“Because I’ve studied this whole slavery thing, and found “slave abuse” to be a hoax. It’s also illogical to abuse your own property[…]
If you found someone beating and otherwise abusing their Roomba, you would think that person was insane[…]”
Roombas aren’t alive and don’t have the capacity to resist you, you wombat! If Roombas were capable of telling you to kick rocks, they don’t want to vacuum up your mess, you would hit it to try to get it to work. People whip horses today. I notice how you didn’t make your comparison to living animals because you knew you would get called out for being dishonest. Sorry, calling OP a wombat was uncalled for. I thoroughly apologize to wombats for the comparison.