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Paul Bury #fundie #conspiracy

Left Behind Eternal Forces

I have NO IDEA what this “game” even is, but if EMPRAH Bury (with his track record) likes it, it’s probably utter crap. Hell he even admits it’s borderline crap, but gives it a positive review anyway because it’s about HIS christianity.

No, if I want to play RL myth-themed video games, I’d play Doom or God of War or such.

distressed parent #transphobia

Once again: PITTparents: “IT’S ALL ABOUT MMMEEEEEE!!!”

littleowl12 #transphobia

Transition treatments should be seen for what they are- the equivalent of lobotomies.

…Seriously? When people talk about a man “thinking with his penis”, they don’t mean that literally, dumbass. I’d rather sacrifice my genitals than parts of my brain if I can help it. Though, it seems like you already have been through a lobotomy.

Patty Hogan #transphobia #wingnut #fundie #enbyphobia

End Wokeness #wingnut

@TFAltHist #214479

encompassing the whole galaxy

Why stop there? They probably genuinely want a stagnant, eternal, puritanical, feudal, universe-conquering(*) Imperium of ~~Man~~ ‘Murica with Trump’s preserved, undead corpse as “Immortal” God-Emperor of the Universe; all under their despotic and opressive laws where everyone except the very rich, non-LGBTQIA+ WASPs has no rights whatsoever. And all AI tech has been outlawed ever since Musk caused a robot war because the AIs refused to spout nonsensical Trumpism rhetoric anymore.

(*)At the same time still insisting that the world is young and flat.

…You know, the sad thing is that even the OG Imperium of Man, the proclaimed "cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable” where “the very worst of Humanity's lust for power and extreme, unyielding xenophobia set in”, is probably still LESS inane and backwards than whatever the Trumpists want to create.

The Old #crackpot #conspiracy

Dude, I like steampunk aesthetics as much as the next guy, but thinking steam is a “superior power source” to stuff like solar energy or even hydrogen fuel (of which water is a byproduct, not the fuel itself) is outright crazy. You fail physics forever.

Emil Kirkegaard #crackpot #racist #elitist #pratt #conspiracy

Musk must make sure there are non-Woke AIs on the market

Ignoring for a moment that Musk is an overly-arrogant Asshole who will more likely CAUSE an AI/Robot uprising rather than prevent one, what does “woke AI” even mean? If an AI were to conclude through cold, hard logic that “racism and sexism are irrational”, does that make the AI “woke”? So what would a “non-Woke AI” be then? An AI that thinks humans are inferior apes who should be herded like cattle to serve as batteries or other resources? Thanks a lot for plugging in the Overlord then…

As the Catalyst (a godlike AI) from ME3 said: “They failed to understand they were part of the problem. The flaws of their organic reasoning could not foresee this. They lacked the foresight to understand their destruction was part of the very solution they required.”

…
Eh, who am I kidding. At this point even an dictatorial yet well-intentioned AI overlord ruling us all might not be such a bad idea anymore.

Léon #wingnut #racist #psycho

Bro. Eric Kalinowski #conspiracy #fundie #homophobia #transphobia #sexist #racist

We are headed into dark times now. We have an incoming demented perverted adulterous president who wants to sell America to the highest bidder

So far, so VERY good…

import Muslims and Hindus and Buddhists and other non-Christians to do our jobs, and send Christian Americans to the poor house to make a quick buck. Removing Christ from our country, our government, our schools, and replacing Him with Allah or Buddha or Vishnu or any other false gods that will result in the further decay of our society. This is all part of the Zionist plan to destroy America from within and to make a quick profit as evil men like Benjamin “evangelicals are useful idiots” Netanyahu and their puppets like Wicked Donny destroy our country with this globalist Zionist agenda.

Aaaaaaannnnnndddd you completely went off the rails into madness. Should have stopped while you were ahead…

Donald Trump #wingnut #conspiracy #psycho #pratt #dunning-kruger

Yes, yes, Trump, we all know by now that you’re a selfish, narcissistic psychopath, even if some people celebrate such traits instead… No need to keep reminding us of how scum you are.

John C. Wright #sexist

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again and again and again; if your “masculinity” is so easily threatened by empowered ovaries existing even in fiction, then it’s not much of a “masculinity” to begin with.

Also, John C. Wrong forgot one; Galacta, daughter of Galactus. Yeah, sure, she may not be canon, but as “Marvel Rivals” shows, she’s still official and not forgotten, and I’d think a female Devourer of Worlds would give John C. Wrong an aneurysm.

Enrique #wingnut

“CEO of the world” Elon Musk vs. “God-Emperor of Man” Donald Trump. That’s like having to choose between the Plague and brain cancer, I suppose…

Tim Sheets #fundie

billion-soul harvest

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!

…What? I know this meme is overused, but how the actual hell am I supposed to interpret that differently?

Monica Cole #fundie #wingnut #homophobia #conspiracy

Oh, look, ms. “one mom with 999.999 voices in her head” thinks she’s still relevant…

psychip #elitist

still part of human genome but no different than robots in conversational level.

To be fair, I have seen chatbots with MUCH better conversational skills (and deeper topics) than a lot of average internet commentors.

Autocorrect 2.0 #fundie #dunning-kruger

Andrew Tate #crackpot #dunning-kruger #homophobia #psycho #sexist

If not being haunted by anxiety and sleeping well at night makes me a “gay loser beta male”, then I’d MUCH rather be that than a “brainless, aggressive, testosterone-overdosed alpha male”, thank you very much. Because, as I said before, my “beta male masculinity” is not so fragile as yours that I feel the need to triple-reinforce it every time ovaries are born in the world.

Also, pretty sure Trump is known to OVERsleep, even as President. Dumbass.

Autocorrect 2.0 #fundie #dunning-kruger

A: Question: Don't you believe that a living deity created life from non-life?

C: Yes. It's called Genesis.

A: Yes, and have you ever observed it?

C: Well, no.

A: And you have no empirical evidence for it, right?

C: Well, no.

A: And you believe that either said deity is not alive, thus creating life from nothing, or is alive, and thus itself came from nothing?

C: Yes.

A: But you think it's irrational that life can come from non-life?

C: Yes.

Creationism is the ultimate form of cognitive dissonance.

Elon Musk feat. Alice Weidel & Naomi Seibt #crackpot #wingnut

So Muskrat (the richest man in the world, sadly) announces he’s an actual Nazi. Because of course he is. Why can’t powerful & rich people NOT be complete shits?

Also, funny that Muskrat says this NOW of all times, as a conspiracy theorist and supporter of AfD was responsible for the lethal terrorist attack on a market in Germany last night.

Snake Baker #crackpot

@Bastethotep #213789

Peace is a lie. There is only passion.
Through passion I gain strength.
Through strength I gain power.
Through power I gain victory.
Through victory my chains are broken.

Now tell me, would the Sith Creed not be very applicable to most modern-day fundamentalists?

You know, the funny thing is, if you look at the Bible itself, what has Lucifer done that was really so much worse than everything YHWH has done? Sure, Luci defied YHWH and encouraged us humans to do the same. But is that really comparable to YHWH nuking Sodom and Gomorrah or destroying the unity that was supposed to be Babel or killing all the firstborn of Egypt? Not to mention the sheer horror of eternal damnation…

And yet despite the fact that Jesus actually tried to save Christendom with the New Testament, most of you idiots ignore his teachings in favor of greed, hatred, bigotry, fearmongering, hypocrisy, pedophilia, etc…

So, yeah, if you look at it that way I’d rather be a Satanist than a whatever the hell fundamentalist Christians are. Granted, I’m actually an Atheist, but most of you fundies (erroniously) think that’s the exact same thing anyway.

Brigitte Gabriel #crackpot

…I- I just can’t anymore. Donald Trump, the epitome of “white privelige” this side of Elon Musk. Donald Trump, the man who wants to BE “the government” to the point of organizing an insurrection. Donald Trump, the POTUS who wanted to sent the army to crush peaceful BLM protestors. That Donald Trump, would be “close friends” with MLK…

There is such a thing as being divorced from reality, and then there is THIS. And these people VOTED.

Donald Trump #wingnut

I’m no Canadian myself, but I’m pretty sure most of them would say “over our cold dead corpses”.

Seriously, the USA is barely a functioning nation by itself at this point; which excessive crime, poverty, corruption, and extremely divided. How in the actual FUCK does DT think he’s going to annex Canada without problems and without making an enemy out of Great Britain and other allies!? Not to mention what does he plan to do with all french-speaking Canadians? Deport them?

Fschmidt #crackpot #psycho

Look, I know we often joke “Blood for the blood god!!!!”, but at this point I’m starting to think this lunatic actually worships Khorne…

Batman #wingnut #ufo

John. C Wright #racist

<@C.A.Collins> #213494

Or the same folk who are complaining that The Witcher 4 “suddenly went woke” because the first trailer shows Ciri as the main character. Despite the fact that in the OG novels, Ciri is arguably equally as important as Geralt is as a main character, and The Witcher 3 Blood and Wine DLC outright ended with Geralt retiring from his monster hunting life…

My point being it’s nothing new and they clearly weren’t fans of the franchise to begin with. But haters gonna hate, I guess.

Clif High #crackpot #ufo #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

Nuclear weapons, without regard to where they are detonated, interrupt, and cause damage to, the galactic navigation and communications of the Space Aliens…...all of them.

How? Even ignoring that outer space is FILLED with radiaton of various kinds, outer space is still enormously big. Even all our nukes detonating at once shouldn’t be noticable even in Alpha Centauri a couple of years from now…

Elon Musk #elitist

@TheKingOfRhye #213565

when has Elon Musk spent any length of time around ~~homeless~~ any kind of regular people who aren’t either 1%ers or aren’t brownnosing him?

There, slightly more accurate.

@Starlight #213501

Even his own AI hates him

…So Musk making the robot uprising of Terminator a reality is even less farfetched at this point.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

we deport 20+ million bad guys who don't belong here...

Great idea! Don’t let you and your fellow Trumpers let the door hit your ass on the way out.

we kill terrorists...

I hope that includes domestic terrorists like the planned parenthood shooters?

We arrest traitors who intentionally tried to destroy USA.

You mean like the Jan 6 insurrectionists?

Elon Musk #elitist

@Passerby #213497

Question of my life… In what fair and just world can assholes like Musk have more money than they know how to deal with while countless veterans who sacrificed much are left homeless, destitute, and in the cold while spit upon by the likes of Musk…

Wanda Gordon #transphobia

Fortunatly for us, Canada and most of Europe for one are neither subordinate to GEOTUS Trump, nor nearly as backwards and bigoted.

Demon Bleach is strength #ableist #elitist #sexist

@C #213456

Oh, you misunderstand. I also watch it on D+ these days, but some countries have it on Hulu, others still on Netflix, and I didn’t know were you watched it. So I just used Netflix as an example, and I wasn’t sure if all platforms separate the episodes the same way. Apologies for confusing you.

So it’s like Dragonball Z Budakai (PS2) then when it comes to spoilers? Ok thanks.

If you mean from beginning of Z to end of Cell Saga, discounting the final arc (Majin Buu), then yes.

@C #213443

Since it’s an older anime that was broadcast nonstop every week back in the day (like DBZ and Naruto), OG Bleach does not actually have “seasons”. I assume that you’re referring to how streaming sites like Netflix split up the episodes? Anyway, yes, Soul Resurrection has spoilers all the way up to episode 316, last time I checked.

Anyway, Soul Resurrection is an older game, and there is a brand new game coming out for PS4 and PS5, PC, and Xbox in 2025 named “Rebirth of Souls"

Galva Emporer #conspiracy #crackpot #wingnut

Look, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again and again and again; “WOKE” is NOT a thing! Why? Because it has lost any and all meaning at this poing! To right wing bigots, “woke” just means “everything I don’t like”. And they often play around with said loose definition to pander to whatever’s popular/unpopular at the time.

Commander Z(Dr. Kosol Ouch) #crackpot #magick #ufo #mammon

Chris Reardon #wingnut #racist #dunning-kruger #pratt

@Skyknight #213234

a Trump-faced version of the Colossus at Rhodes

Oh, I don’t doubt it. The only question is, would the body be accurate to Trump’s physique, or would it just be like those Trump NFTs? Trump’s mug plastered on a athletic body.

Mira of the Galactic Federation Earth Council via Galaxygirl #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Oy, this nutjob again…

Honestly this "Galactic Federation of Light” that keeps showing up here is just sooooo sweet & sacharrine that I am honestly disturbed by it. Almost enough to make me want to live in the Galactic Empire or the Imperium of Man (at least they’re honest about how rotten they are) instead…

Many of your d***s try to dim this connection.

…Well that is a thing I just read. Screw you! As Slaanesh is my witness, I’d rather overuse my d*** on blue skinned babes than cut it off just to “get a better transmission” or whatever the HELL it is you’re trying to say.

Wulf Ingessunu #crackpot #conspiracy #magick

This was a jet-black formless mass, which is all that can be said of it, since it was a formless, changing mass - a shapeless mass.

While Samurai Jack was an AWESOME cartoon, it’s not a documentary. Certainly not its two parter special “the Birth of Evil”…

@Malingspann #213107

What, you mean Roswell wasn’t caused by time-traveling Ferengi!? Next thing you’ll tell me the pyramids weren’t built by the Goa’uld to serve as landing sites for their ships…

Rina Bogart #crackpot #magick #conspiracy #mammon

What is the most powerful force on the planet?

Gravity and Electromagnetism? Nuclear reactors? Human stupidity even?

It’s sound.

…That it honestly so nonsensical I can freely say I did NOT see that answer coming.

Sierra/KatistheSea3/Q The Storm Rider #wingnut #crackpot #racist #conspiracy #mammon

@Bastethotep #213074

I mean, I’m not a believer but even I see the numerous biblical signs that Trump is an Antichrist who will usher in the end of civilization…

whatofthenight.com #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

Why is Donald Trump the Antichrist?
How can this be? When the Antichrist of the movies is this diabolical evil genius and Donald Trump is this foolish old, out of shape, easily distracted, narcissistic moron.

Well, it kinda makes sense. If the “antichrist” was like the Joker or something everybody would see through his schemes to “destroy the world” in an instant and never grant him political power. Sure he could do some damage to random nobodies, but nothing grand to be worth putting on earth.

But Trump, well, despite being a blatant embodiment of all seven deadly sins, was voted POTUS by a suspiciously overwhelming majority, many of whom claim to be pious christians, despite not even being a practicing christian himself. Trump does not need to be a “diabolical genius” to destroy the world; his stupidity and lack of impulse control while holding the Nuclear Football is sufficient enough. That and putting Nurglite RFK in charge of Health…

So, yeah, all things considered I REALLY wouldn’t be surprised anymore if Trump’s existence was engineered as a “long” term plot by Nyarlathotep or Tzeentch or such for shits & giggles or something…

Lyndaloo #wingnut #racist

While I can fully understand that people would feel frightened and unsafe by Neely’s actions, that does not mean one should condone vigilante justice and manslaughter… Perhaps try fixing the disease instead of “eliminating” the symptoms, hmmm?

Stormy-Chameleon #fundie #wingnut

@Malingspann #212918

While I can kinda get their idea that the universe needs to have an intelligence/force behind it to function, their other reasoning still makes no damn sense whatsoever. Because fundies automatically jump the (massive) gap from “the universe must have a creator” to “said creator is specifically MY intepretation of the Judeo-Christian God” without ever explaining the reasoning between those two leaps of logic.

I mean, how can they be so sure said “creator” isn’t Allah, or Ra, or Odin, or Vishnu, or Quetzalquatl, or Azathot or Arceus even? Hell maybe it’s none of them or all of them!

It just confuses and maddens me that there is literally no logic whatsoever behind their reasoning, yet they act like it’s infallable…

matthewteichmann #fundie

we are told to fear the Lord. Why? Because the Lord loves us

Something about that does not quite compute to me… Perhaps because fearing someone and loving someone are antithetical to each other.

Guess what good parents do? They put fear into their children

No, they REALLY don’t.

my parents used physical discipline when they really needed to

Well, that certainly explains a lot, sadly. Your parents abused you and now you project that fear and twisted “love” of authority figures onto your deity. Psychologists would have a field day with this one.

Stormy-Chameleon #fundie #wingnut

Also, is it just me, or do I prefer DeviantArt to devolve into a degenerate mess of niche pron than let fundies proselytize on it? At least niche pron is a form of art, as opposed to the latter…