KeithInc.

@KeithInc.

tqpix #fundie

“For purity.”
Which is pretty much what virgin means. Not an ansswer to the question.

“It would be great to have a wife that only has your genes inside of her, and not the genes of other guys that she has slept with.”
But why? What’s the risk or harm or problem if she’s slept with other men? I mean, assuming she’s showered…

lynn18 #fundie

“Why don’t Atheists want to love Jesus?”
When you start to skid on an icy road do you hope Superman comes to save you?

“Because Atheists don’t want the meek to inherit the earth,”
Huh?

“Because Atheists don’t want to do to others, what Atheists would have others do to them,”
Actually, we do. We pretty much base our morals on that general idea.

“Because Atheists don’t have evidence that Jesus Exist,”
More to the point, the Jesusists don’t offer any realistic evidence.

“Because Atheists don’t want to live a Virtuous life,”
Not quie right. We want a virtuous life, we just disagree that worshiping your god is the ONLY virtuous life.

“Because Atheists don’t want to accept the existence of god,”
Incorrect. I’d like to believe, but the invisible psychopaths that are offered are literally unbelieveable.

virgin4life #sexist

“[RageFuel] A relationship is worth more than $36,000 per year according to survey.”
Meh. If i’d never married and dedicated myself to the job i could be making more, sure.
Not worth it, really.

“This means that what we are missing out on”
Failing to earn.

“is worth at least $36,000 per year to the average American. Yet we are supposed to sit down and shut the fuck up when there is NO WAY WHATSOEVER for us to get a relationship.”
Well, since incels are waiting for someone to come along and GIVE them a girlfriend, yes.
If you’re not going to actually seek to change the problems you have that push partners away, yes, stop whining and STFU.
Here’s a hint, if you judge relationships by monetary value, you don’t need one.

"We are supposed to just accept that we can't have something everybody else gets and is worth over $36,000 per year.”
No, yuou’re supposed to get therapy.

n00b_pwner #fundie

“I beleive in God.”
Cool. Try not to get any on the couch.

"Is there any PROOF right that the Lunar Landings took place? No.”
How can you say ‘no’? There’s film, personal testimony, eyewitnesses, moon rocks, equipment we can SEE on the moon, and mirror assemblies left behind that return lasers pointed at them.

“Are there non-believers? Yes.”
There are people that think the Earth is flat. So?

“Are the non-beleivers of the lunar landings idiots? Yes.”
Wait, you say we have NO PROOF of the event, but conclude that the naysayers are idiots? How do you determine that?

"How do we know? IT ACTUALLY TOOK PLACE.”
So, ultimately, you know you’re right because you know you’re right. This is your argument. ’God’s real because god’s real, and atheists asking for proof of God are idiots because God’s real.
What a fucking moron.

Lyn87 #sexist

I have the doubts.
He opens with such details about how beautiful and attractive she is, but details all the facts about her that make her totally unattractive.
And it’s not like he could have found her form initially attractive, and THEN noticed her tatts or her short hair.
I think there’s at least two women involved in this. The hot chick he wanted to creep on, and the tattooed woman he actually followed off the plane.
It just made a more tragic story to say she had THAT potential and made THOSE choices. So, Ick!

I’ve just never considered myself that much of a winner that i could tell who was a loser by how they dressed for an airplane ride. Job application, customer meeting, presentation to management, yes. Being comfortable for a few hours is WAY more important, though, then impressing or attracting a few hundred people that are, frankly, in my fucking way.

Henry Makow PhD #wingnut #racist #fundie #transphobia #homophobia #conspiracy #ableist

“The "woke" promotion of migration,”
We’re a country of immigrants. That’s not woke, that’s tradition.

“vaccines,”
We’re supposed to have flying cars or at least self-driving freeways by now, and we’re still arguing if VACCINES CAUSE FUCKING AUTISM? That’s not woke, that’s NOT being a dumbass.

“Ukraine,”
Russia is our enemy. AN ally needs help, that’s also our traditional role.

“homosexuality, transvestism,”
Ookay, yeah, apparently protecting someone’s 1st Amendment Right of Self-Expression can only be ‘woke.’

"CRT,”
WHich isn’t what you fucks cry about…

“ "climate change" has nothing to do with human rights,”
No, climate change is trying to get the planet to NOT DIE or kill us all. It’s not woke, but the oil companies would love for you to continue thinking so.
JEEEEEZ you guys are going to kill us all.

"or it would not trample on the human rights of healthy people.”
But you don’t really HAVE a right to be a plague rat. SCOTUS said so in 1904 or so.

“Creation is a Miracle.”
Or you just lack math skills.

“If you deny the Creator's Design and Purpose, you are a Satanist.”
Fuck off.

“Atheists and agnostics are Satanists.”
And the Bible says name-calling will send you to Hell. It doesn’t distinguish between whether you’re right or wrong.

Tim Aubert #fundie

“There are to many unknowns for science to tell you that God isn't real.”
The nature of SCIENCE means it cannot tell you the supernatural is or sin’t real.

“The same scientist who tells you that God isn't real”
Actually, scientists don’t do that.
Dumb shits who don’t science tell me that scientists tell me that.

"can't even explain the forces that are necessary for you to be able to sit in front of this computer.”
Oh, look, an argument from complexity. How original. I feel myself swayng…

“Science knows next to nothing in the grand scheme of things.”
He said on the computer, his words bouncing over satellites to distant lands, some of which powered their computers through nuclear decay, some by turning sunlight into electricity.
Spare me.

Jonathan Wetsel #fundie

“One day, Bob, …Do you believe this story?”
No, but then, we’re not supposed to. You’re trying to mock science you cannot actually disprove.
Now, ask if we think this has any analogy to the actual Big Bang Theory.

“If you are a normal, intelligent, sane person, you can conclude that all three of these stories are fairy tales.”
And poor mockery.

“Why is it, then, that you believe that all the matter in the universe came from nothing,”
No, not from nothing. You fail big-bang-rejection completely.

“was compacted into an extremely hot, dot-sized region, exploded with tremendous force via energy that came from nowhere?”
Not that kind of explosion, dumbass.

“Then the earth cooled down,”
And you are thinking of the big bang like a cornucopia where everything we see spilled out of it. It’s just skipping over, well, everything.

“Scientific fact? I don't think so!”
You clearly don’t want to think so. But the truth is there ARE plenty of facts which, collectively, make the BBT the best explaination we have for the facts we collected.

"It's a proven fact that life cannot arise from non-life.”
No, not completely. He DID prove that sunlight doesn’t cause maggots, but did not exhaustively disprove every possible way that non-life MIGHT develop into life. This is not a fact.

“It's a proven fact that matter cannot be created out of nothing by sheer chance.”
How would they prove that?
Where did they get the ‘nothing’ to experiment with?

"It's a proven fact that there are NO vestigial structures in any animals; evey organ serves some purpose and it's all designed to work perfectly with other systems.”
That’s not a fact since you don’t know what ‘vestigial’ means.

“So, is evolution a scientific fact?”
Yep.

“Absolutely NOT!”
Don’t forget to stomp your widdle foot right at the end, there.

“It's an anti-scientific religion and nothing more!”
Sure thing, bubbles. Thank you so much for sharing.

nothingberg #wingnut

“Meghan McCain Needs to Stop Calling Trump "President Bone Spurs".”
I agree. I just refer to the sonofabitch as ‘Bonespurs.’

“It is Hate Speech.”
No. HATE SPEECH is trying to attack someone for something beyond their control. This is about a choice he made several times to avoid military service. A choice not available to everyone who can’t bribe a doctor.

“It's Literally Making Fun of a Disability”
Nope. It’s making fun of a guy who wants to get a parade as a military leader who thinks he’s too good to serve inthe military he wants to laud him.

"What She Falsely Accused Trump of Doing.”
You’re talking about his mocking of the disabled commenter?
That wasn’t false.

"I Had Bone Spurs as a teenager and it canceled my Athletic Career”
Condolences. However, i do not believe that Bonespurs ever actually had bone spurs.

David Soloway #transphobia #sexist

A “course correction” is needed when the ship or caravan is not headed to the desired destination.
If, however, the ship is sailing along quite nicely, buy YOU don’t like where it’s headed, it’s not a course correction as much as a mutiny. Before agreeing that we’re headed the wrong way, i’d need some reason to think feminism is an actual problem. I suspect that the problem is sexists losing privilege.

Randy and Kellie #fundie

These are the people who kept trying to save me at every command for my entire enlistment.
Everything black and white, good or bad, there’s Jesus and there’s no other options.
And i’m quite willing to discuss my soul for as long as they can stand finding out they’re REALLY not prepared for this conversation.

“Bad music? What if that artist donates millions to good charities? Is that still bad, or is it a grey area?”

Sassy #fundie

“Because according to evolution nothing/no other species but man has evolved.”
According to evolutionary theory, every living thing has evolved.

“Think about that.”
Done. You’re 180 degrees off true.

“Our cognitive functions and skills are far advanced beyond that of animals...”
But your cognitive functions cannot actually grasp evolution.

“We can do and think far more than any animals.”
Some of us.

“What makes us different to the millions of species of animals on the planet still living as they did when first created?”
Nothing.

Editor #fundie

“I wish I had a nickel for every ungrounded believer who has fallen for the spiritual deception of evolution.”
It’s science. Same sciene that makes the internet possible It’s not a spiritual deception. Nothing in Evolution says any particular god does or doesn’t exist, that there is or isn’t an afterlife, or heaven/hell/purgatory.

“Calling it science does not change what it is.”
Calling it spiritual deception ,likewise.

“And it comes from The Pit, not from scientific research. Evolutionary beliefs are completely incongruent with Biblical and scientific beliefs.”
And yet, many Christain scientists accept it… Weird.

“The Bible is out of sync with modern science?”
Scientifically speaking, the Bible is mythical nonsense. Always has been.

““4.5 billion”? Where on Earth did you hear such nonsense. Not from Scripture, which teaches 6 days, 6000 years ago.”
That would be the Biblical Literalist’s problem, though.

“And not from science which shows that the “red shift” is quantized.”
Try again, sweetie.

“Honestly. Quit following the broad path.’”
Your nay-saying noted, measured, weighed, and dismissed.

xaristheou #fundie

“Do you think it too hard for God to put older things in the ground”
Not at all. Plenty of forgery efforts include ways to age art, documents, money, sculpture. For the purpose of fraud. Sure.

"although only a few thousand years old by creation standards, they may appear by carbon dating, etc to be billions of years old.”
But He not only makes things old, he makes the strata match, sorts all the fossils to match, makes sure all the dating methods match, goes the extra mile to make EVERY METHOD of dating match and support each other, I HAVE to believe it’s either real, or god REALLY wants us to think the fossils are 80 million years old, you know?

"Just something to think about”
Or not.

Unknown #fundie

“The Bible is the word of God, yes?”
Not that i’ve noticed.

“Anyone who claims otherwise is a heretic bastard.”
My pedigree extends back to the Mayflower, thank you very much, but what are your credentials as a heresologist?

MinnesotaSlim #fundie

“Bear with me as I build my thesis.”
Go quick, then.

“1. Since the first Star Trek we have been bombarded with the idea "Beaming-up" and teleportation.”
Well before Star Trek, the idea of teleporting as a money-saving device appealed to many directors. Roddenberry just codified it.

“2. The new age movement tells its adherents that mankind is ready to ascend into a new level of being.”
Well, no. New Age just refers to an individualistic approach to woo. New Age Music is usually one performer who does the writing, the performing, all instruments, the singing (if there is any). A New Ager can pick and choose whatever works from anything he sees. I used to work with a guy who considered himself a Catholic Wizard.
He was a conscientious objector in charge of the department that programmed nuclear weapons for use in war. He had a unique approach to definitions and boundaries.

“3. The UFO crowd and the new age crowd are so intertwined that they will have the same mine set.”
No. I mean, SOME people have their feet in both worlds, Not all. You can’t really talk about either group as a cohesive movement.

“4. Global warming/Environmentalists tell us that the world population needs to be drastically cut if we are to sustain life on this planet”
Or at LEAST stop depending on fossil fuels…

“My theory is that after the rapture,”
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

“New Ager's channeling alien thoughts will explain that Christians were "beamed" to a planet far away for us to "learn to ascend" and to save the the environment.”
Dude, if the Rapture picks up the True Christains, we won’t notice all five of them disappearing unless we’re on the floor above them and watch them go by.
And if we do know there was a rapture, all the self-important Christains will be explaining how come the libruls kept them on Earth…
And humans are such sore losers, they’ll be too busy rioting to actually take stock of the few taken up.

wrightbrigade #racist

“were used? Still are used.”
What? You’re still saying that interracial couples can’t have kids?
That it’s disgusting?
Against God’s law?
Against Natural law?
Slippery slope, if we give blacks our daughters they’ll want the vote?

"I think miscegenation is also wrong, but not even close to Homosexual marriage.”
Because it harms….. who?
How?

"I remember when only one black person went to my school, when half blacks showed up they were treated poorly and often stayed to themselves.”
Poser. I grew up in Idaho. Weren’t any blacks in the county.
One of my favorite Playmates came from the Boise area. She interracial. When her parents went out to eat, they couldn’t sit at the same table.

"They was dead smack in the middle of not knowing what the heck they were.”
Well, racists have made that clear, haven’t they? If you’re not Aryan, you’re black. Or a race traitor, like me.

"one small nail in this countries coffin”
Country’s, not countries… It really is hate OR spelling can be taught, isn’t it?

“Homosexual acceptance opens the door for accecptance of any and all that is perverse, that make it a whole board in the coffin.”
Except, as stated above, it doesn’t. Civil rights for women didn’t make it easer for blacks, or gays make it easier for trans, or cyborg rights opening the door for AI rights….
Boneheads gotta bonehead.

tropical64 #fundie

“I honestly do not understand atheists!”
Okay.

“They find it easier to believe that the world was made out of nothing randomly and we evolved from monkeys rather than a being (God) perfectly creating everything.”
Much easier. Except the parts you got wrong.

“You will find most if not all atheists have had something bad happen to them and relate it to religion e.g. if there is a God why did my friend die of cancer.”
How many atheists have you actually talked to?
You say you dont’ understand atheists, but here you’re going to explain them to us?

"I used to face this all the time when I was younger but now I'm older and have more knowledge of the bible I clearly see their arguments have no substance.”
Again, how many have you actually talked to? My atheism has nothing to do with tragedy.

“The main problem you have between atheists and Christians is that we work in different dimensions.”
Sure, you do. You have access to non-human thought.

"All atheists see is human logic (even though in my opinion evolution is not even logical on a human level), Christians, however, work in the spiritual dimension which is very hard to explain to someone who is only blinkered to human logic.”
No, you don’t. You just use it like a blank check to say ‘goddidit’ at any diffuculty.

"Human logic no matter how smart you are is stupid compared to Gods logic.”
Um, logic is a tool to evaluate ideas. Logic is neither smart nor stupid. It’s use can be stupid. Like yours. But it’s the only logic we have access to.

"You are on the right path, carry on reading your Bible and praying (pray every day in tongues too)”
Just keep yourself blinkered against better arguments. And the actual arguments. And facts.

Jonathon TH #fundie

“Let’s assume that modern science knew of no function for the appendix.”
Aside from the fact that that ISN’T the definition of vestigial, but go ahead….

“Would that show it was a useless left-over from our past evolution from the animals?”
Well, if you reject evolution, sure, you have to find an explanation that fits your bullshit superstition.

“Not at all.”
That’s your premise. Not the acme of explanatory skill.

“There would be at least two other possibilities, when our thinking is based upon the Bible:”
Well, not ‘based upon’ so much as making them fit together.

“It had a created function in people originally, but as a result of the Curse (consequent upon Adam’s sin) on all creation, humanity has degenerated.”
This is pretty much evolution’s theory. Except for the ‘degenerated,’ judgment.

"Thus, our body has lost some functions which it once had. Evolution requires a gain in information—new structures, new functions.”
No, it does not.

“It has a created function, but we don’t know what it is yet.”
You just give God a pass for your imagination failures.

steveeply #fundie

“A circle has four corners dear lady on the inside”
Oh! We had one of those tables. A circle but you could fold the sides down to make it a square.

NEITHER of which resembles the actual shape of the Earth.

“Thus the Bible is right.”
No, sweetie. Just, no.

Jesse Lee Peterson #racist

“Nick Fuentes is not a "white supremacist."”
Oh, he way is.

“I notice the blacks think whites are superior to them, so they come up with this term "white supremacy."”
No, they did not. That’s white’s thinking they are the superior race. Whites are the ones who came up with the single-drop rule.

“But the whites aren't thinking that.”
Thinking it? They’re SAYING that.

Jesse Lee Peterson #sexist

Take men’s jobs?
Is that like taking black jobs?
Are there black men’s jobs? Or are those two different categories?

mlb #fundie

“evolution is still a hypothesis not a proven theory,”
Not true, and theories are not proven

"and the world tells us that creation is a theory.....”
Oh, hell, no.
It’s a ‘just so’ story wearing a lab coat.

“so you know why they want not to teach creation....”
It’s unconstitutional.

“the same reason they want to believe the devinci code, the same reason the worlds on a collision course with desarster........ THEY DO NOT WANT TO THINK ABOUT GOD, or believe in Him or his plan>
And, again, I’m a cautious guy.I keep the car maintained to avoid accidents that could hurt me. I center the ladder before i climb on it so gravity won’t hurt me. I have fire extinguishers.
But you tel me that i pretty much DESIGNED my life ro make sure God hurts me in the most horrid way possible…. forever.
This is utter nonsense.

Mike D #fundie

“anyone that accepts homosexuality should be ashamed of themselves...”
My son’s gay.
I would be ashamed of NOT accepting my son far sooner than i am for my current outlook.

“they should protest, picket, boycott...whatever to end homosexual behavior.”
How do you see that working? Go door to door, knock, ask if there are any gays inside, then march around the sidewalk until they stop being gay?
Think maybe the noise will prevent the gays from having the sex from pure annoyance?
I gotta say, if people did that at my house to protest interracial sex, it wouldn’t have much of an impact.
I mean, except for when i go and buy a bullhorn to tell you we just miscegenated again.

"it is disgusting,”
Sorry you feel that way. There ARE other porn channels…

“spreads disease,”
SO does straight sex, bubbles.

“and gays do target children!”
Some do. So do some straights.

“look at all the gay priests!”
Not all gays feel the need to molest, same as not all straights do. Separate issue.

“you are delusional if you think gays should be allowed into normal culture...”
They already are in our culture.
Many of them have influenced our culture.
You’re delusional if you think you can stop it at thispoint.

“they should be shunned and exiled.”
Except it’s their country, too. Gays have fought in every war America has had. Worked in every industry. Been in every government office, I’m sure. It’s not your place to decide what their place is.

I am really the Man #fundie

“There is always an Atheist who is talking about why there could not be any mention of God in schools...Right?”
Only when Theists want to circumvent or ignore the Constitution, so, yeah.

“Then if an Atheist claims to not believe in any deity then Atheists have no religon.”
I could go with that.

“Then Atheism is not a religon and should be ignored by everyone else in the world. But if Atheism is a religon then it should be seperated from "State".”
Ah. You’re confusing atheism with secularism.
Without anyone else’s religion is not the same as atheism.

“It goes both ways. Atheist(no religon)=no efect...Atheist (religon)=seperation.”
Which is why we don’t teach ‘THERE ARE NO GODS’ in schools, yes.

“No way out right? The truth is Atheism is a religon about no religon, which makes it a religon.”
Word salad.

“A religon is a "belief" therefore if you "believe" that there is no deity then that is your religon.”
Religion is a belief is NOT the same thing as all beliefs being a religion. The classic one-liner, ‘Everyone should have a belief, I believe i’ll have another drink,’ does not make alcohol a religion.
A belief that the 2020 election was stolen is not a religion.

"That does not always make sense because if I belived that beating people will take me to Heaven that would be my "belief" or religon.”
No, it wouldn’t. That’s just being an asshole.

“that would not make sense as well...right???Try to figure something out.”
Yes, you’re wrapping yourself around an axle.

“Obviously I am Christian and in no way and Atheist. So go ahead and answer the question.”
Atheism is a religion ONLY in the sense that SCOTUS said it’s protected by the 1st Amendment. So the idiots trying to say 1st A protections don’t extend to anything other than Xianity can pack sand.

“If Atheism=no belief, no deity, no whatever...then what do you classify it as?”
A philosophy, maybe.

“Uh...an opinion? Then it is my opinion to be Christian.”
It’s not just an opinion, you have rules to follow, beings to pray to, holy days to observe, qualifications to achieve salvation.

“Why can I not pray in a public school in the U.S.of A. a supposedly free country...!?!?”
You can, idiot. As long as math teachers give tests there will be prayer in school.
You cannot COERCE prayers in schools. You can’t lead the students in prayer or make it mandatory for football practice. But the kids and the teachers can pray.

“Because Atheist opinions have subjected my religious beliefs in the Government to exile.”
Nope.

“I cannot pray in court before a trial or pray for God's wisdom before taking an exam in a public school because Atheism does not allow this to take place.”
Yes, you can.
You can’t ask your lawyer to lead the jury in a prayer, though.

“To be a true Atheist means that you cannot tolerate the religious beliefs of someone else.”
What a load of flaccid horse cock, there.

“Then why impose your "opinions" on the rest of religious people.”
We don’t. You just don’t know the difference between a lack of religion and atheism.

“All you need is a working brain to have an opinion on anything. Since a vast majority of you people believe that there is no God, why force your opinions on us.”
We do not, you’re confused, and you’re wrong, wrong, wrong.

""In God We Trust" cannot be put on any government currency. Because there "has" to be a separation of church and state.”
I shouldn’t think so, but the SCOTUS gimped out on that one.

“If I do not believe that birds fly and you do, why try to force my opinion on birds to you?”
But you do. You CONSTANTLY force your opinions on us. With every led prayer at the start of a legislative session. On the money. In the pledge. You keep trying to wedge Creationism into science, your morality into the school dress code. On and on and on.

LegallySpeaking #fundie

“I'm really turned off in porn when”
I rarely discuss my turn ONS in porn, much less my turn OFFs. Who gives a rat’s? Don’t watch it.
These days, there’s usually plenty of tagging to allow you to avoid it.

“It's in the realm of interracial sex: it lowers their value.”
Actually, you’ll find that they get paid EXTRA for Anal. Because of the taboo. You’re disgusted, but in porn, there’s a heightened sense of naughtiness watching taboo subjects. Anal, interracial, fetish, BDSM, any number of acts and combinations.

“You'll note that”
I really think you have to mean ‘I project that…’ or ‘i try to convince myself that…’

“Martin Amis (!) noted the rise of anal sex in porn more than a decade ago. He was werided out by how much he saw anal sex suddenly being pushed from porn producers without any demand from consumers. Like it was part of a social engineering plan....”
A conspiracy porn connoisseur. Lovely.
Nope, it was just that whatever taboo they HAD been exploiting, the market got saturated and they moved on to whatever else they could think of.

“I think we do have to think that gays have pushed the anal sex agenda into straight porn---this is just another subtle slippery-slope form of gay recruitment.”
Right, right. You look at that tempting, curvy, full and lush female ass, and a dick goes in it, and you think, “I should fuck the guy that mows my lawn.” That’s the mechanism. Uh huh, sure.

"Once you've got a guy thinking anal sex is ok and fun and got him sticking it where POOP”
God, you guys are fixated on feces, aren’t you?
They didn’t talk this much about poop when i had my abdominal surgery… JEEZ.

various commenters #interphobia

“(and by the way, the cheating boxer clearly does not have Swyer’s).”
So, you’re insisting that ALGERIA put a transgendered person on the international stage to represent them.
Got it.
You’re a special kind of stupid, aren’t you?

samurai #fundie

“Your in school right now, your just not listening to the teacher.”
’You’re.’ I can see you benefited massively from schools that could beat the tar out of you.

“Back in the good ol days teachers could beat the tar out of you.”
Yep. Been there. Bend over, look at the white sheet of paper and tell me when it turns red.

“Now they have no power.”
Also true. You go to school for years and get a degree in education and certify as a science teacher so some mouthbreather can call the principal and complain you’re teaching a Globe Earth when it’s clearly FLAT! And they take the knuckledragger’s side.

“Spare the rod spoil the child.”
‘Rod (comma) and spoil the child, numbnuts.

“You cant hit your kids today.”
’Can’t.’
‘kids, today.’

“Another NWO idea no doubt.”
Progressive, anyway. History has ever marched in the progressive direction.

“My old man used to use a meat board or the old orange hotwheel tracks.”
And you still have the academic skills of a bucket of cement.

“I think you been”
‘Have been’ or maybe ‘had been.’

metabuxx #sexist #psycho #wingnut #dunning-kruger

“RageFuel "You're not entitled to sex, sweaty"”
Rage away, bubbles.

“If we go by this logic men shouldn't be entitled to anything.”
Pretty sure you don’t grasp the logic.

“For normies its even worse, they go on dates, pay for dinner, spend thousands of dollars just to hear the foid say "You are entitled to my body sweaty".”
Nope. I’ve been married for 37 years and I’m still not entitled to her body. It’s her decision EACH AND EVERY TIME i want to play with her. No one else, even I, can decide FOR her that she’ll have the sex.

"I AM FUCKING ENTITLED TO IT.”
You refer to my wife and all women as ‘foids.’ You’re not even entitled to look at women.

“I WORKED HARD FOR IT”
No, you did not. You worked for a wage. There’s no girlfriend in the employment contract, i guarantee it.

"AND NOW I DESERVE IT.”
You don’t get to make that decision, not for someone else.

“THEY CAN'T JUST TAKE IT AWAY FROM US.”
You never HAD it to take it FROM you.
YOU are not entitled to make HER choices about YOUR boner or where it goes.

“If a manager refuses to pay his employees or if a doctor refuses to give his patients medicine, it is termed as violation of human rights.”
Yep.

“Same with sex,”
Nope. You are not in a contract dispute, you’re just a greedy, creepy fuck who thinks a few hours acting like a grownup gives you points towards other grownup benefits. It doesn’t work that way.

“if foids refuse to have sex with us, IT SHOULD COME UNDER VIOLATION OF HUMAN RIGHTS.”
Which would violate HER right to control her body, wouldn’t it?
Just buy a sex doll and try not to deflate it.

Alan Burns #fundie

“My logic boils down to the impossibility of conscious awareness arising from a chaotic material universe without God's intervention.”
Show your work.
How is this logical? What is it based upon? How many experiments have you performed to see if consciousness can or cannot arise in a material universe? How did you determine you were experimenting in a material universe without gods?

"I know you disagree with this conclusion,”
Sounds more like your premise.

“but there is no material definition for what comprises conscious awareness and how it can be generated from purely material entities.”
So, if we DO define it, then it’s possible?
Seems circular. As long as you ignore and misunderstand the science, then the science makes no sense, therefore god.

Dianne Paulsen #fundie

“Soon,”
In fundie terms, ‘soon’ can mean anything up to 2000 years, so far.

"God the Father will Demonstrate HOW He can imprison 7.9 Disobedient,”
I’ve never heard from GOd. I’ve heard a LOT of people who claim to speak for God, and they tell conflicting stories. Am i really disobedient to God if i just can’t figure out which of his self-identifying ‘representatives’ is actually speaking for God? Or even if ANY are?

"SELF-Leading”
I left the Church of Latter-Day-Saints because i didn’t trust any of them to lead me. Couldn’t find any other church substantially more trustworthy. Left Christainity completely, same results. So, yea, I’m self-leading. Show me the point i missed that would have solved this dilemna.

"God-created Souls,”
Never seen much reason to believe in souls, or that they must have been created by gods, or that THAT one is THE god.

"in hell for Eternity.”
Disobey Dad and he will throw you in the furnace. Yeah, that’s the model for enlightenment, a death threat.

“You just wait.”
I’m not waiting 2000 years for your bullshit to make sense, no.

“or you could . . .

RUN to GOD, and beg God the Father to teach ‘you’ to live His Unselfish Ways,”
What do you mean unselfish? The ONLY thing He apparently wants from me is devotion to HIM, and HIM alone. Not to his ideals, not to the laws, just him. Himhimhimhim.

"so that ‘you’ will become selfless, like Jesus,”
Same deal.

“our Example, so ‘you’ are working WITH GOD, instead of with satan, AGAINST GOD.”
Satan? The guy that told Woman the truth in the Garden, not the lies told to Adam? Huh…

“TIP: ‘Good Intentions’ lead to hell.””
So you’re saying you posted this warning to us but NOT with good intentions?

Kaisar #fundie #racist #transphobia #conspiracy

“The Tower of Babel tells the story of God’s desire for separate nations[…]”
No, it doesn’t. The Sin at Babel was pride, not unity.
The separate nations thing was God’s SOLUTION to the concerted effort to flaut god’s will.

If Separation was really God’s intent, then no country could ever conquer another one. He wouldn’t need to wait until an entire Empire has been established to knock it down, he could stop or punish any empire building from the very start.

“and are now even mutilating our children because of “transgender tolerance”.”
News Flash, Chicken Little, no one’s performing bottom surgery on minors except in EXTREME cases of medical necessity, not simple transgender cases. Your histrionics go way too far.

Drum4Christ #fundie

“If you are an atheist...you had better be right!”
So, you believe in a supreme power, the source of all knowledge, laws, morality, and compassion, and the best argument you can come up with for believing in Him is a threat.
Spare us the bullying, please.

various commenters #transphobia #conspiracy #wingnut

"Corey Vette: I thought genitals didn't matter to the left. Now they do ???”
The ENTIRE time we have been saying that there’s more to gender than genitals, while you guys have been saying “PENIS UBER ALLES!”
Now, we’re STILL saying it’s not just genitalia, and you guys switched to DNA! DNA! DNA!
Pick a goalpost and take the wheels off it.

edpobre #fundie

various commenters #transphobia #conspiracy #wingnut

Oh, noes! The people that actually STUDY THIS SHIT have understanding that differs from BASELESS CLAIMS BY OPINIONATED UNDEREDUCATED ASSHOLES.
Therefore the experts are wrong, and hiding things….
Someone said that the less relevant a person feels, the more likely to adopt conspiracy theories so they can feel like insiders.
SO, I guess, there but for the grace of a loving family, a satisfying job, a decent home, a lot of LEGO sets, and a 9th grade reading level go I…?

JerryTheMaverick #fundie

“Hello friends Im Jerry.”
Hi, Jerry, I doubt we’d be friends.

“I read recently a theory that the Earth is not a globe like they tell us but is flat. There seems to be proof in the Bible too.”
The Bible is not proof. The Flat Earth THeory COMES from the Bible, and is consistent with the contents of the Bible. But that’s nothing like proof. This would be more like you can go to New Zealand and find where they filmed the Shire, but that’s not ‘proof’ the Lord Of The Rings was real.

“I believe the Bible is right in everything, and it seems to me to say that the Earth is flat.”
No, it dead-ass does. Every single description of the Earth is of a Flat plain. Under a solid sky. That rests on the ground. The Sun’s about 400 miles up, as are all the stars, the moon, the planets.

"Im not against science but when it goes against God's truth I am.”
So, you are against science.
The Bible doesn’t think plants or insects are alive. You have to have nostrils to breathe in the spirit that makes you alive.
Clouds aren’t made of water, they just hold it. Lots of it. But they can’t hold all of it, so God has to hold them together.
THere’s a place you can stand and see all the nations of the world

“There seems to be science to back up a flat Earth too.”
No. Not at all. There are some ways to filter science and pretend it’s consistent, but scientists don’t work that way.

lokietek #fundie

“Thank you, followers of Evolution.”
Followers? Why not thank the researchers? Makes more sense. Oh, but you’re creationist. Never mind.

“Maybe it's time you started defending your faith with more than this unsubstantiated article?”
Have you ever heard of ‘textbooks?’ This article, whatever it is, isn’t the only defense.

"God must be having a good time watching us trying to figure out [the duck-billed] platypus.”
Uh huh. So, an animal evolved. It has a bill, which outwardly resembles that of a duck because form follows function. But the internal structure is clearly not related to or borrowed from any duck’s. It has other traits that seem to cross the line between different branches of the tree of life, but since the whole island was isolated a LONG time back, their evolution diverged and is pretty much what you’d expect if you followed evolution: Different.
So, Meh, it’s pretty well covered, God’s probably watching Taylor Swift.

The Learner #fundie

various commenters #interphobia

There was a boxing movie we watched on the sub one time. The only thing i remember about the entire movie was the guys around me saying the protagonist was too pretty to be a boxer. Nose never broken, that sort of thing.
Now, TERFs are saying this woman’s not pretty ENOUGH to be a female boxer.
Christ on a crutch, how is she getting more hate for competing than the rapist?

Jeanice Barcelo #crackpot #quack #conspiracy

So, prove this. If ultrasound hurts babies in the womb, it’ll hurt existing stem-cell lines already used for research, right?
Get two samples, leave one in a sound-proofed room, and ultra the living sound out of the other. After 9 months, compare.

nododon #fundie

“Hey dumb shit...”
Listen, you absolute scholar, there should be a comma (,) between ‘hey’ and ‘dumb’ in your opening.
And dumbshit is one word.

"Go outside tonight and look up into the fucking sky.”
‘Kay. Now what?

“Now really try very hard to explain both "infinite space" and "eternal time".”
The universe is infinite, there’s no end to it.
Time is infinite. There’s no end to it, though we do suspect there was a beginning.
Okay, now what?

"You can't do it can you?”
Apparently you cannot tell the future.

“Where is your so-called "evidence" to explain these mysteries?”
You asked for an explanation, not the history of scientific observations that bring us to these conclusions. Why move the goalposts you fucking wanker?

"And you dare to deny the existence of a Creator?”
Um, yeah. If the universe cannot create itself, how in the name of a flagellating fuck would a creator? It adds nothing to the concept of reality. It’s just a step back from a beginning that still needs an explanation.

“You pathetic asshole!”
Oh, you’re so MEAN, and edgy. Go rape a chainsaw you self-important sockfucking bully.

"Now get on your fucking knees and ask God to forgive you for mocking Him.”
But I’m NOT mocking your god, or any other gods. I’m mocking yuor belief in such a primitive explanatory device. Like a 4 year old explaining where the cookies went. “This invisible man, a big guy with a beard, came in through the window and cursed the cookies into my tummy!”
“Why would he do that?”
“God’s ways are mysteries.”

bdollars21-1 #fundie

“However, atheistic materialism not only promotes self-interest, but DICTATES it albeit unknowingly to most.”
Do tell?

“In atheism, there is no objective reason to be moral other than the mystery 'human values' you arbitrarily conjure up.”
Not arbitrary and no mystery.
But you’re right, they’re not objective.
But, as a group, society can determine that the greatest number benefit when we minimize needless suffering, and that it’s to OUR benefit to be nice to others in the hopes they’re nice to to us.
This works at the scale of an office, a group riding a bus, and the interactions of nations.

"There is EVERY good reason for you to look out for number one and to rape, kill and dominate everything that crosses your path.”
You know that we’re geared by evolution to preserve the species, not the individual, right? So, no, wrong.

"You should be the ultimate indulgent.”
But then no one will offer me a bite of their pie.

“There is absolutely NO good reason why you shouldn't be, the only thing holding you back is your cowardice to step on other people's toes.”
You know, as an atheist, i don’t believe anything written in the Bible or the Koran or the Georgia Guidestones come from anything but other men, right? Some of that shit makes sense to me. This, your above, is just psychotic.

"Not that it matters, since there are no meaningful consequences and you merely 'fall asleep' at death anyway. Why not live life to its sickest, most brutal 'fullest'?”
If the only thing holding YOU back from this sort of thing is your superstition, then thank god for myths.

Pitchblack #fundie

“Now many scientists believe that the earth was created BILLIONS of years ago.”
THey understand and accept the observations that support that conclusion, yes.

“But how can it be, if they never actually see it shape?”
What would the shape have to do with the age of the Earth?

“They only think their thory is right.”
Any mainstream theory is the best theory so far offered for the observations available. So, yeah, they think their ‘thory,’ whatever ‘thory’ you mean, is correct because there isn’t a better one.

"In the Bible, the Earth was created fully, in seven days.”
Six. He rested on the seventh.

“Much less time than the evolution theory.”
The evolution theory does not include the age of the earth or the history of its formation.
You get wronger with every sentence.

“And besides, if we evolved from monkeys or apes, no monkeys or apes would be around because all of them evolved!”
That’s not how it works, you smug idiot.

"It's really simple to say, oh, we can believe in both [divine creation and mainstream science].”
No, it’s not easy. You have to choose to interpret certain passages as literal, others as figurative, or poetic, or metaphor. Time consuming at least.

"But do you think it's right?”
Theistic evolution? No, not really.

“Certainly not!!!!”
Pretty sure you think evolution requires atheism, huh?

Donald trump #ableist #mammon #psycho #elitist

“I don’t know how to explain how somebody could say that about any human being, but to say it about your grand nephew was beyond anything I could imagine.”
It’s pretty easy, really. Donald is a sociopath. ALL he sees in any other human being is what they can do for him.
If any of his kids get paralyzed in an accident, they’re never going to fake paperwork for him ever again, or cover his ass in fraud, or anything. And that will be the sum of his thoughts on whether to pull the plug or pay for the breathing devices for another year.

Brian Niemeier #fundie

"It's a foreign concept to most people reading this post, but Christians were once willing and able to impose a cost--though more economic and social--for violating the moral traditions of the Church.”
What’s foreign about that? THe church used to have a lot more political power. They made their moral teachings LAWS.

“What happened?”
What happened was the nobility and the wealthy merchants started to perceive the Church as competition, not coconspirator. Efforts to curb the Church’s power included starting your own church, raising your own pope, outlawing religions, and building guilds for the purpose of controlling your own people. Same thing when Stalin outlawed competition from the Church by making the country atheist.

"Christians in the West spent so long living among other Christians that our defenses atrophied--much like people who are never exposed to pathogens develop weak immune systems.”
Yeah, the Inquisition was totally surprised by the existence of heresies and apostasy.

“Now that the social and economic costs are being levied against Christians,”
The churches still aren’t being taxed. Your businesses just aren’t allowed to discriminate. And you think this is an attack.

“You can impose your own costs on the Death Cult. Don't give money to people who hate you.”
But you donate to Trump…?

Morgoth's Bane #fundie

Richard L. #crackpot

“The [COVID-19] Vaccine rewrites and overwrites your DNA like how in a computer files over right one's that are targeted.”
THis is a really fucking bad analogy. Computer memories involve 1’s and 0’s in a magnetic matrix. It just takes a magnet to apply to each bit and change the data, one bit at a time, in very quick succession.
DNA is not 1’s and 0’s, it’s chemicals. To ‘rewrite’ the information, you would need to introduce new chemicals, and the same amount chemicals. You’d need to insert these chemicals into the nucleus of EVERY SINGLE CELL.
That shot they put in your arm is not aimed to go into one cell’s nucleus, much less 37.2 trillion cells in the average adult body.

The mass of DNA in your cells is one seven-trillionth of a gram. So your 37 Trillion cells contain about 5.3 grams of DNA.
You’d need 5.3 grams of genetic material in the shot, about a teaspoon, AND you’d need 37.2 trillion very precisely aimed shots to hit each cell. And that’s it NOTHING went wrong.
NOthing’s that good.
So, there’d probably be two to four teaspoons in the s hot, IN ADDITION to the preservatives that make you people nutso, and a delivery system that can reach even the marrow cells in your bones.
I don’t remember getting a shot in my eyeballs. Well, not for the vaccine, anyway. Anyone?

Adrain Rogers #fundie

“I want to give you five reasons to affirm the Bible is the Word of God.”
First, i gotta wonder which God? God of the Catholics? Mormons? Baptists? Republicans?

“I believe the Bible is the Word of God because of its scientific accuracy. The Truth of the Word of God tells us that God “hangeth the earth upon nothing” (Job 26:7).”
That’s RIGHT after he said he ‘stretched out the North.’ How is that phrase scientifically accurate?

"How did Job know that the earth hung in space before the age of modern astronomy and space travel?”
The bible describes a flat earth under a dome that reaches down to the ground. Waters above and below are held back by the solid sky and god’s directive.

"The scientists of Isaiah’s day didn’t know the topography of the earth,”
Incorrect, the Greeks knew it was a sphere and even knew the approximate size.

"The word for “circle” here means a globe or sphere.”
No, sweetie, it means a circle. Flat,like a table top. In the same chapter, he describes balling evil people up and throwing them over the horizon. He doesn’t say he’ll circle people up.

“Secondly, the Bible is affirmed through historical accuracy.”
SOmething written in ancient times had details from ancient times. Whee. That’s impressive.
NO human could write a story today about Trump running for office.

“Third, …The Bible forms one beautiful temple of truth that does not contradict itself theologically, morally, ethically, doctrinally, scientifically, historically, or in any other way.”
You’ve heard of the marvelous miracle of ‘editors,’ right? Look up the Council of Nice. BEFORE there was a Bible, there was an effort to define what a CHristain was, and what they believed. These are the Articles of Faith. The books selected for the New Testament had to conform to the Articles. If they didn’t, they got tossed to the side.
This would be as miraculous as sorting through fanfiction of Star Trek and finding all the stories that didn’t violate any claim made in the official episodes.

“Fourth, did you know the Bible is the only book in the world that has accurate prophecy?”
The word ‘prophecy’ literally means that it’s information gotten from god. This is beyond a circular argument. You’re saying that the Bible is the word of God because the contents are the Word of God.

"When you read the prophecies of the Bible, you simply have to stand back in awe.”
How about that bit where Tyre was destroyed and never inhabited again? Know anything about that?

"There are over 300 precise prophecies that deal with the Lord Jesus Christ in the Old Testament that are fulfilled in the New Testament.”
And yet, he does not fulfill the rules posted for how to recognize the messiah. How odd.

Acts5:41 #fundie

“If I, or someone else, was given blood that a gay person donated I would be very, very, angry.”
They filter for sex with a man. They don’t filter for sex with a woman. So, you’re talking about lesbian blood, right?

"Then I would sue, because that's all they would understand.”
You’d have to show HARM to sue. What HARM was committed by giving you blood? We would assume that the doctor felt your health was at risk when they gave you the blood, in attempt to improve your life expectancy. How would you show you’d have been better off with no blood than ‘gay’ blood?

“There is a reason God decreed gay sex to be a SIN.”
Not admissible in a courtroom, sorry.

“It will not kill a Jew, to get blood from me after I ate a bacon cheeseburger.”
Should that be YOUR choice or the Jewish patient’s?

“I'm curious, if someone reading this is fine with the idea of getting gay blood, what about blood from an IV drug user?”
That’s something else they filter out. If you really gave blood, you’d answer that question on a regular basis, no?

“Would you take gay blood?”
The two times i was in a situation where i needed blood, it was a survival thing. If they told me the choice was surviving or maybe being exposed to something icky, i have to be honest, ick away, Doc, just keep me alive.

"Right now, none of them can donate. IMO, it needs to STAY that way.”
Tell me that again when your husband is holding his liver in the wound so it won’t fall out after a ten-car pile-up, and all the SAFE blood was used on the people thay picked up while he was being jaws-o-lifed out of your car. But a gay nurse is willing to donate some. DO you tell her to fuck off?