”
The GOP legislated that the mail-in ballots could not be counted until the polls were counted. So all those votes just sat there invisible until they were allowed.
No chicanery required, you guys did this EXACTLY to paint it as fraud.

"Just as Republicans and the American people accepted the thefts of the 2020 and 2022 elections, they will accept the theft of the 2024 election.”
You know, at ANY point if you were to find actual evidence of the steal, you should say so.

“There will be no civil war or anything of the kind.”
That’s doubtful. Trump will burn this nation to the rebar before willingly going to jail.

“Neither will they resist when Kamala ignores the Supreme Court, which has no army, and takes away their guns.”
And that’s been predicted every election of my life, pretty much. Hasn’t ever fucking happened.

"My advice to young white heterosexual males is to get out of America while you still can.”
Yes. Anyone THAT worried about a black, woman president should go. Now. Before November. GIT!

Let Us Reason #fundie

“God's love is persuasive, it's convincing, but it's never coercive.”
Your analogy fails.
To be accurate, the woman needs to face certain doom. The city about to be bombed, or shipwrecked.
The man loves her, and CAN save her, but will ONLY save her if she loves him back.
If he truly loved her, he’d save her regardless of her feelings towards him. A compassionate person would save as many people as possible, regardless of their feelings towards him.
Your god’s love is transactional, demanding reciprocation, AND coercive, as the threat of Hell never goes away.

bobx23456 #sexist #fundie

QuetzalcoatlOdin #sexist

“Let's bear in mind folks women hate each other, as adults they'll give advice that is harmful for the other so they can better their position in society”

Yes, yes. That’s why any political campaign for putting a woman anywhere near the white house always falls to backstabbing and bad advice, never a coherent message offered. Uh huh.
I fully expect Harris’ campaign to be broke by September, accusations of embazzlement by November. Uh huh. Sure, sure.

LittleNipper #fundie

Yep. And as congregations get smaller and smaller and the churches close and consolidate, you can be comfortable knowing that those who are left are TRUE Christains. The fakes and half-assed believers that went elsewhere, you didn’t need them.
Or their money.
Or their political support.

Donnely McLeod #fundie

“Fuck your atheism.”
Oh, good start. Win friends and influence people!

“Darwin was a racist,”
Oh, well, fuck your ignorance.
Darwin was remarkably progressive for his time.

"evolution is an invention OF racism,”
Except it doesn’t support racism, does it?
Quite the opposite.

“the most racist genocidal wars in history”
Like, WWII? You DO know that Hitler had Darwin’s books burned, right?
And the SS Belt Buckle says ‘God Is With Us’?

"have been waged since that liitle devil-cock sucking racist put pen to paper to justify what he KNEW was bullshit.”
Hmmm. Darinw had science, you have hate. Nothing but hate.
Fuck all the way off.

“Its the title to his book. The 'preservation of favored races in the struggle for life.'”
‘Race,’ there, would be better understood as ‘breed’ by today’s terminology.
You would be better understood as an obnoxious ignoramus talking WAY out of his level of knowledge.

BarbT #fundie

“Married couples with kids used to be mocked as "breeders" by the homosexual community.”
Um, no. That was mocking the mindset that happiness can ONLY be achieved by marrying and raising kids. Those that insisted that everyone HAD to get married and raise a nuclear family.That wanted to discriminate against any single parent, or childless adult,

“So why this passionate desire among gays to "tie the knot" complete with traditional church wedding, rings, licenses, and children? Because Satan attempts to counterfeit every single thing God holds dear.”
Hardly. They want to be able to commit to another for life AND have that recognized and accepted by every government agency, ever hospital, every court, every HR department, and Insurance company.

“And you know what's really sad?”
Ignorant hateful bible-thumping fuckstains.

“Gay couples can never escape the fact they are doing a pathetic imitation of God-ordained male and female roles within their own relationships.”
I have no idea if God planned my relationship, but the fact you’d disapprove of it stirs me not-a-fucking-bit. I cook twice as often as she does, i do the dishes all nights, i do the laundry… None of which is causing lightning to strike, and none of which is your business. So your taunt, here, just looks pathetic.

Angyl #fundie

"Hey, it's not my fault if scientists are idiot...”
Reviling will send you to Hell.

“or arrogant enough to apply a word [fact] to a theory without understanding the definition of said word.”
They understand exactly what they mean by fact, by theory and by numbnuts creationist fuckstain.

Descry #fundie

Emily Munroe Connolly #fundie #wingnut

@pbandjealous #87184

Clearly Satan edited out the full statement: Matthew 25:35 “For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in.
Now i’m lazy and entitled. You shouldn’t have done that. It’s not my intent.”

lesley #fundie

“Tolerance is an immature almost cowardly response.”
Ah. You want to think that INtolerance is the brave resposne. Yelling at sinners. But that’s just hiding behind scripture and thinking God has directed you to be an asshole.

“There is no love in tolerance”
Because there’s more live intelling people they’re going to hell.

“and no hate either”
Why would there be?

“Tolerance is the slippery slope that opens the door to all manner of things”
Okay. Of course, slippery slope arguments consistently fail.

“that the tolerant dont really want”
Keep telling yourself that.

“but immaturely hadnt realised would automatically follow.”
It doesn’t follow automatically. Everyone said that legalizing gays would make Pedo legal. Hasn’t happened yet.

iCr@zy Member since: #fundie

“What are atheists basing there disbelief on?”
The total failure of theists to convince me they are correct.

"Christians have the bible and this is what they base their belief on, but what do atheists base their disbelief on?”
The Bible does contribute to my inability to accept their deity.

“Please don't say something like logic and reason. Telling me that believing in ancient text is stupid or something like that isn't what I am looking for.”
So, you get to decide what’s real AND you get to decide what OUR reasons are?
Fuck off.

“Are they basing their disbelief on the lack of evidence of Gods existence?”
Mostly. Also, your god’s portrayed as a bit of a misogynistic asshole AND called a loving god.

"What about the lack of evidence disproving Gods existence?”
Evidence doesn’t work that way. WHY would i accept a god, first, and then evaluate the evidence against him?

"What about Pascals Wager? Why not believe in God? Better to be safe than sorry, right?”
No. PW is not a reason to believe, it’s a pat on the back for people who already believe.

jma037 #fundie

“Small minded fools!”
Small-minded is hyphenated, fool.

“I have seen and fought against things that will drive a lesser man insane should he lay eyes upon it.”
How do we know you weren’t driven insane by it?

“We are in a battle more horrifying then you could possibly imagine.”
I dunno. I once imagined a three-armed koala bear trying to put a girdle on Donald Trump.

“Am are trying to save your souls!”
Kay. Thanks. Leave it on the porch when you’re done with it.

“God help me for I do not have such patience for the damned.”
I’m damned? But i thought you were trying to save me? Are you failing? Are you a loser?
Flake off, hoser.

“You are like children in a straw hut mocking the one that gazed outside the window to warn you of the wolves at your door!”
We don’t have windows in our straw hut. You’re looking at our puppy, and crying, ‘Wolf!’

“Repent or be Damned for ever!”
Repent of what? Thinking you’re an idiot?
I don’t see myself repenting that right away.
The Bible says calling other people ‘fool’ will doom you to Hell.

(unknown) #fundie

“Where has macro evolution ever been observed?”
You DO know that ‘repeatable observation’ for science does not mean an eyewitness, right?
SO the answer is, every single species you have ever heard of and a couple more.

"What's the mechanism for getting new complexity such as new vital organs?”
Mutation and selection. Just like old complexity.

“How, for example, could a caterpillar evolve into a butterfly?”
Trial and error times a few zillion generations.

ShieldOfFaith #fundie

“The talk of economy is a cope out and you know it. It is not hard to keep your economy going, especially if you HAVE PEOPLE.”
Well, the people have to have money for there to be an economy.
And something to spend the money ON. So you need to have jobs and stores and goods and services all working. It’s more complicated than you’d like to think.

“If you abort all your babies, you won't have an economy in the first place!”
Oh, we’d have an economy. All that disposable income we don’t spend on diapers, and the businesses will import foreign workers to keep the goods flowing.

“For the record, I never said we would have to fight a war with the U.S.. We could secede from the Union without a war.”
Like the last time, huh? Yeah, that works.

"And we would not have to go to war with other nations. If someone were to attack us, we would just go Nuclear on them and shut them down.”
Where’d you get the nukes?
Even if you successfully secede, the US will not allow you to retain control of any nukes stationed there. Probably not any reactors, either, all nuclear material belongs to the Feds.
And if you START the secession by seizing control of a military base with nukes, you’ll be identified as terrorists and wiped right the fuck out.

“The vast majority of nations will back down when you Nuke them. Like Japan did in WWII,”
You have one (1) example. And they didn’t have nukes. That’s nowhere near ‘the vast majority.’
And assuming you successfully secede with nukes, you join the Nuclear Club. Anyone in that club starts lobbing nukes then holy fucking shit, everyone else will lob THEIR nukes. Whether you shoot at them or not, they cannot risk you MAYBE getting around to them some day.

"most humans will just stop trying to fight you if you turn some of their cities into glass and shadows.”
This was my job for 20 years. And you are ASTOUNDINGLY wrong. You cross that line and most humans will go full-on drunken monkey on you.

“Moral values first!”
Says the guy who wants to throw nukes at the first sign of conflict.

“Then the economy. In that order.”
You can’t really spend radioactive money.

CAPS LOCK #fundie

“Why don't atheists accept what is outside of the natural world?”
Why would we?
What reason would we have to accept a baseless claim that the unnatural exists?

“I mean there are ways to know things are real, besides through scientific evidence.”
I’ll buy that you can KNOW something without evidence. I do not buy that anyone else on the entire fucking planet has to be convinced of it just based on you KNOWING something

"I mean like through commen sense, duh!”
I’ve seen a LOT of harm done by people using their ‘common sense.’

“Just lie you can know that Jesus and God exist eternally and outside of the universe.”
YOU know it, i’m sure. But can you think of the slightest reason i should believe you? Why believe in Jesus and not Mithras? Or Thor? Inanna?

"This is so obvious, I don't even know why God had tribesmen right a book about him.”
You mean like the Book Moses wrote where he describes his own funeral? COMMON SENSE tells me Moses didn’t write that book.

"So not only do you have evidence that supersedes science,"
Shut your whore mouth, you fucking illiterate imbecile.

“you have a holy bible.”
Mostly anonymous, several contradictions and anachronisms, and heavily edited for political reasons.

“That's two strikes, atheists.”
That’s swing and a miss, bubbles. Twice.

“Why, God is evidence that you don't need evidence in science to know something is real.”
No, he really, really, really isn’t.

"Strike three.”
Take your imaginary ball and go home.

Anonymous, NYC #fundie

“Beware of the dangers of tragic stories”
Beauty and the Beast was propaganda to get girls to accept arranged marriages. I’d be more leery of stories with happy endings, personally.

“We want to be compassionate kind human beings and that sometimes can gradually lead to too much toleration.”
I don’t think that’s really an issue. TOO much tolerance?

“Personalized heart-breaking stories can lead or manipulate more and more good people to making long-term incremental changes that eventually harm their own community.”
I’ve known you for 45 seconds and i’m pretty sure you’re trying to justify being phobic about the Other.

"First comes recognition of the ‘pain’ of others with our empathy and sympathy, then some measure toleration, then more toleration and acceptance, and finally Laws are amended.”
You mean, i think, Progress.
CHanging laws that appeal to the isolationist few is a good thing.

“The politically-correct liberalization of Judaism in America with Jews re-writing the Laws to fit their modern social and political values and placate their egos has created a Holocaust of Assimilation and brought great damage to our families.”
Define ‘damage,’ please. IN this context.
Examples, please.

“Publishing such a story pushes for some limited degree of emotional acceptance for homosexual couples and interfaith marriages. This is a line that should not have been breached”
This is a line that shouldn’t fucking exist in the first place. More love is always better than more xenophobia, racism, sexism, or other bigotry.