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Lon #fundie

“Separation of Church and state today means atheism”
No, it means ‘secular.’ It’s okay, it’s an easy mistake to make if your a fucking moron.

“Then why not just let people rob steal and kill then?”
Because neither ‘secular’ nor ‘atheist’ means ‘nihilist.’

“I believe we do start with God but people are trying to separate church and state.”
If it WERE atheist, then Church/State Separation would mean everything in your bible was written by men. So we can keep some morals from some men, if we want, without violating our atheism.

“Honestly, this is what that is: It is censorship of Christianity and Judaism.”
You mean censoring all those church shows on public access and other channels? The ones that never shut up? Do you not know what ‘censor’ means, either?

“It is a denial of our unalienable rights, and it is a rewriting of our Constitution and history as a nation.”
You have the right to your religion. You don’t have a right to make ME live by the rules of your religion. And nothing has been taken out of the Constitution. Have you read it? Read the Federalist Papers for how often the Bible is quoted.

“Why? Because everyone votes that morals must be upheld unless it is one held by a Christian or Jew.”
No, moron, we vote on laws or on lawmakers to make them.
The Lemon Law just gets rid of laws that have no secular purpose or basis.

“ Then it is not allowed: separation of church and state.”
If the only reason to write the law is because of someoen’s scripture, yes. It violates CSS. So does Sharia law, though, so be happy.

“So, who is controlling our country over such? --> Everyone against Christians and other religions.”
There are plenty of Christains who understand and support CSS. It really is to your benefit.

“We've turned over our nation to people who are now turning around and saying "Get out! You are not welcome here." That's separation of church and state and what it means today.”
Is anyone actually FORCING you out over your church?
Anyone? Citation?

MaryDyer , Tanana & BlukBerry #transphobia

“Why is there so much transphobia uwu?”
TRAs: We’re women, we want to live like women.
TERFS: (Lies, Lies, Rumors, phobic responses, language twisting, ignoring a few thousand years of facts, and a century of research) “Penis! PENIS! PEEEEEEENIS!”
FIFY

Anon7 #fundie

“The way I had always phrased that myself is that men test themselves on physical and practical intellectual matters, whereas women test themselves emotionally.”

You know, the last challenge _I_ attempted wasa technical exercise, writing a sex scene where the woman was about 1mm tall.
Or a graphic sex scene from the point of view of a handheld Tetris game. A hammer and nail have sex AS the sex, not a metaphor FOR sex.
Not sure how practical they are.
My wife’s last challenge was updating a procedure for equipment she’s never seen on the Trident Submarines. It’ll have a daily impact on the fleet.

I think you’re proving, with your opening, here, that you’re just horribly sexist. Not even any qualifiers like ‘tend to’ or ‘most commonly.’ Just a flat trait applied to all.
You’re never going to find the actual truthiness of this subject.

dravid #fundie

“First let me say the point I was making is that, we all know you won't get a chicken from a lizards egg (or whatever!)”
There’s a WHOLE lot of verbiage in ‘whatever,’ you got there

“The fact remains though that for evolution to have occurred, then in theory something like this had to happen....”
Well, yes, sort of, except for not at all.

MORE like a dino of some sort had offspring that was 99.9999999% Dino and .0000001% chicken (or possessing a trait or part of a trait that we would associate with today’s chicken). And another dino had a .0000001% chicken. And the advantages of these chickenly traits made thsoe lines successful. And their offspringgs had offspring that combined to be .0000002% chcicken. And the entire next generation became .0000002%.
And another of that generation had another mutation that made it .0000003%. And this took a long, long, long goddamned time. And for most of the chaing of mutations it looked indistinguisable from the other dinos. So much so that the paleotologists called the .0000010% chicken ‘A Dino.’ And the .000100%. And MORE long goddamned time…

Mirdath #fundie

“Why ask atheists”
It says the point of the thread is ‘why atheists think Xianity is…’
Wouldn’t that REQUIURE atheist input?

“when you can read Hebrews 11:1 and have it from Paul himself?”
As an atheist, I don’t really accept the misogynist Paul as an authority on atheist thinking. And Hebrews 11:1 doesn’t answer the thread’s question.

“Don't think 'illogical' is a slur”
It’s much more of a slur than ‘cis’ is.

“Not caring about logic is one of Christianity's greatest strengths,”
Strength? Please. It’s a cop-out. Every creationist insists that Genesis just ‘makes more sense’ than evolution, but you’re claiming that ‘sense’ is the last thing you need. You’re just pretending that your inability to win any arguments is a plus, not an embarrassment.

“and one of the worst things one can do for the faith is to try to justify it through logic.”
This is true. A sane look at your religion is not a helpful or comfortable one.

Beer_Grills #sexist

"• No having to slave away at a shit job to support wife and kids, much less stress”
Try not getting a shit job, then?

“• No having to raise a child who might also go through hell in his childhood and teenage years, and possibly end up incel as well”
None of my three kids came out as incels.

“• No having to raise a girl who might end up as a feral Stacy”
No daughters. Have a granddaughter. But she lives in my world, not the incel fantasy.

“• No having to worry about a feral Chad banging your wife or gf”
I don’t. Never have. Just like i’m not fearful of werewolves or goblins

“• No having to worry about a feral Chad impregating your wife and her claiming the child is yours, then having to become a true cuck raising his kid”
I raise it, it smy kid. Even if the DNA says otherwise. I’m the one that taught them life skills, i see my sense of humor in them, some of my music tastes. Mine.

“• No having to deal with soul crushing heartbreak if/when Chad bangs your wife or gf”
Been dating and married to her since 1984. Your fears are baseless, dirtbag.

“• No divorces where you lose half of everything you own, or more”
Loss of material wouldn’t be the worst part of a divorce. If you don’t understand that, it explains much.

“• No potential alimony or child support payments”
They’re my kids, why would i NOT contribut to their support, you selfish twit.

“• Romantic love only lasts a maximum of 7 years, then the hormones wear off and you and your wife are more like roommates”
Have YOU ever even kept a roommate for 7 years?
‘Love’ is wanting the best for another person. When either of us is in the ER at 0300 hours and the other is right there, holding their hand, that’s love, dork. My first roommate dropped me off at the ER, but didn’t come in.

“• More time and freedom to do what you want”
But what you want to do is have sex and cuddle.

“• More disposable income to do what you want”
You couldn’t BUY my life, idiot.

“• You can still have sex with escorts”
So much for your disposable income.

“• You can still get love from a dog or other pet”
Not QUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITRE the same. I hope.

“• You can still have some human contact with friends, like other incels”
They’re not your friends, they just reinforce your loser self-image.

mommyof4: Vote YES on str8 #fundie

“Has GOD lost control of America?”
Did any of the gods HAVE it? Even Quetzacoatl wasn’t in charge of a country, it was ‘the believers IN the feathered serpent’ that ran the place. So, no.

“Will murder and pedophillia one day be legal?”
Both of those violate the concept of concent, so not likely.

“not only is gay marriage ILLEGALY law,”
No, it’s just that laws AGAINST it have no legal standing because there’s no secular reason to discriminate. Try again.

“but becoming more popular among young people today.”
your boogeyman IS losing the power to scare people, yes. I suspect your lies about that gays are like and will do, those melt when people have actually met gay people and been equipped to evaluate your bullshit.

“I fear for them, for us.”
Um… Sorry?

“How can we get JESUS back in the classroom,”
Unconstitutionally.

“back in our hearts,”
Try making a more welcoming, forgiving Jesus. Less fire and brimstone.

“why have we lost our way?”
WE lost YOUR way. Scales from the eyes, wake the zombies sort of thing. Yuor lies stopped working.

Jesse Kelly #racist #fundie

Her kids were likely born here. That makes them citizens of this country.
I took an oath to support and defend the constitution. Someone wants to violate it for the purpose of bullying citizens, that’s violating the sovereignty of MY Nation. Got your toothbrush?

relictele #fundie

“If someone had only three fingers on a hand and a drug was discovered/developed that could restore the missing digit would that be viewed as negative or controversial?”
That would depend, is it going to be offered as a free benefit for most healt care plans, or will it be mandatory that all amputees take the drug so that people match YOUR definition of what’s right?
I wuold imagine that if it’s going to remove all scars, some people might want to forego the treatment Some people LIKE the option of showing ‘where the mule bit me’ or their ‘shark bite’ or ritual scars. I’m missing one knuckle, i wouldn’t want the drug.

ObozoMustGo2012 #fundie

EVERYTHING has a ‘regret’ rate. Not every knee replacement is perfect, not every marriage is a happy ending.
The regret rate for knee replacement is between 6% and 30%. That does not show up with people trying to eradicate the totally voluntarychoice of knee surgery.
The regret rate for having a child is between 5% and 17%.

The regret rate for transitioning, according to about 27 studies is close to 1%.
Stuff your smug disapproval.

roger_pearse #fundie

“Bad conscience, I would guess. The excuses are real, tho. Why else would anyone bother with atheism?”
Heh. I had one glass of champagne at my wedding 37 years ago. And one at my anniversary 36 years ago. no other ‘drink’ unless it’s cooking with wine, and that’s hardly ever.. And i’ve been faithful to my wife since 1984.

I do not ‘atheist’ in order to revel in my sins. I atheist because in all honest i can’t see any fucking reason to believe in anything divine. That’s all there is to it.

Ray Comfort #fundie

“Was the recovery a miracle? Perhaps”
Right. Maybe.
Every time we elect the GOP, they fuck up the economy, every time we elect Dems, they prioritize fixing the economy. Every time.
Only divine interaction can be credited.

“Then again, perhaps it wasn’t. Only God knows.”
Or anyone with an attetnion span. Not you, of course…

“The fact is that we have no idea what happened.”
You more than anyone, Ray.

“However, one thing we do know is that answered or unanswered prayer has nothing to do with God’s existence.”
Didn’t YOU argue that if god made the universe, the universe is evidence of god? Was that you?
So, if God answers prayers, then answered prayers would be proof of god?

“My wife has a Dodge Caravan. Let’s say it has a problem. What would be my intellectual capacity if I concluded that it had no manufacturer simply because I couldn’t contact them about the dilemma?”
Your analogies suck wind, Ray. They always have. You cannot postulate a naturalistic system that would produce a Caravan. the torque specs alone are unnatural. Not the same for the Universe.

“The fact of their existence has nothing to do with whether or not they return my calls.”
I’d think if they didn’t exist, that would have a LOT to do with their silence, Ray. Where did you learn logic, bumper cars?

Robert Cragg #fundie

“There is absoutly no science in Evolution”
Uh huh, sure, sure. We believe you. Now go finish your creation crayon book, okay, bye.

“in fact science does more to disprove evolution than support it.”
Funny how no one ever gets this science publishee except in creationist magazines…

“I'm sorry if I sound harse,”
I don’t think you are.

“but this evolution junk gives way to “athiest saying the bible is not accurate.”
The bible? The flat-earth, solid sky, sun inside the sky, Jesus will be back in 40 years, i PROMISE, commissioned by a sunworshiping emperor bible?
I don’t need evolution to say it’s inaccurate.

JEWKILR88 #racist

JEWKILR88
Jew Killer Ate-ate?

“You cunts think you're really fucking clever for some reason.”
My name is pronounced KOONT, please. There’s an umlaut.

“At least acknowledge the deal of damage judiasm has done to the world”
Bigots’ targets usuaully seem less powerful than what they’re blamed for. I mean, right NOW they’re doing some evil shit, but many are not responsible for what Trump’s egging Netanyahu to do.

“and realize something must be done”
‘Something be done’ dounds like a generic license to go bigot-wild against people. Like what’s happening in Gaza. Sounds dangerons

“While Hitler was in a few ways a nutjob, he at least”
You’re a Hitler apologist and calling ME a Koontz? Fuck off.

“ had a vision for a better world.”
A better world for pure Aryans. That’s not a better world.

“You are all completely fucked in the brain.”
At least we’re not licking Hitler’s boots…

Sharon Gebur #fundie

“As long as men look at women as a sex object, we won't get the credibility we deserve.”
That’s not the porn workers’ fault, though. Taht’s the men. If i see a woman having sex on screen and use her to judge all women, I’m the pig. If you’re saying NO women should do porn, even willingly, because men are chauvinists, you’re limiting women’s freedom to cater to men’s failings.

Travis Kassaiuli #conspiracy #pratt

“Ukraine has always been a part of Russia.”
By ‘always’ you mean, on the maps i grew up with,’ i take it? Ukraine is older than Russia.

“America needs to stop using tax payer money to Help Ukraine win a war that they did not need to start.”
We promised to defend their borders if they gave their nukes to Russia. They gave their nukes to Russia. We have a committment.

“here's a little story on the battlefield.z
Aw, you have an anecdote. I could possibly care a little less. Maybe. Let me check. Oh, no, not at all less.

VisVoi #conspiracy

“Honestly they just want us locked up so that they don't have to look at us.”
Honestly, if you get locked up it’s so no one has to HEAR you.

“Once they lock all the incels out of sight, female standards will rise and they will demand that normfaced males be locked up.”
No, idiot. SOMEONE has to pave the roads and do maintenance on Chad’s cars
Women’s standards are not based on who is available.They don’t need to lock anyone up to turn you down.

“One day, any face that falls short of perfection will be carted off to a pit.”
WHich is the way you guys would arrange incelistan if you could. Probably be an inspection with twenty qualities that are graded, and the cumulative score of points for her face, ass, hair, tits, nipples, waist, labia, butthole, tongue, and gag reflex has to be above 500 or she’s carted away.

SamVimes #fundie

“Why do the non-religious feel the need to degrade and put down the religious?”
Not all of them. Just those that would make me live by their superstition. i can’t buy alcohol on days your god thinks are his. I couldn’t go to the stores on days your god felt needy. All the Blue Laws, your superstition limiting my actions to preserve your faith.
And my first boat served fish on fridays for the same damned reason.

“Could it be that deep down you feel that you are missing out on something wonderful”
No. I think you’re burdened and terrified to examine it rationally.

“and you are jealous of those that have it”
I’ve had it. Losing it was a great leap forward.

“thereby producing a need to attack the very thing that you crave?”
Ha. And again, Ha. It is to laugh. Tell yourself whatever you need to to ‘win’ the argument, but no.

Katie Kruz #psycho #moonbat

Thirteen years younger than you and you considereed her your girlfriend….And now she’s a lot closer to being an adult and she’s not as attractive to you. Lost the magic, lost the innocence.
Might consider that her youth is what attracted you? then leave her alone for the next 85 years….

leftleaningantifeminist #sexist

“Misincelry – Hatred of incels as defined above.”
Meh. I think anyone with an attention span can see all the problems with incels.

“I have noticed an impatience, frustration, judgement, shaming, belittling and insulting of incels from men and women and very frequently from feminists, very often from the same feminists who criticise men and non-feminist women for ” impatience, frustration, judgement, shaming, belittling and insulting” women”.”
Do you even pretend to think such treatment is unearned?
You guys talk all KINDS of shit about women, how much sex they have, who they have sex with, how often they have sex, when they start, and how worn out they get. And you have grandiose plans for a worls where they don’t have the right to say no, where they’re issued to incels by the government, or how you’ll mistreat them any chance you get.

“This is similar to feminists complaining about being “silenced” and then shouting down their critics to the point of ruining careers.”
No. Misogyny is hating women you don’t even know. Hating incels is a direct function of hearing what they actually say.

“Today feminists are exercising the same requirements for etiquette from men towards women as whites required from blacks under Jim Crow.”
Yes, yes, there’s a separate water fountain for any man who hopes to get into a woman’s skirts. Exactly the same.

Gina Carano 🕯 #wingnut

Of course he’s working a hard schedule. He’s trying to avoid prison and he’s working the hardest he ever has in his life.
Not commendable, really. Pretty pathetic. If he’d worked this hard at BEING a president, he might havewon reelection.

znbox #sexist

I wish there was a test you had to pass before you can post (or legislate) on female biology. Something incrediblhy hard like, “Can women urinate with a tampon inserted?’ If you get it wrong, you can’t post
Incel traffic would be cut by 80%

rsm30,scrum #psycho #sexist

"kids are kids sometimes they choose to have sex with people older than them,”
They would also sign a contract for a sports car if they could, which is why we don’t let them sign contracts. If a car dealer held a kid to a contract to buy a Porsche, he’d be considered a monster taking advantage of a youth. Even if the kid really WANTS the Porsche.
The adult in the above relationship needs to make the adult decision to NOT SEX with the kid.

“so theres nothing wrong with this”
Incorrect. Everything’s wrong with this.

“and now England is sending an innocent man to jail for 4 years just because he wanted to be in a sexual relationship.” …with a child. That’s not innocent. That’s rape.

“so its not like I'm only saying this cause I'm biased or anything”
I know of no rational reason to support statutory rape unless you want to rape a kid, too.

"And yes I find nothing wrong at all about a 20 year old being in a sexual relationship with a 12 year old.”
Not even that it’s fucking illegal (and also illegal fucking, come to think about it).

“Why is it wrong”
The state holds children unable to consent, right?
If they can’t consent to this, it’s rape.

“Besides finding it "disgusting" because of the age difference, how is it bad?”
It’s not the age DIFFERENCE< it’s the fact she’s a minor. If they were to wait until they were 20 and 28, there wouldn’t be a problem. Unless one was the other’s boss…

“That seems to be the thing no one can answer.”
You’re not paying enough attention, then.

Eric Hovind #fundie

“Make it make sense"
Sorry.
You were homeschooled by a conman. You’re not equipped to understand a rational explanation.

“ATHEISM”
See, right off the bat, the dischotomy is BIOLOGIST versus creationist, not atheist. evolution =! atheism.

“MIC: INTELLIGENT DESIGN
EAR: DEVELOPED BY COINCIDENCE”
ANd, no. a million generations of trial and error is not coincidence.
You’re nto framing the question in good faith.

Wilson #fundie

“I know that a house is evidence of intelligent design.”
Because we know houses don’t grow or reproduce. Not because they’re complex.

“I know that something much more complicated, like the human brain, is evidence of design by a Super-intelligence.”
But
1) it’s not the complexity of a house that makes us say ‘artiffaact.’
2) we’ve never seen one built.

“I know that symbiotic relationships in nature and an ecoSYSTEM that renews itself, demonstrates a mind that is incomparable.”
Look, just because you cannot explain a natural development doesn’t mean there isn’t one.

“I know that the fossil record does NOT support evolution.”
Except that it does.

“I know that life could not have begun on its own, amply demonstrated by the Miller/Urey experiments.”
Did they actually attempt every POSSIBLE way life might have developed, adequate to support such a dismissal?

“I know that mutations do NOT improve any organism, making them superior to the natural type, amply demonstrated by the Max Planck experiments.”
Getting a little desperate, here.

“I know that evolution is not amenable to experimentation, but is based solely upon belief.”
Ah. You misunderstand ‘repeatable observations.’ S’alright, many do.

“I know that natural selection is a myth.”
You do, do you? How?

“I know that evolution is a belief system - a religion.”
Except it really, really isn’t.

“I know that research on evolution is done primarily for the money.”
Sure thing.

“I know animals produce only their own “kind” and can never “become” another, regardless of the duration.
“I know that there is a God in Heaven who will soon take over rulership of the earth.
“I know that God made the human body perfect and it has been corrupted by sin.
Superstitiojn in a science thread?

“I know that anyone who believes that we humans are responsible for our own existence is an idiot.”
Who says that….?

“Geez! I better stop now. Rile me up and I’ll show you just how much more I know.”
You know pretty close to fuck-all.

Arenlaef & Women1st #transphobia

The story is real, the drama is not.

https://www.boston.com/news/high-school-sports/2024/03/01/injuries-involving-trans-basketball-player-at-mass-school-spark-controversy/

The team had a limited bench and three of their players got hurt. Two fo them got hurt in plays ‘involving’ the transgendered player. Not ‘injured by’ the transgendered player. Theinjureds’ team forfeited the game in order to have players available for the playoffs.

Griffin #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy #mammon

I think this has potential, but needs more conflict. Maybe if your hero commits a physical crime, HE gets locked up but the strawman can continue amassing wealth in the business world, but if the crime is paper, like uttering bad checks, the Strawman pays, while the physical hero gets off free?
But then finds without his straw partner, he cannot access his wealth…

Linux98 #fundie

“I don’t know if we should get into a discussion about what proof is however I would like to give you some food for thought. If the Christian God is real then everything in the universe is “proof” of his existence.”
Imagine you’re on trial for murder.
We’ll stipulate that you’re innocent.
The Prosecution tells the jury, “IF Linux98 killed Mr. Body, then Mr. Body’s corpse is PROOF OF HIS GUILT!”
Do you think that’s convincing as proof of your guilt? Mr. Body IS dead! There are only a few million candidates for his murder. Would you hope the jury asks for more convincing proof or that they just shout ‘Hang ‘em’ right now?

“If the Christian God is real"
Which you have not proven.

“and the bible is the accurate account of the Christian God”
Which you have not proven.

“ then the bible is, without question, proof of the Christian God.”
No. There are lots of questions.

“The proofs are in the form of eye witness testimony.”
Except they’re not. Whoever wrote Mark did it about 40 years after Jesus was supposedly crucified. Matthew was 10 years after that. Luke, another 10 years or so after after, John was about 70 years after the time of the Crucifixion. Not eyewitnesses.
Paul mentions Jesus, but never physically. Nothing about his life or his miracles, so not an eyewitness there, either.

Neshama #fundie

“The point that all darwinists”
It’s the Theory of Evolution. NOT a religion, not a cult of personality. Just say ToE supporters.

“miss is that according to this theory there is a constant struggle for survival, however this is manifested it is still a struggle.”
Well, survive AND have lots of babies to continue the generations.

“The problem is that under this model mankind could not survuve unless there was more cooperation that competition.”
Um, yeah. We cooperate in the community in order to survive threats like predators, famine, pestilence, and middle managers fucking up the food production, distribution, or storage.

"Since we have survived based on cooperation, it means that there is not now nor could there ever have been a "constant struggle for survival".”
So, you saw one textbook say that humans survive by cooperation and think all humanity cooperates for everyone’s benefit.
Wars. Pirates. Gangs. Greed. Nationalists. Racists. Slavers.

“Evolution is so patently false that any 8 year old can see it.”
And when you’re 9, maybe you’ll actually understand waht you’re trying to talk about?

Sonny Hernandez #fundie

SERVICE members who openly profess and support the rights of Muslims, Buddhists, and Christian servicemen to practice their religions—because the language in the Constitution permits—are completely correct.
If you think being Christain means you do NOT support and defend the Constitution, you’re grossly stupid.
The SCOTUS has, multiple times, decreed that the Constitution, her Amendments, and SCOTUS deicions that amplify and explain the First Amendment apply to all religions, not just CHristain. Also, atheism counts as a religion for the purpose of the 1st Amendment.

Tucker Carlson #wingnut #sexist #psycho

“He loves his children. DISOBEDIENT AS THEY MAY BE, he loves them.”
You’re talking a bout Trump, Right? The guy who witholds recovery money after a tragedy if the state did not vote for HIM?
The guy who embezzled from veteran and children charities?
The guy who wants to be saluted by a victory parade, but thinks the military that’d march are losers and fools?
Yeah. Sure.

Mr. Coulter #homophobia

“Show me 1, JUST ONE, benefit homosexuality has brought to society, our society.”
That’s easy.
See, when i grew up, i didn’t know if i knew any homosexuals. Everyone was in the closet in the 70’s. But i knew a LOT of homophobes. I didn’t realize it, but a lot of authority figures in three different church systems, told me all sorts of things about what they wanted, what they did, what they’d do to me, to other chilren, what they could not HELP themselves from doing.
Painted a really ugly picture.
THen i joined the Navy. Then i met some gay sailors. NOTHING i’d been told was true. Not for any single gay man I ever met.
And it struck me. You people talk a LOT. About God, about Jesus, about Heaven, about Sin. And i could not trust a damn thing you said about Gays, because i checked.
So, why would i trust a damned thing about the other stuff that I could not actually evaluate?
Your credibility. That’s ONE good thing the gays gave me and a few others in society. You have no credibility to speak of, you hate-filled lying fuckstains.

Hyades , notsofreshfeeling & Unicorn #transphobia

“You know it's bad when even a rapist and blatant misogynist is against this profoundly anti-woman ideology.”
It’s Bonespurs. Someone told him there are a whole bunch of single-issue morons who’d vote for him if he bullied a certain group. He likes bullying and so do most of his core followers.
And you’ll sell not just all women, but the entire COUNTRY down the river to get the bullying.

Sniperwoof #transphobia #dunning-kruger #pratt

“I really don't understand why devs do this.”
It’s really easy: It works.
For a number of reasons, and i DO believe you don’t understand any of them, businesses are successful when they’re inclusive. At least right now. Maybe next administration they’ll be forced to always use Ozzie and Harriet.

Joe Rogan #crackpot #wingnut

“The rebels are Republicans now.”
My first thought was this person was dumb enough to be a gues on Joe Rogan. THEN i saw the name.
Totally checks out.

“If you want to be a rebel, you want to be punk rock.”
No, Joe, Conservatives still don’t want punk rock. It’s not what they listened to growing up, because of the hair and they can’t listen to now because of their knees.
THey barely tolerate Kid Rock for his politics, but they don’t play his music in the truck on the drive to the rally.

“ You're want to like buck the system, you're conservative now.”
No, Joe, you want to impose your own system, the one where white men are supreme. It’s not rebellion, it’s nostalsgia.

Eivind Berge #sexist

“Why are most people so ridiculously susceptible to sexual taboos?”
Most people are not sociopaths, so a widely held opinion in our culture can have a tremendous impact. I mean, we don’t just SAY you shouldn’t, for example, fuck minors, we make a big deal about denigrating and demonizing anyone caught doing that or stating a desire to do that. It’s a constant and oft-repeated message that goes straight to our need to fit in, not be ostracized by the tribe.
It’s seldom the subject of humor, and the treatment in song, story, movie, are all that there’s a special level of hell JUST for people who do this.

“And how come I am one of the few largely immune to this brainwashing,”
I would say there’s something very wrong with you, something basic. If you’re truly IMMUNE to the scorn of the entire culture, you’re a sociopath at the LEAST.
Or maybe your parents raised you as a social experiment to see how monstrous they could push it.

"without even being a sexual deviant myself?”
Um… The only way you’d know you’re immune to taboos is that your sexuality is in one of those channels, no?
I mean, I don’t want to fuck a minor, i’ve never had to decide NOT to fuck a minor, i don’t spend a lot of time trying to understand why that taboo doesn’t affect me.
For a while after i read Gaea, i wanted to date a centaur, but most of my time was spent trying to figure if the bestiality taboo APPLIED to someone capable of informed consent.

"These are questions that only occur to MRAs.”
This is not really something to be proud of. Your make-up is counter to a few zillion years of evolution. It’s not a survival trait.

rglencheek #fundie #pratt

“The fact is, once again, atheism has lost the battle of thought,”
COUld you post the winning argument for Gods, then?

“has been run out of the market place of ideas”
And yet, is still available.

“and the numbers prove it.”
Ah. Because there’s a shitload more believers than atheists, huh?
Betcha those numbers don’t stand up, though.
How many theists in the world practice a religion you think is false? You don’t count those people as saved, do you? So they are, to your mind, going to Hell just like me. Should you really count them?
How many are of your religion, but the wrong sect? The ones that accept evolution, or tolerate gays in their denominations, or fail on some other critical step in joining with your Christ? They have also failed the ‘market place of ideas’ and are doomed to Hell, no?

Also, In an honest assessment, i would ask to remove anyone who still worships in the same religion they were raised in. Not showing a whole lot of thought, there, they’ve been groomed into their outlook, and never challenged. So, not really a ‘thought’ victory for your side. Just a brainwashing claim.
I will easily dismiss any atheist that was raised atheist in this comparison. Grooming could work both ways. But i’ll still bet more have changed TO atheism than have changed to Your and ONLY Your faith, especially after reaching their majority.

Paul Bury #fundie #dunning-kruger #crackpot

@Croquemitaine #209968
And there’d be no game shows on TV.
“Does anyone NOT knokw what’s behind door number three?”

If NOTHING else, there’d be one in every casino in Vegas, spotting other psychics to ban from the premises.

So why aren’t the truly enlightened bankrupting casinos and using the money for god’s will?

metmom #fundie

“But gravity has no substance.”
I doubt you’re completely correct about that.

“It cannot be directly measured or observed.”
My company measures gravity in the places we calibrate missile guidance systems. I stopped counting the value at six decimal places.

“It can only be detected through its influence on objects within its field.”
Is there ANYTHING In the world that is NOT detected by its influence on other objects? Light by it’s impact on our eyes, water by the temperature change when we touch it, wind by pressures on our skin, gravity by how heavy things are.

“If that’s the case,"
It’s not.

Flintejae #fundie

“All state institutions (or that get governmental aid) have to agree that homosexuality is right and 'okay'”
Yes. You guys get upset if your tax dollars go to something you dislike. SHould government dollars support bigotry they disallow?

“and that will go against many foundational doctrines.”
Which is a problem for those under the doctrine. Not the government.

“So, in essence, the schools, government places, will have to chose between moral values or money (Or shut down).”
No, no, no. THey cannot support YOUR moral values exclusively, not if it discriminates against other American citizens. Other morals, like those found in the Constitution, they can choose.

Paul Bury #fundie #dunning-kruger #crackpot

If psychic powers were real, if they worked, they’d be all over corporate America. Business uses what works.
Half the conversations would be ‘Did you get the psychic to look over this?’ and ‘What did the psychics say about this proposal?’ and ’I’m sending you to see the psychic, appt. is already on your schedule.’

But we don’t talk about psychics at work. Not at any job i’ve had or heard about.

“I am absolutely baffled that there are so many people that do not include God in their decision making processes.”
I would guess you decide what you’re going to do, and pray, and you get a good feeling or a bad feeling and think God is guiding you. This is kinda meaningless until you dutifully track all your decisions and god’s input and see how things turn out either way.

Irish Libertarian #wingnut #dunning-kruger

“The Nazi's were absolutely socialist.”
SO, there could not have been any Nazi war profiteers?
Did anyone point this out at the Schindler’s List Pitch Meetting?

“They abolished private property rights,”
Wouldn’t socialists have destroyed property rights?
There’s a difference.

“controlled the means of production,”
For the war effort, yes, they had slave labor. From the camps, from France, so on.

“ expanded the welfare state hugely,”
And killed off the undesirables most in need of a welfare state. Not terribly socialist, really.

"used price controls and made every citizen subservient to the state.”
That’s fascism, not socialism.

la urracca #fundie

“My mother, a top level RN"
Wait, what? RN isn’t the top level. There are 5 ‘levels’ of nursing, RN is the 3rd. Middle.
THis is like referring to a 2nd Class Lieurtenant as a ‘top level’ junior officer.

“who went on to a brilliant career, worked at a homeopathic hospital in an early post.”
Okay. There are nurses that are anti-vax, too.

“She was amazed by it. Homeopathy was not part of her background, and she said that at first she was highly skeptical. But as she worked there, her attitude changed.”
Okay. Earlier today, someone pointed out that they saw someone who the doctors said would die actually lived. That’s only a miracle if doctors (and nurses) never make mistakes.
You said she ‘went on to a brilliant career.’ From the phrasing, i have to think you’re saying her brilliant career was NOT in homeopathy?

“As she said to me, on a number of occasions, " I never fully understood it, but there was no question in my mind that it did indeed work.”
Love nurses, really. Practically grew up in a hospital.
But i know they make mistakes.

“I use it, my family uses it, my vet frequently uses it.
We are intelligent, educated, and observant.”
But no one’s immune to bias confirmation, you know?

“Homeopathy has value.”
So did Dumbo’s flying feather.

Pastor Winthrop III #fundie

“Are Atheists guilty of intellectual obscurantism and obfuscation?”
OOooh, can’t wait to find out. Hope this episode isn’t a 2-parter.

“Any idiot can say they don't believe in God, or in anything for that matter.”
Atheists say we don’t believe in ANY gods, thanks, okay. Not a great start for someone in a lecturing tone.

“Any idiot can retort "where's the evidence, I haven't see it" ,rather than look for it.”
So, by asking YOU for the evidence YOU have to make YOUR decision, we’re saying WE never looked for it? I think you’re the one being intellectually lazy and hasty to judge.
We’ve looked. We’ve at least looked long enough to make up our mind. I think you’re poisoning the well so that you don’t have to provide an iota of evidence.

“Yet, this is the very attitude that the Atheists have. They simply wallow in the filth of their own ignorance and disdain.”
Okay, yeah. You’re lying. A preemptive attack on all atheists that you can’t possible have sampled sufficiently to draw such a sweeping conclusion. But as to wallowing in ignorance, you don’t even know the definition of ‘atheist.’

“Isn't it time we declared them to be GUILTY of crimes against the intellect and passed sentence on them?”
If it’s not a Kangaroo court, you’re going to need actual evidence that this IS what atheists do. Not just your say-so.

“And who better to be God's executioner and rod than myself, Pastor Winthrop?”
And now we’re facing exectution for demanding evidence? WHich your own bible says you MUST do before passing judgment? Holy fuck you is dumber than a bag of hammers.

Elijah Schaffer #wingnut #racist

Just can’t get the Hold message out of my head.
“Your Marxism is important to us. All our Heroes are tied up with Marxism right now. Please wait on the line until the next available Hero can fight your Marxism.”
2 1/2 bars of Anchors Away later:
Did you know the Far Right has a website? You can register your Marxism there, without having to wait for a Hero …”

NanC #fundie

David J. Stewart #fundie

“My question is—If men evolved from apes, then why are there still apes?”
If Yiddish came from German and Hebrew, and people speak Yiddish, why are there also people who speak Hebrew? And people who speak German?

If the KJV came from the Textus Receptus, why is there still a Textus Receptus version?

"The folks at Animal Planet continually make reference to humans as "animals."”
The experts say humans fit the definition of animals.

“We are not animals.”
I am no expert, but i want to be special. SOOOOO, I MUST be different.

"God created animals as animals, and men as men.”
You know, Genius, if men ARE a subset of ‘animal,’ that sentence is still true.
Try it.
"God created animals as animals, and LIONS as LIONS.”
"God created animals as animals, and yeast as yeast.”

“Interestingly, there is absolutely no record of any civilization prior to about 4000 B.C., which perfectly corresponds with the Biblical time of creation.”
That would mean that Eve left the guarden and INSTANTLY got pregnant with Sumer. And everyone in Sumer was a sibling. This makes sense to you?
Imagine the need for a diaper-washing service back then.

fishhookurethra #sexist

“It's really incredibly selfish for women not to fuck guys in need.”
How odd that people put THEIR sexual preferences ahead of greedy fuckstains. Obviously, YOU put out for every gay man that asks YOU for sex, never selfishly reserve your dick for women YOU want to fuck. You are the template women should emulate, right?

"When you really think about it you see that it takes all the effort of stopping by someone whose car is in a ditch and helping them tow it out, but the reward is a hundred times greater for the person being helped.”
And I’m sure you’re regularly out on the interstate, offering blowjobs to truckers who can’t go another four hours of driving without some release, right?

“Validating and teaching an ugly man that he is desirable in this way”
But you’re not desirable in this way, or you’d have been laid by now, right? And being an incel, who wants to validate that worldview?

"The confidence boost is equivalent to that of a decade of therapy.”
But he’s still gonna need that decade of therapy.

“He will forever remember the time a female chose HIM.”
And this is why we don’t feed the bears at Yellowstone. They come to expect food from the tourists and people get hurt. If a magic wand made everyone hand out sex for one hour, you assholes would expect it from everyone even after the spell wears off. Women will be buying Mace by the six-pack.

“What is the excuse for them not to help us in this way?”
You. You’re the answer. Not an excuse, you’re just not desirable as you currently are. You MAY Have potential. But sitting there, bitching that the world should be different is not the way.

“Sure they aren't obliged to help anyone but not providing assistance to someone in deathly need when it costs only fifteen minutes of your time?”
DEATHLY need? How many horny truckers have YOU saved?
Are they dying?

“How do they justify this?”
Probably with a ten second summary of how you approached and offered them the chance to fuck you and save your life.

The Critical Drinker #sexist

“And now people like you berate them for not having the very things they're prevented from having. People like you are the problem.
Aw, does someone need the True Men to have safe spaces protected from the Woke?

ImHis #fundie

“Hurt people- hurt people.”
Same could be said for incompetent but well-meaning people.
And sympathetic but wrong-thinking people.
All people hurt people, really.

“I think atheists have gone through something painful in their lives.”
Equal Opportunity Training Given By A Redneck? Yeah..
If you think that the pain leads to the atheism, though, you’re just stupid.

“Most of us have gone through something painful in life.”
‘Kay.

“Some people cling, cry out to or look for and find God.”
If you only find God when you’re at your worst, though, then he’s not a god, he’s a palliative. I looked for a god that made sense when i was sober, and was stil lthere when i was not in pain.
I couldn’t even find a churcht that stood up to a strong light.
Of course, they’re all manned by opinionated fuckers like you…

"By saying they dis-believe in God, they believe that they are striking back at or hurting Him in some way.”
That’s a Hollywood atheist. Believes, but withholds worship.
That’s not me, or any actual atheist I’ve met since high school.