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crackerwv #fundie

“lol...There is no "fossil record." That's a made up fairy tale that evolutionist use just like they use the geo-ILL-logic column.”
Have you considered the incredibly VAST size that conspiracy must be? People running around, dhiseling fossils into the rocks, includijng footprints, teeth marks, nests, eggs, teeth, all the plankton in the chalk cliffs, stretching up and down the entire globe, sneaking fossils in where they should be mountain climing or drilling for oil or building roads, excavating basements, GENERATIONS of people forging fossils at Olduvai, and dovetailing the dating all tegether for a smooth narrative? No one dropping their watch in the wrong later, no one identifying the wrong animal in the wrong strata, all the variosu aging methods worksing together…

And no one, ever coming forward with pictures and hidden microphones and memooirs of coordinating all this. Humans are just not BUILT to conspire that well or for that long wihtout someone grabbing the microphone and saying, “I have a confession!”
If THAT many people can conspire THAT well for this goal, we could just do away with war and poverty in a week, if we just decided to.
And how stupid does that make you, that you can only pronounce it a fraud, withougt showing actual evidence of such an extensive con job?

"Evolution is pure comedy and anyone with any common sense and powers of observation knows it.”
Show it, then. Recreate one shelf from the Smithsonian. Document your effort to make a fossil of a hamster and get it into a museum. Show it’s even possible, then we’ll listen.

Martin Yirrell #fundie

“Martin Yirrell: Why not,”
Because he holds his superstition more important than his oath. Fuck him.

“gay wedding are a lie,”
So is every religion on the planet except for 1 (according to most people). They still have the freedom to worship.
But the law of the land allows for SSM.

“marriage is only between a man and woman.”
Not in the courts where this guy drew his salary.
Your church hires him, they can pay him to not perform SSMs.

KelseyEdward #pratt

“I still see the word "queer" as a pejorative”
Hey, if you’re stupid enough you can make ‘cis’ a perjorative attack.

“But those weirdos on the fringe part of the progressive left want to make it an umbrella term,”
Are you sure you know what ‘fringe’ means?
And this silly season, Bonspurs and Couchfucker have certainly cornered the market on weird.

“and I won't stand for it.”
Becuase you have that kind of clout with the members of the board at all the big dictionaries? Yeah, yeah, sure, sure.

Alan Burns #fundie

"But if my free will actions are derived from my soul, you must at least admit that they will have a different origin (being spiritual) to anything produced from physical brain activity.”
Yes. if your soul can affect your actions then your actiosn can come from your soul. But that’s just the logical conclusion of your premise and does us no good getting to the answer.
On the other hand, i’ve seen a LOT of young men, and a few women, making decisions and the differences between sober and drunken decision making is striking.
I can’t imagine pollutants having an effect on the incorporeal soul, so it seems pretty obvious to me that decisions occur in the brain, in a biochemical environment that can be affected by literally getting blitzed out of your mind…

Anonymous #fundie

“I don't even want to know how much you hate yourself and your life because you're an atheist.”
Having a pretty good time, actually.

“Life must be so pointless to you. I bet you amke your family miserible.”
No. I’m afraid in the real world, people like me have pretty happy lives. Not your strawmen figments.

“That's another thing. I read your rant diary thing and I'll tell you what: that premature baby you got? I want you to know you did it”
Oh. Okay. So, I’m to blame? Cool. Not sure how my attitude transmits telepathically to my wife’s uterus, but he’s fine, now. Has a wife and a daughter, just bought a house. The other two were also premature, they’re both going fine. Kudos to me, then.

"You almost killed your own baby because you reject the One True God!”
You imagine and worship a mighty petty fuckwit of a god, don’ tyou?

“The sins of the father will fall unto his flower I tell you that much!”
Who would even bow to someone that evil?

“How does that make you feel to know that because you hate God that you caused this tragedy in your family?”
If feels like you’re pretty cruel and judgmental. Threaten me some more, that’ll scare me into the shadow of the Lamb, maybe?

“If you still have a little spark of Jesus you should feel bad right now.”
Why? YOU’RE the one showing your ass.
Sit and spin on a rattlesnake, see if I take the blame for that, either.

“If not it might be too late for you becaue the Devil has eaten your heart to peaces.”
Pieces, numbnuts.
So,not feeling guilt over my attitude towards an invsible dickhead for being petty means the other invisible dick in the universe has me?
Meh.

AIG #fundie

“Although some evolutionists claim that the Intelligent Design Movement (IDM) is a sort of Trojan horse for creationism to get into schools,”
Claim? It’s the goal.
The ID textbook is copied from the Creationism Textbook.
Seriously EVERY TIME it’s brought into court, they testify SCIENCE SCIENCE SCIENCE, then it’s defeated and they rail ’you’re kicking GOD out of our schools!’

"those in the IDM are not necessarily even Christian, let alone creationists.”
No, they literally are. No one examines the evidence and determine that the IDer is a she…

“Creationism begins with the belief that the Bible is God’s infallible Word to us. The Bible provides the framework by which we understand the world. Because the Bible teaches that there is a Creator and that the earth is young, creationists base all our research on this foundation.”
Research? ::Snert::

“Conversely, the IDM holds that certain aspects of living things and the universe can best be explained by being the work of an intelligent designer.”
That’s not ‘conversely.’ At beast it’s less detailed than creationism, but it’s the same thing.

“The identity of this creator and whether or not the Bible is true are non-factors”
So if ID research leads to Allah, you’re okay with that? I think you’re insincere.

“While creationists may agree with some aspects of intelligent design theory, those who do conflate IDM with creationism likely do not understand either.”
No, pretty sure kitzmiller made the distinction clear. There isn’t one.

StarscreamX-2 #fundie

“If God did not create MAN...then...
there was no Flood...”
Seems like it.

“there was no Pharoh...”
Well, the Egyptians didn’t keep slaves, so there were PHARAOHs, but not the exodus.

“there was no Moses...”
Kay.

“there was no David and Goliath...”
Sure.
“there was no John the Baptist...”
Seems like you’re just having a snit, now.

“and there in no remission fo sin without a supernatural Ressurection....”
If Adam and Woman are metaphors, why not al l of it…?

“So continue to live in a fairy tale land of Half truths and prideful attempts but when the Day of the Lord roll around the Corner you can explain to your 10000 "christians" that its all just a mass hallucination...”
You’re just scared of learning too much too hold onto your place in Heaven, aren’t you?

Rev. Albert Einstein #fundie

“Atheists - I've heard it said no one is an Atheist on their "death bed" Do you think that may be true ? Thanks”
No. I have stared death in the face and did not pray to any gods for a do-over.

“Answer : If its that eas to get an atheist saved, then maybe we ought to all be praying they get fatally ill.”
Yeah, stone cold certain you’re a bout to die. That’s a plan just full up of generosity and love.

“Hmm, not a bad idea.”
Since YOU think yuo’re going to paradise when you die, maybe we should do YOU a favor and toss you ff a cliff?

“If I get over 5 thumbs down its only because the God haters love me show much.”
Uh huh…

FidelCashflow #psycho

“Anyone else unironically want ww3 to break out right now?”
No.

“… at this point I actually want a major war scenario to kick off.”
Dude, if one nuke flies, they all fly. If you’re not at ground zero, you’re downwind of ground zero.

“or I survive the war and im able to prosper in a reverse hypergamy situation because millions of men have died, similar to what happened after ww2.”
So, would it be reverse hypergamy? Or would the hypergamy priorities shift? What are you doing to become attractive in the post-nuclear wasteland? STockpiling food? Building a vault to protect yourself, others? Making yourself teh sort of personality people can live with for more than an hour?

The Serpent #fundie

“Atheists are taught that ultimately there are NO CONSEQUENCES for their actions”
No, that’s not an atheist teaching. I have scars, i have a partially amputated finger, i have staples in my retina… There are all sorts of consequences to actions.
You just mean there’s no ETERNAL PUNISHMENT for our actions.

"It does not matter if you were an altruistic saint, or the most cold-blooded murdering, thieving, rapist...”
After we’re dead, no. But look at Andrew Tate right now. Even without heaven or hell, he’s in a Romanian jail right now for rape and trfficing…

“And as a result, Atheists tend to live their lives as if there are NO ultimate consequences for their words and actions.”
I don’t fear an afterlife judgment, no. I still don’t rape, murder, steal, dispose of bodies, torture critics, or pirate music.

various commenters #transphobia

@fishtank #204250
Because a complicated REALITY means they don’t know enough. A complicated conspiracy and a simple reality is much more comforting to their worldview.

thatblondeguy #sexist

“Proof that if you're not born perfect it's over for you. Abandon any thoughts of ever feeling love.”
No, it’s proof that caring ONLY about looks and ONLY improving your looks is not a guarantee of romantic success.

“This man is trying to have sex with this woman”
And probably in this exact terms, too…

There were a lot of guys in the Nav hat got lucky one time, and thought it was something they were doing right. Thought they’d found the magic formula. So they kept doing THAT. Same lines, same bars, same clothes… And then get angry when it didn’t work.
If you don’t see THEM as people, why would they see YOU as a people?

Rawk4Life #fundie

“Tell me this, if evolution is posssible, then how come most of today's living chimps and apes will die off before fully developing into human beings? Explain that”
Because individuals don’t evolve, Microbrain.
Born a chimp, dies a chimp. Your question is dumber than most of Trump’s election promsies.

Noor Jaan Gunnar #sexist

“I hate you fucking whores”
Then don’t stand in lne for one.

“fucking cheating cunts who think of nothing but temporary pleasures and dicks.”
Sounds like about 90% of the sailors i have EVER seen on liberty. Instant pleasure and where they can stick their dicks…

“You are shit, such vile shit that even flies wont come near to.”
Uh huh. Yeah, this is a stable assessment.

“fuck you, fuck you for ruining everything and fuck the clowns who chase after you and try to fuck you.”
I would say you’re more in need of a blowjob than any man in hstory, but that may not be a real cure….

“eat shit and die alone in a piss washed fucking ditch full of dog turds and garbage; your one and only true home.”
Date stood you up, i see?

Bored as hell #fundie

JTWriter #fundie

“The real myth is Darwinism and evolution are true”
Darwinism is just the thumper’s inibility to comprehend us not worshiping Darwin.
And actually, if you disprove every thing Darwin observed, we’d still have evolution.

“Something goes boom and millions of years later we have the universe.”
Not a ‘boom kind of explosion. And, really, AT the ‘boom’ is when we had the universe. It was just a lot smaller at the start.
And that’s not evolution.

“How stupid! It's like putting all the materials to a house in one big pile, sticking dynamite into the pile, exploding it and when the dust settles you got a house.”
Nope. You’re just highlighting your ignorance.

“The evolution of spiecies evolving into other species has so many holes in its so called theory that simple debate would show its utter inability to explain origins.”
You are way, way too ignorance of actual evolutionary theory to debate it.

"But a debate requires both sides to be open-minded”
No, it does not.

“something lacking in secular evoluionist who have to resort to insults to get their point across”
We’ve gotten tired of not getting your attention with the actual science.

“All the elements that have to come together to make any life possible shows design.”
You assume design and you find it, what a surprise.

“A design with more intelligence than those who designed this ridiculous "science" c”alled evolution, an idea stuck in the 1800's.”
And you complain about the others using insult. Heh.

caseypayne1980 #fundie

And how the earth rotates around the sun”
Revolution.

“in a perfect circel”
Nope.

"and not egg like”
My teacher had that poster up on her classroom in fourth grade.
I kept telling her it was wrong.

“ You will never find this anywhere else in the galax”
Or here, either.

“A divine hand created life. And thats enough for me for proof of God.”
And when you finally find out how wrong your proof is…?

JohnR7 #fundie

"If you look at DNA is it made up of letters”
Holy fuck, no it isn’t.

“Words are also made up of letters”
Except for the ‘also’ bit, yes.

“So DNA shows us how the word becomes flesh.”
Not even kind of.

“How letters take on a physical appearance and become a part of the physical world. [...]”
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Chemicals are n the world.
Humans attach labels to sort them and understand them. The words/letters are in our minds, not the DNA.

TPJCatholic #fundie

AWOL Prime #fundie

unworthyone #fundie

malakhhatzadik #fundie

“This is the problem with you atheists”
Oh, at least there’s only one!

“You have to make everything personal,”
Yeah, that’s why you label every non Christain religion, and half the Christain ones, as satanic. Because I take it personally.

“and because you're not logical, you can't distinguish between a logical objective to your paradigm and an attack on your character”
Do… Do you mean to offer an objection? Because i have plenty of objectives of my own.

“and come away without a clue as to what is even real.”
You’re the one with the imaginary friend.

“I DON'T CARE IF YOU CHOOSE TO LISTEN”
You care SO MUCH. You just don’t care if i change my mind.

“I'M NOT TRYING TO "CONVERT" YOU. It's YOUR problem if you choose to be stupid”
Gosh with fuckheads like you pleading his case, how could i not return to the fold?

“Just don't blame me because you don't like what I have to say before you've even heard it”
Except i have heard it. Heard it all. A thousand times.
You guys don’t even mix it up to sound new.

“Inflammatory? GET OVER IT.”
You REALLY want to think you’ve angered me. Makes you feel relevant.

You’re not.
Just one more thumper on the same sound bites.

Blemonds #homophobia

"Also, my tax dollars are confiscated”
You pay taxes, drama queen.

“and turned over to homosexual activists against my wil”
Once the government collects them, they’re not YOUR taxes any more. Like once you’re paid, it’s not the cmployer’s money any more.
You can vote for people to make the budget, but you shouldn’t expact a line-item veto that’s dented the president.

"to brainwash young impressionable children in public schools.”
When schools can brainwash, you’ll know, your kids will put their phones down and do their homework. Next time your kid asks in MID YEAR for more paper or pencils, ratehr than just at back To School sales, or the night before a project is due, get worried.

Doug Bristow #fundie

Anonymous #fundie

“If I could be in the bedroom of every pro-choicer's when they have sex”
Yeah, that’s going to persuade me, barging in while i’m naked and intimate…

“just to talk to them, I would”
What, exactly, do you plan to say that i haven’t already heard, weighed, and dismisssed….with my clothes on?

“I could make them see how beautiful life actually is.”
MAKE me see?
I didn’t just pick a side or flip a coin, dumbass, I’ve spent quite a bit of time reaching my opinions. And even if i find babies REALLY cute and wonderful, that doesn’t mean they should be infllcted upon the unwilling you fuck.

LES #fundie

“If evolution was true I would expect to see abundant non-lethal mutations among all the species of life on Earth today.”
According to all the experts, you probably have about 60 mutations in your DNA that don’t come from either of your parents. We all do.
YAY! Evolution is true!
What were you looking for?

“Shouldn't there be a person somewhere who has tooth enamel on his scalp instead of hair?”
It would take several generations of one mutation providing some small advantage being backed up by an advantage being retained for LOTS of generations until it starts to show changes we would be able to perceive.
Not like the Late Late Night Double Feature where mutations cause an instant shift to monsters.

.:.Rawker_Chic[k].:. #fundie

“If someone held a gun up to me and asked if Ibelieved in God, I would say yes to pull the trigger.”
Um, who said anythying about pulling tje trigger? You need to flesh out your persecution fantasy.
Do you mean, those nasty murdering atheists going door and shooting martyrs? You’d like that too much.
We’re more likely to rip your mixed-fabric coverings off and point out your sins.

“I know He's real.”
Just not that you can show this in any way….

“I know He's there.”
Is he in the room with us right now?

“God's my only hope.”
But he never picks up the check…

“He's my lifeline”
That’s pretty sad, really.

“He's my comforter.”
I have a blanket. Works pretty well.

“He's my creator. He's my...oh, here I go crying again.”
Buckle up, buttercup.

“I'm crying for you”
No, sweetie, you’re crying for yourself. You’ve convinced yourself you should be sad for me, but it’s not your place to judge me. Leave my fate up to your god if he ever shows up.

“I can't believe that you've been so deceived”
Right back atcha.

“Oh, I'm so so sorry. I can't believe that someone could be so deceived.”
And your omnipotent god of infinite mercy just lets me go on to my fate, huh.

P.A. #fundie

“One should study BOTH sides of a debate prior to engaging oneself as a proponent of either side”
In a debate, yeah. In a partison fantasy as opposed to the actual science, no.
I served on submarines, i have no need to study hippocampus draft horses…

“You have not done this, per your recent posting attempts, Samphire.”
If you’re spouting nonsense and they’re trying to correct you, they don’t have to see things from your side.

“:-( Please either study, then come back. Or just save your typing for other blogs.”
Pretend our side has a possibility of being right or we don’t want t ohear it.

“We don’t want ignorant skeptics to hold us back any longer.”
Please leave us alone in our ignorant safe-space.

Uribe #fundie

" Hell does exist and if you don't shape up and accept Jesus as your Lord and Saviour, you will end up in hell”
Oh, look, god’s going to steal my lunch money and throw me in the ditch. For being honest. How justice. Much Fair.

“As most of you know, I'm not a fruitcake Christian and am definitely not a politically correct individual”
I think you confuse honesty with being an asshole.

“I tell it how it is.”
You tell it how you want it to be. I has none of the reason to think reality is your forte.

“Hell is not a place to party or a place to have "BBQ's" as some mindless and misinformed rats have stated on here.”
How would you know?

(unknown) #fundie

“I am trying to figure out as an impartial person why scientists say there is no evidence for design.”
No, you’re really not. You assume design, and you also assume without design, failure.
You cannot comprehend sighted species evolving from other species that aready have eyes. The whole chain of eyes and simpler eyes, and protected spots that are sensitive to light, and patches that detect light, and so on.
Like seatbelts, someone came up with a good idea and everyone copied it after.
You need to ask actual scientists what they consider signs of desing to get anywhere near the answer you say you’re seeking.

mylifeistrash #sexist #psycho

“I hate men who feel sorry for women in any sort of capacity and/or want to help them”
You mean ‘civilization.’ Where people help their neighbors from compassion, not to coerce sex out of them.

“Nearly all women in the west live like gods.”
Members of that empathic civilization reap benefits you will never see.

“Helping a woman should be punishable by having acid poured on your dick and balls.”
Yes, yes, the functional members of a functional society must be punished for not being the loser, lonely, asshats that make suffering a contest. On the other hand… We get sex.

Tobytwo #fundie

"So God tested his faith, to see if he would truly put the Lord’s will before everything earthly.”
But God’s omniscient, right? At least, you keep telling us that he can see the future (thus prophecy). So, why didn’t he just prophesize that Abraham would do whatever god asked? Could have done the whole thing over dinner.

Charity4Ever #fundie

“We're even alive because God lets our heart keep beating.”
Okay. I don’t believe you. But if you feel that the MOST POWERFUL BEING IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE has to pick each human heart to allow every fucking beat, so you feel less alone in the giant stretching empty reality, then take your security blanket and go hide under the bed.

GM777 #fundie

“Is Sex Evil?”
NO, SEX isn’t evil. PEOPLE can be evil. Depends on who wins the card cut for the whip.

“I've come to this conclusion in my mind that sex is evil, and that giving into sex is giving into the body instead of the soul.”
You’ve never had an orgasm given to you.

“Then I realized that God made us sexual beings and said it is okay to have sex in the confines of your marriage.”
Yeah, he’s a bit selfish like that. He only wants followers to make more followers, not have actual fun.

"I know it is essential for single Christians to lead celibate lives before marriage, but how far does that go and does that even include masturbation (wouldn't that involve lustful thoughts at times?)”
Well, you don’t have to have lustful thoughts about anyone you shouldn’t be fucking. Get lots of lube and concentrate on the sensations, and how much money you’re saving by switching to Geico.

“Sometimes I think it does, but then I wonder how Christians who never get married or lose a spouse and never re-marry get by.”
You might want to talk to a real person, not the internet, and not the echoes in your head.

“Do they become asexual for life in the sense that they ignore that temptation for good?”
There are two kinds of people in this world. THose that masturbate, and those that lie about it.

“I'm wondering because I have convinced myself that sex is an evil, but I often forget that sex in marriage is okay.”
Doesn’t sound like that’s going to be a problem any time soon….

Canadian Movement #racist

The second black Playmate in PLayboy got letters like this. The first didn’t. Though the law insisted she was black, the magazine didn’t mention it and she was light enough that no one noticed.
Once it came out, though, all sorts of letters arrived talking about how ugly she’d been the whole time and no one was fooled.
So, is it actual ugliness on her, or just in your head? I suspect you, frankly.

John M #sexist

“Biology says that a female is ready and able to bear children when she starts to menstruate.”
Read that on a fortune cookie, did you? Or a cartoon caption in Hustler?
Do any Gynecologists' say this? Those that still have their license, that is?

"Biology is always right and biology always knows best.”
I have adult onset diabetes, kitten-diddler. No it fucking is not.

"Also a females body doesn't need to be fully grown and fully developed for it to be safe for her to get pregnant and give birth.”
The pregnancy mortality rates in Mississippi disprove this bullshit.

"A females hips are also wide enough at those ages.”
I don’t see anywhere on this list where her wishes are given much weight, why is that?

"Most females bodies are also fully grown and fully developed by age 15 and all peoples bodies are fully grown and are fully developed by age 17.”
Um…my first weapons officer grew up in Tennessee, and watched Dolly Parton grow up on Television. You are completely full of shit.

Andrew Tate #sexist #homophobia

@Skyknight #204153

Good point. A hirstute, capable, manly knuckledraggng caveman never would accept orders from a woman, he’d give HER orders. But the ‘boss girl wow’ comment makes me think that in Andew’s world world, only teh gey would promote feminism, equal opportunity, wokeism, and anything else that puts men at a disasvantage. Like saying please, thanks, yes ma’am, or ‘On it!’

Ron Graham and Nathele Graham #fundie

dude4 #fundie

“I think all of you are being idiots for believing in No-God”
Okay. And i care because…?

“and bs like that..”
BS like No-God? What other BS would there be? Atheism is just that…. No gods. Done.

“How would everything start with out him”
Very slowly.

“and are you saying everything in the bible is just made up which is pretty much impossable..”
Have you ever read it? Moses wrote the first five books, right?
Including the part where he wrote up his own funeral?
And you think rejecting this as bullshit is impossible?

“Also im pretty sure the worship of God is the longest standing religon.”
You might want to look that one up, just a teensy bit.

Nominee for Alabama governor Bradley Byrne #fundie

“As a Christian and as a public servant, I have never wavered in my belief that this world and everything in it is a masterpiece created by the hands of God.”
If your belief has never been challenged, how do you know it’s unwavering? I mean, i used to be a solid Ford driver, but changed to Honda some time back.
If you’ve never truly examined godless philosophy, how do you know you made a choice, much less the right one?

“As a member of the Alabama Board of Education, the record clearly shows that I fought to ensure the teaching of creationism in our school textbooks”
So you spent taxpayer money on trying to legislate against the constitution. I’m sure that was fiscally responsible of you.

“Those who attack me have distorted, twisted and misrepresented my comments and are spewing utter lies to the people of this state.”
I hope they just quote you. Seems problematic enough.

johnlewisbrooks #fundie

“Let's look at where ALL of our problems began.”
Yeah. I’m being punished for a choice made 300 generations ago. THAT’S proof God’s not an asshole, sure.

“Genesis 3. Man and his wife have chosen to rebel against His will,”
Two kids who were UNABLE TO TELL RIGHT FROM WRONG. God left them alone and punished them for making a choice they were LITERALLY unable to make. And I’m being punished for THAT.
God’s an asshole.

"and God says Ok, I'll give you and the rest of your kind the choice, eithercontinue to do what you want and accept the consequences or follow me.”
Biblegod punished us ALL for his mistake. if i left my 1-year old alone and he ate poison, and my defense was ‘i TOLD him not to,” i’d be the convicted asshole.

“Guess which choice man has ultimately made?”
Not to follow the asshole? I mean, as a response to accusations that He’s an assshole, you’re not really changing anything.

“They certainly don't choose” the asshole

“and to say Jesus in front of an atheist might as well be a four etter word!”
You know, the reason _I_ say Christ as a four-ETTER word, is because all the Christans around me do.

“We will continue to reap this JUST fruit until we turn to Him!”
Yeah… Accept this horrible injustice and say I was right or burn in hell. SUCH a good choice.

meshachre #fundie

“This holocaust of the unborn will have grave repurcussions on the USA”
Families not swamped n medical debt, children not starving to death, schools not buried under horrible teacher/student ratios, women not dying of pregnancy, women not dying in childbirth…

" G-d will not let this go unpunished”
This would be the god that uses abortion to prove infidelity, right? Same guy?

zWho in the hell do we think we are-someone gave us the chance to live only to deny others life for our trivial convenience”
The maternity death rate in Alabama shows it’s not trivial. More self-defense. So we think we’re Americans.

" Oh it's just a tissue. If left alone this tissue can become a living, breathing human being.”
Breathing is when it starts being a human being, according to the Bible. This is why stillborn babies don’t get buried in Catholic ceremonies.
Also, on a meatless Friday, eggs don’t count as meat because they’re not chickens YET.

“ The nerve, the audacity.”
Read Numbers 5.

Ray Comfort #fundie

@Citizen_Justin #204135
You’re assuming Ray actually talks to someone who exists outside of Ray’s head.. I’m not sure that’s supportable.

More of thought-experiment. Everything turns out the way Ray plans, and everyone reacts the way Ray needs….

booellis #fundie

“I understand that you don't believe and all and I respect you for that, but how can you see a new born baby and not question for a moment where that baby came from?”
Because i already knew enough about it t onot think it required a miracle.

“that is what I don't get about your beliefs. something so innocent and pure has to come from a place that is nothing but innocent and pure.”
Oh. You’re a romantic.
But have you read the Bible? God’s not an innocent, he’s committed murder, slaughter, genocide, and a WHOLE lot of sexism.

“and if you are a parent how can you look into your child's new born eyes and still think that there is no God?”
Pretty easily, thanks.

“you may call this annoying but I call this ignorance on your part.”
But you respect me… Suuuuuure you do.

“sorry if this offends you but this is just how I feel.”
Not offended. I’d have to actually care about your beliefs for that.

Mrs Lace #fundie

“Poor taste and vulgarity seem to be the characteristics required to be a "popular" poster among their members.”
Aw, you don’t approve.

“Spewing ignorant opinions about things not understood and fabricating disgusting scenarios about people they don't know appear to be their favorite pass-times.”
That would also describe about 60% of the posts hosted here.

“When I visit such message boards I always leave with mixed feelings of sadness and disgust.”
An upcheck for the day.

“But for the grace of God I would fit in with those who post on them.”
And if there is no god, then we can chant ‘one of us’ like the freaks did…

“I thank God He is true to His Word and regenerates fallen man.”
No, you just stick your nose n the air and pretend you’re superior.

PrinCeSs ALiSa DaNiElle #fundie

“Why do WE as Christians NOT celebrate Halloween?”
Christains celebrate Halloween.
Snowflakes don’t.

“You know, i have never been trick or treating a day in my life...”
More for the rest of us.

“well a Halloween in my life - but at church we always had some kind of function to compensate for that...”
Always? So there’s something you traditionally did on every Halloween? Sounds like you celebrated Halloween.

" Why do we as christians not celebrate Halloween?”
What makes you feel you can speak for all Christains?

“What is the meaning of the holiday?”
Rituals to protect us from evil spiorits.
Ever NOT go under a ladder? Knock on wood?
Get married at a cemetery so your mom could attend?

“I mean cinco de Mayo is the day of the dead.. what exactly is Halloween?”
Oh.
Wow.

severaxer1 #fundie

“Since your”
’you’re’

“a athiast,
‘an atheist,’

“i belive"
‘i completely misunderstand’

“you think you wil be a tree when you die correct?”
That’s a new level of incorrect. That’s the dumbest thing i’ve heard all day.

"Well i hope you become a tree they cut you down and print the bible on you”
Ooooh, i take it back. THAT’S stupid.

Um, genius? If i do get reincarnated, and to a lower life form as a punishment for this life, that means Christainity is wrong. That you’re wrong. Plus, i’d be on the next loop as soon as they cut me down, i’d never know if i was printed on.

Scrod #sexist #psycho

“ You're advocating punishing someone for something they might not have known was wrong at the time they were doing it, because the other party to the act decides later that it was,”
So, wait, your view of incarceration as a whole is that women change their minds later. So we should be more lenient for bank robbers, car jackers, rapists, drug dealers, frauds, and embezzlers… Because the bank teller or the car’s owner might change their minds later and lie about it…
Because that’s all you seem to be discussing, is a guy being tagged as a ‘rapist’ based on a he-said/she-said cuort trial.

If you want change, though, you need to work on the males who think they deserve sex more than the woman deserves a choice, and men like Brock Turner The Rapist’s dad, who dismissed a particularly vile rape as ‘a few minutes of action’ and the ‘boys will be boys’ attitude of Brock Turner The Rapist’s judge.

Andrew Tate #sexist #homophobia

“If you want a woman to be president then you’re gay.”
How does that follow, Andy? If i were gay, wouldn’t i want a gay president? I mean, besides you. I’d want one that was comfortably gay, not horribly overcompensating.

“Woowwww a girl boss!”
Meh.
I’ve worked for women before. Even saluted a few.
I can see it’d be scary if you felt they were going to talke your safe space away.

“Get an aids test.
You’re a homo.”
I have a very clear understanding of my sexuality, thanks. Being comfortable with a woman boss, or doctor, or surgeon, or president, or officer, is NOT a sign that i’m homosexual. Your fear, however, screams that you’re surpressing yourself.

JenGC #fundie

“I just had a great idea! Why don't we all put up our Christmas decorations early.”
Go for it.

“Use as many things that is banned or to be banned in the near future.”
Oh, no! Pagan celebrations EVERYWHERE!
Xmas trees, not biblical.
Xmas wreaths, less so.
Yule Logs, santa clause, all that crap is pagan. Good choice.

“If we are Raptured before Christmas, then they won't have anyone to arrest!!! hahahaha”
Yeah, that’s the defense you want. “I didn’t think i’d still be in your jurisdiction…”