“Atheism is a fad cult”
Pretty sure that would have required me to be recruited, then. And to recruit others, no?
You know fuck all about what you’re talking about.
“whose followers worship Richard Dawkins instead of God.”
That would suggest i own one of his books, right? Or at least read it?
Two up and two down.
“It is most notably the only religion that is self-deluded enough to claim to be backed up by science.”
Science has no position on the supernatural. There can’ tbe scientific evidence for or against the supernatural. Just by definition.
“Its followers are even more ignorant, dogmatic, and fanatical about their chosen spiritual path than they claim Muslims, Christians, Hindoos or Jews to be.”
Nonsense, I’ve read all the books required by atheism. I can cite all the rules of atheism. And i have never, ever killed anyone for atheism. So, wrong, wronger, and wrong.
“They use science as their excuse for said dogmatism, and, unfortunately, some of them truly believe their own bullshit in this regard.”
No, we do not.
“Ironically, atheism is the most fundamentalist religion known to man.”
Oh, atheism is a religion. Never heard THAT bullshit before.
“Atheists are hypocritical enough to think that killing 5 billion theists equates to world peace, or, more precisely that as long as people don't agree with them humans still possess the ability to hurt each other.”
Um, do you have a citation for this? Or is it just outta your ass?
“However, there is a key difference. People who convert to Islam or Christianity do so because they want to have a more fulfilling life, or because they had a genuine religious experience. People who become atheists do so because they got picked on in high school.”
Cite, again? I mean, i was picked on in high school, but it was while i was a theist. Became an atheist in the Navy.
"Rummage through an atheist's emotional baggage and you will find a pile of leftover teenage angst,”
Your poetry needs work.
“a few cases of repressed rage at mommy and daddy,”
Not even slightly.
“and an overpowering urge to feel superior wrapped around a stupendous amount of self-loathing.”
Shiny mirror is shiny, what? Your religion fanfiction needs a LOT more believeable character backstories. Some of your readers will know actual atheists.
“Ultimately the "atheist movement" is just another Internet fad,”
I’ve been an atheist longer than there’s been an internet, but you go ahead with your fantasy, here.
“ mostly made up of attention whores,”
I doubt most of my coworkers know I’m an atheist. The evengelicals, though, NO ONE missees them.
“sycophants, stupid arrogant twats, bigots, assholes, and demagogues.”
Do you feel better, now, getting that off your chest?