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Gina Carano #conspiracy #wingnut

Right, Gina; you tolerated shit you made up to make yourselves into real fuckin’ heroes instead of a collection of Don Quixotes building the windmills you tilt at. But everyone else is the snowflake because they rightfully object to your boy being exactly as terrible as he has admitted he'll be, and he's surrounded himself with people just as bad or worse, but with actual brains behind their awfulness.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut

Simp Neelix #wingnut

Ah, okay, so when I got baseball bats swung at my head, or when rumours about my family so vile I've not repeated them to a soul in well over thirty years were spread, or lies about my planning a school shooting (I was a senior when Columbine happened) were circulated, it was all okay because it was done for the good to society. Ah, okay then. Well that changes everything. Social anxiety cured, trauma disappears, now I can see how I had to suffer so everyone else could feel better.

*Ahem*

Go to your local zoo. Slip the biggest bull elephant you can find a healthy dose of Cialis. Wait until it is fully erect. Then proceed to fuck yourself on that cock.

Geoffrey Grider #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

TIKhistory #conspiracy #crackpot #dunning-kruger #wingnut

And that's why Hitler and Stalin remained friends to the end and never once had any kind of disagreement or tiff.

And Hitler would never have sent Karl Marx to the camps, no siree. Why, he would surely have overlooked Marx’ Judaic heritage, no? Nor would he have ever banned Marx’ writings and burned them in great big ostentatious bonfires, nope. Not. At. All.

Judge Anna Von Reitz #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

One would get better legal adjudication from Judge Reinhold, and his only legal qualifications are that his parents actually named him ‘Judge’.

Joel Webbon #conspiracy #crackpot #pratt #racist #wingnut

“Um , ackshewallee, Hitler was good, and Nazism is good, and stomping your big stinky boots down on people who differ from you in some meaningless, miniscule and immutable way is good, and being an utter dickwaffle is good, and–”

If I were the praying sort, I would pray that it rains baseball bats precisely over this fucking guy. every minute of the day, even while indoors, and that every umbrella he opens bears the words, "get completely fucked” on the interior before blowing away in the wind and leaving him to his corkwoody fate.

The Rev. Steven Roland #fundie #homophobia #transphobia

Jillian Becker #crackpot #forced-birth #transphobia #wingnut

Uh-huh, and everyone will get a puppy, and ice cream, and Batman will totally adopt you and be your Dad and he'll always be proud of you, no matter what inane brainrot you let dribble past your lips, and you'll be able to stay up as long as you want, and you'll get a race car bed that turns into a rocket ship and everything else Santa never brought you, because he knew what a tepid little shitheel you truly were deep down inside.

Holy god, how do they type this shit while sucking him off?

Eric Hovind #fundie

I've said it before, and I just know I'll say it again, but claiming that micro evolution is real but macro-evolution is impossible, is literally the same thing as saying that grains of sand are real, but beaches are a fool's pipe dream.

Gary Mangrove #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy

Andrew Anglin #crackpot #homophobia #racist #wingnut

Lisa Renee #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy

…*stares in utter confusion*

Is this what it's like to be high?

Dr. Schavi M. Ali #magick #ufo #conspiracy

One - it is the scientists who determine the criteria for what constitutes a planet, and Pluto does not measure up.

Two - I doubt Pluto has any kind of tangible affect on Earth in any way. It's 5 billion kilometers from Earth, Pluto could dissolve into methane and pink glitter and nobody on Earth would even feel the loss until somebody with a good telescope noticed we were down one dwarf planet. We certainly wouldn't experience any shifts in our gravitational field.

Three - I'm not gonna go looking for that one Sailor Moon Abridged quote I trot out whenever some lunatic asserts that astrology is a real thing. I'm just gonna say, the universe doesn't actually care how a random hairless ape on a tiny ball of limestone and seawater sees a distant and probably dead ball of fissionable gas off in the void of space.

Ann Barnhardt and Art Decco #fundie #racist

And then Ann kicks the bucket and goes to Heaven, she’ll be all like, “Awesome, I'm gonna totally hang with the J-man and drop a deuce over the edge all over those sinners down in Hell!,” but then Jesus will be like, “No way, bitch! I told y’all to keep that prayer shit in your closet and not to parade it around like the heathens do, and you were all, ‘nah, brah, Imma be a total butthole about my faith and act like I'm all that ’cause I'm in the right book club and shit,’ and that's totally not cool, so, like, you go to Hell. Sorry, chica, my house, my rules,” and she'll be all like, “What? *pikachu face* Noooooo! I was a butthole for nothing!”

Then as she falls into the inferno like she just bit the One Ring off Mister Frodo's hand, Jesus will go off to surf. There's some choice curls up in those clouds, for real.

Vox Day #dunning-kruger #pratt #conspiracy #quack

RFK 2: Electric Boogaloo isn't a scientist. He's not a doctor. His opinions vis a vis vaccines are formed from nothing more than social media “do-your-own-researchsims” and long-debunked conspiracy theories. Thanks, Teddy, but I think I'll stick with established science until something actually better comes along.

Tim Pool #conspiracy #crackpot #dunning-kruger #wingnut

Here we find Tim Pool, hoping that people will forget that he is literally a paid Russian asset, or as he's known in Moscow, маленькая сучка Путина.

BestRegards #transphobia

And I can't imagine a well-adjusted parent disowning their child over their gender identity. Then again, I'm not a malignant narcissist.

Rev. Joel Webbon #sexist #elitist #fundie

People who live in the country, unmarried, land owning, or not, do have a stake in the country, you elitist asshole.

Jesse Watters #racist #wingnut

“No no,” Jesse continued, as he surgically removed whatever trace of humanity had been left lingering deep within him with a rusty chainsaw, “you snowflakes just don't get it: we have to be cruel. I mean, otherwise, however will we soulless husks in the GOP get our jollies if we don't corral the filthy Untermenschen onto boxcars while laughing like the jackals we are? We know damned well that our country and economy depend upon migrants; we know damned well that those people need to be here, lest they die in their own countries. We simply don't care. Bring ruin and hellfire, we'll dance in the ashes!”

Nick Fuentes and unnamed Internet trolls #sexist #forced-birth

@Starlight #211328

What masks? They never wore masks, they were plain as day in their general horridness.

Rev. Andrew Isker #fundie #sexist #racist

Trump's family didn't fight in either the American Civil or Revolutionary Wars. In fact, his grampa fled Germany like a kicked bitch, rather than risk being conscripted into the army, and when he tried to sneak back in, Germany wasn't having any of his shit and stripped him of his citizenship on the spot.

Meanwhile, these chuds still claim that Barack Obama wasn't eligible, despite having family that did fight in the American Revolution.

A Fellow Patriot #fundie #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

Mr. Pool #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

They really tried stealing our election that part is real. Trump knew this and allowed it to expose them and arrest those involved and will be implementing a blockchain fraud proof election system, which was already patented back in August 2020.

Imagine if the police had a tip that someone planned to murder their spouse and, instead of stopping the crime, they let him do it because arresting a murderer sounds more glamourous than preventing a murder does.

Does that sound insane to anyone else, or am I alone on this?

Tucker Carlson #wingnut #sexist #psycho

D-did he get confused and think he was making content for his OnlyKlans account?

Joe Rogan #crackpot #wingnut

It's funny how ‘punk’ is good when it pushes for the things you like, but if the GOP grifts another election, it'll be the liberals who are then the punks, and that'll be bad, right Joe?

Didn't this asshole used to make a living convincing people to eat tripe and jam their heads into aquariums full or spiders?

Sniperwoof #transphobia #dunning-kruger #pratt

Women don't buy games? My mother was the primary purchaser of vidya when we were kids, and the primary consumer as well. She loved the Mario games, DKC, Dr. Mario, anything where you ran around collecting coins or bananas or the such. I got her to play TMNT 2: The Arcade Game precisely once on our NES (she only played a bit because she had trouble telling which turtle was hers) and we got her to play Super Mario RPG and Paper Mario, both of which were very much outside her wheelhouse.

What was my point? I dunno, guess I just wanted to feel nostalgic for the days me and my brothers would sit and watch my mom get through StarTropics for a bit.

Also, your primary assertion is pure, 100% argumentum ad rectum.

Hyades , notsofreshfeeling & Unicorn #transphobia

Your argument is, “this hateful rapist agrees with me, ergo I must be right.”

Roll that thought around your head again. Take all the time you need. It'll come to you, I'm optimistic.

Book Thief #transphobia #psycho

I shot an arrow in the air,
Hope it hits BT's derriere.

Archbishop Carlo Maria Viganò #fundie #wingnut #forced-birth #conspiracy

“Anyone who does something I personally - um, I mean God personally disagrees with - is clearly being controlled by the Devil! It simply isn't possible for people to have beliefs and opinions and political views that don't line up with mine - whoops! I mean, God's - without them being willing servants of the Dark Lord! I can't relate to humans without reducing them to mere pawns in a cosmic war between a sadistic psychopath, and the guy said psychopath claims is the “real bad guy!””

Elijah Schaffer #wingnut #racist

Hitler got his ass spanked like Russia was his Mommy. And then, to add insult to it all, the country he turned into an open-air rubble museum was split in two, with one half going full Commie for four fucking decades.

How does that equate to ‘beating communism?’

W.HGrampa/TRUTHPUPS/BP #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

I wonder what excuse these Chicken Littles will come up with when the weekend comes and their Brave New World doesn't.

Vasilisa #transphobia

“The snowflakes have decided that committing a hate crime should carry consequences, especially when they're enacted towards a group of people I was planning on committing a slew of hate crimes against! This isn't fair! People I hate shouldn't be protected by the law!”

Laura Wood #wingnut #racist #dunning-kruger

Laura has a full 364.25 days a year on which to love her country, but only has the space in her brain to do so on approved calendar days. What she's really pissy about is that some people have decided that they will no longer observe Foreign-Born Genocidal Slaver Appreciation Day, and their moral strength burns you like sunlight does a vampire.

Ga Ra and Za Ra #ufo #magick #elitist #mammon

Look, despite what Huey Lewis and the News, or Frankie Goes To Hollywood, or Sailor Moon, might all say, the Power of Love isn't actually a thing. It can't move mountains, or raise the dead, or…whatever it is you think it did to stave off total human extinction. The Power of Love is, in a word, bullshit.

Now, the Power of Swords and Violence, that's where the money is.

Wayne Allyn Root #fundie #wingnut

“Now grab your sneakers and gather around, fellow cultists, for this Flav-R-Ade isn't going to drink itself! Remember, moms and dads, place the cyanide capsule under your children's tongue before you take your own, or else the Mothership won't have enough soul-fuel to carry us all back to Kolob or whatever the end goal of our batshittery is.”

PresumedWoman #transphobia

Good thing the Constitution clearly states that criminalizing the existence of a group of people based on aspects of their being is illegal and unconstitutional. You can't outlaw having freckles, you can't ban redheads, you can't criminalize being black, and you can't make it illegal to be trans.

My suggestion? Buy a dozen eggs, and suck each and every one of them.

The Hellenist #racist #fundie #conspiracy #psycho

So the Jews, who white supremacists blame for running the trans-Atlantic slave trade, are also to blame for abolishing the trans-Atlantic slave trade.

You, good sir and/or madam, are too fucking dumb for words. The depths of your utter stupidity can only be expressed via interpretive dance, and that dance is just one person, slamming their head against the floor until goo comes out and they stop twitching.

Kabamur Taygeta #ufo #wingnut #magick #conspiracy

Allie Beth Stuckey #fundie #wingnut

Allie Beth Stuck-In-The-Past: “You hate Christians!”

Everyone Else: “No, all we've done is make racism, homophobia, sexism, transphobia, ableism and sexism socially unacceptable.”

ABS: “Exactly, Christianity! All of that is Christianity! Jesus famously said, ‘send me your lily-white, heterosexual, cisgender assholes, for theirs is the Glory and the Kingdom of the Lord!! Whatsoever you do to the least of my brothers, I didn't see it, it didn't happen, the little fucker deserved it, and kick him again!’”

Erik Carlson #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

Wow, when you put it all like that, Donald Trump seems to be be a chess master par excellence, moving pawns around the board the way Mozart placed notes in a symphony, such that when his final victory does arrive, it looks for all the world like the most organic of things, as if the wind positioned things just right purely by happenstance for him to claim the brass ring.

Shame that in our universe, he's a floundering malaproper who needs hourly reminders not to soil himself while the cameras are rolling.

Medeea Greere #wingnut #conspiracy

“Ooh, I, the Supreme Leader of The Nefarious Cabal of Real-Life Supervillains, have just had a brilliant idea, totally worthy of my criminal genius! I, being the greatest supervillain of all time, shall carve our eeeeeevil organization's secret master plan for total world domination, onto a bunch of stones and then display them in public where any schlub can see them and learn about the existence of supervillains and our naughty intentions towards the hoi-polloi! Yes, this is an airtight scheme that in no way suggests I came up with it while huffing glue in my sister's Miata!”

Guardians of the Galaxy via Jahn J Kassl #ufo #magick #elitist #conspiracy

Grayson Bakich #transphobia #dunning-kruger

Grayson, buddy, in a franchise full of space wizards, FTL space ships and laser swords, why is your sticking point, “this sci-fi franchise got cloning wrong!!”

Whenever you start to wonder about midichlorians and mitochondria and other science facts, repeat to yourself, “It's just a movie, I should really just relax.”

Vox Day #racist #conspiracy

“It is better for innocent Jews to have been targeted for murder by rabid lynch mobs because Jack the Ripper might have been, in my ‘do your own research’ fanon, Jewish, than…huh…no, I never do state what exactly is the counterpoint to all that, do I? I just think lots of dead Jews would be neat. Man, I wish I had a time machine, I'd totally go back and help Big Daddy Addy do the Holocaust that totally never happened.”

Eric Peters #wingnut #conspiracy

“I mean, sure, millions of kids will be saved from a horrific traffic-related death, but if I'm inconvenienced for even a second, then is it really worth it? It is better for every child to be brutally decapitated flying through the windshield than for me to be put out for a single moment trying to wrestle with a bit of safety equipment.”

“And who is the government to tell me that heavy equipment requires safety guards and eye protection? Why does the government hate the eyepatch and hook hand industry? Losing a limb builds character, that's why the world is the way it is these days: too many people have all their limbs!”

John C. Wright #fundie #crackpot

<@KeithInc.> #208299

…and that thing Texans did in the winter.

You mean freeze to death? Or, if you're lucky enough to have a cushy government job, hide out in Cancun?

If JCW has this much trouble reading a vibe, I dread to imagine what his own work is like.

Donald Trump Jr. #racist #dunning-kruger #pratt

Well I, for one, am simply gobsmacked. Gobsmacked, I say! To think that pillar of racial unity and anthropomorphic personification of intellect itself, Donald Trump, Jr, would say something stupid and racist and then claim to have evidence to back it up and then provide none! Smack, right in my gob!

Robert D Vaughn Jr #wingnut

“FACEBOOK TOLD ME TO BE MAD ABOUT THINGS, AND LACKING THE INTELLIGENCE TO QUESTION WHETHER I SHOULD, IN FACT BE MAD ABOUT THINGS, OR IF THE THINGS I AM TO BE MAD ABOUT IN FACT HAPPENED, I SHALL NOW PROCEED TO CONVERSE INTO THE VOID LIKE A CRAZY PERSON, AS ONE DOES!!!”

“Uh…Grampa, did you want me to fix the Caps Lock on your keyboard again? You seem to have gone full pants-shitting insane.”

“NO, DAMMIT, BILLY, I LIKE THE BIG LETTERS THING NOW! LEAVE IT ALONE, I HAVE GROWN TO LOVE THE BIG LETTERS. TO NEED THE BIG LETTERS. THEY ARE MY WORLD, MY LIFE, MY…PRECIOUSSSSS!!!!”

Mark Murillo and Lance Wallnau #fundie #racist #sexist #wingnut

“How dare you accuse us of being out of our goddamned little minds!” cried the Mental Patients Union, “There are tens of thousands of us in institutions, hospitals and sanitariums…sanitaria? Sanitarii?….oh god, that's gonna drive us even crazier! Anyway, there are millions of us locked up in padded cells and rubber rooms all across the country, so we can't all be crazy!”