Bastethotep

@Bastethotep

SiriusB Shaman #crackpot #magick #conspiracy

- Sounds every bit like the deluded cult leader who the Big Bad “rewards” by killing him effortlessly basically as soon as it is unleashed to establish how powerful and evil it is.
- Derogatorily calls other (sane) people NPCs.

Daryl James #ufo #crackpot #conspiracy

His highly unusual mix of Lyran and Draco genetics were approved by the Germans for their breeding program and he was on the verge of marrying a German woman […]
He spent the other 15 years on the Taygetan home world where his genetics were again deemed highly suitable and compatible for breeding purposes which was unusual for an Earth human. He claims to have interbred with multiple Taygetan females which was possible due to the polygamous nature of their society, and the 30:1 ratio between women and men. James remembers fathering up to 800 children, which included a brief period of four months where he was made king and thus able to breed with 200 princesses.

Have you tried selling your biography to a trashy Japanese animation studio?

dave Hawkins #fundie

Oklahoma Republicans #wingnut

This desperation to establish a martyr-cult over a dime-a–dozen debate troll is beyond absurd, even by Trumpist standards!

Eric Hovind #fundie

According to Christianity, mortal existence is but an earthly Vale of Tears, the soul is immortal, and Christians do not need to fear death for they will go to Heaven.
According to humanistic atheism, this life is the only one you got. When someone dies, that person, each a unique combination of nature and nurture, is gone forever.

Ben Garrison #wingnut

Playboy superheroes whose true power is their limitless wealth still spent much of their free time and budget for personal spending into training and maintaining and inventing new gear. And more importantly, in the end of the day, they do go out and fight the Good Fight, putting themselves at great personal risk (even if you go the Iron Man route, underneath, let alone if caught outside, your armour, you're still a squishy, and with all the magic and weird phenomena out there, there could be plenty of ways to bypass even the hardest panoply…), over and over again.
No, Trump is Armchair Batman.

James Lasher/Rabbi Kurt Landry #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

TerraZetzz #crackpot #magick #ufo #quack

Troy Nehls #fundie #wingnut

No, he would have been one of those Pharisees always trying to trick Jesus into saying something they could twist against him.

Eric Hovind #fundie

“This is a war of worldviews: God says life is sacred.”
Charlie Kirk, on the other hand, said that gun rights are worth their death toll…

IslandMan69 #fundie #wingnut #psycho

Errol Musk #racist #pratt

“Look at Spain's example. Spain's history is the history of world colonization. Where Spain went, it brought order, civilization, cities…“
Pardon me, I think you misspoke. The word you are looking for is “burnt”.

IslandMan69 #fundie #wingnut #psycho

The question is not whether this one would have thrown the first stone, but whether he had aimed for the adulteress or for Jesus.

Robert Sechrest #wingnut #fundie

“AND I'M NOT ASHMED OF GOD , MY ONLY FATHER !!!”
Is that what Mommy told you? While I readily believe that you have… unconventional paternity, I suspect your sire was much closer… far too close, in fact…

The Oversight Project #conspiracy #crackpot #transphobia #wingnut

“This designation does not mean that all transgender individuals are domestic terror threats, but instead narrowly focuses on those who adopt the worldview that violence is justified against those who disagree with transgender ideology.”
If you actually believe this, I have an exclusive offer for you - a bridge in the Nigerian tundra!

Robert Sechrest #wingnut #fundie

I would assume this is garbled because the interdimensional transmission is suffering some sort of interference, but that has not been the case all the other times, even when they come from realities more dissimilar to ours. But then, this one also displays above average linguistic divergence. Curious…

justmindy #wingnut

“So much for unity and bringing down the temperature. The Democrats will never ever ever care about that.”
Ha, ha, ha…

various commenters #wingnut #sexist #racist

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #ufo #magick #quack #conspiracy

“Likewise a sister of Venus such as Lilith”
Okay, so, I guess, Aphrodite was born from the blood and seed of Ouranos spilt as Kronos castrated him, Echidna is one of the children of Ouranos and Gaia making her the sister of Venus, Echidna is a primordial evil Mother of Monsters serpentine association, Lilith is a primordial evil Mother of Monsters with serpentine association (some Jewish folklore has her as the Serpent of Eden)…
I am pretty sure that I have spent much more thought on this shoehorning than Bennett Lee Ross has on all of his “Elegant Compositions Eloquently Conveying Esoteric Concepts” combined.

Sacred Sound Healing #fundie #magick #crackpot #mammon

“You’ll see that you’re 60 seconds away from:
Letting go of any pain in your body and feeling like you’re in your 20s again…
Finding true love and a partner that can’t keep their hands off you…
Smelling the fresh leather seats of your brand-new car…
Stepping into your new home and seeing the sparkle of the marble flooring beneath your feet
And a bank account that doubles each time you check it.”
But what about infinite completely healthy chocolate?
Total rip-off!

Robert Scott Melton #crackpot

So, the vibes I get:
Flat Earth Man is the villain - or maybe just the secondary human antagonist? - of a children's movie, a corrupt land developer who wants to raze a beloved if rundown and unprofitable local observatory and astronomy communications facility to build some ugly mall or something. While he may surround himself with the tools of the trade, the trappings of expertise and the costume of business sophistication, he is just an igonrant fratbro jock nepo baby - after all, there are no flat earth surveyors.
Glober is the lovable dork running the observatory and one of the heroes' adult allies. In college, Flat Earth Man was his bully and sabotaged Glober so he was unable to join NASA, leading to his unappreciated job. He may be the flawed but good-natured single father of one of the protagonists, struggling with the loss of his wife.
In the end, Flat Earth Man is foiled and disgraced, the observatory is revitalised, Glober gets character development, gets respect - possibly graciously rejecting an offer of a high-ranking NASA job after thwarting an alien invasion, having come to truly appreciate his position as a humble local science communicator - and gets the single mom.

Brendan Carr #wingnut #psycho

“Local broadcasters have an obligation to serve the public interest.”
One they are failing grotesquely when they eagerly kowtow to a corrupt autocratic government’s threat over daring to criticise in passing how it and its movement ares shamelessly preparing the Day of the Jackboot, seeing even the death of one of their own as nothing more than a political opportunity.

Donald Trump Jr. #wingnut

"Charlie was never a threat to anyone. He was (…) kind”
He was a proud advocate for expanding the death penalty, turning executions into public spectacle, the use of torture and lethal force in law enforcement, and much more. He further was very clear that he valued gun culture over human lives and claimed that empathy is a lie.
Even if one agrees with these positions, they are very much not kind and very expressly a threat to various people.

Jamie Freeman #crackpot #quack #dunning-kruger #magick #conspiracy

Article "Horse" #fundie

Kerry Cassidy #crackpot #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

“If they recruit him (and a double look alike) to play out this killing scenario in order to RAISE THE MAYHEM QUOTIENT between left and right civil war so TRUMP can bring in troops to cities..”
Are you really sure the White Hats are good guys?

Brian Lauer #fundie #conspiracy

Meanwhile, your paymasters like Thiel and Putin are full-force transhumanists who very much want "digital dictatorships with total control over their population”, with themselves as abomination overlords ruling forever through harvesting their slaves.

Charlie Kirk #crackpot #elitist #psycho #wingnut

Judith Lynch/Kabamur Taygeta #ufo #magick #wingnut

At least the late areshole’s fellow Christian Nationalist grifters are exploiting his death for the vile cause he believed in, rather than engaging in a deeply sacrilegious act according to his religion to put some complete gibberish unrelated death into his mouth!

Donald J. Trump #crackpot #wingnut

I am fairly certain that the biggest threat to Trump is those even further to the Right then him — in particular, those who feel betrayed by the face—eating leopards and the antisemites seeing him as the ZOG puppet of Netanyahu and Kushner. Dishonestly misidentifying right-wing terrorists as leftists is one thing. But if he actually has the national security apparatus neglect threats on the Far Right, that would be downright suicidal.

Salwa al Mutairi #fundie

Stephen Miller #wingnut #psycho

”I don’t care how,” he said. “It could be a RICO charge, a conspiracy charge, conspiracy against the United States, insurrection.

The Party of Law and Order, everyone.

Glupshitto, several quotes #transphobia #wingnut

“South Park told crazies where to find Charlie Kirk”
Pretty sure he was shot giving a public speech.

scalps, Matt Walsh #wingnut

Even Nazi-Pagans who see Christianity as the Trojan Horse with which the Jew destroyed the Aryan Warrior Spirit and fantasise about giving preachers like you the Blood Eagle?

SPIRIT OF GOD/Timothy Strong #crackpot #ufo #fundie #magick #conspiracy #god-complex

"I HOPE THIS ANOINTS UP YOUR PINEAL GLAND LIKE JESUS CHRIST WITH LOVE.”
I think this may be the most unintentionally disturbing visual I have ever encountered.

Heinrich #racist #wingnut

If someone feels like he stands close enough to this description he should contact us in the following Telegram group: @ZEROILLEGALITY
The name is not a joke. There is nothing illegal here, we don’t spread our views, which could be considered hate speech, we don’t hurt anyone, nor do we plan anything dangerous, violent or illegal, and if anyone suggests such a thing he will be kicked immediately.

Methinks the Nazi doth protest too much…

A Veteran Intelligence Analyst & Former U.S. Military Officer #crackpot #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

Is there anything that is NOT an ancient Illuminati ritual?

RabbiGoldberg #racist #conspiracy #wingnut

Ben Garrison #wingnut

These fake geek boys really don’t know anything about even the biggest superheroes other than their names and classic looks — not even basic concepts that are common knowledge due to being cultural icons -, are they?

Liz Wheeler #wingnut

"Charlie wasn’t radical, extreme, bombastic or even edgy.

He was a … regular guy. One of us.“
No. That is just the Banality of Evil. Most evil people are not raving monsters or cartoonish villains who are evil to everyone all the time. They are “normal” people fully capable of functioning in society. Because reality is not easy and convenient.

But of course, you cannot accept that. You want to believe that not constantly cackling maniacally and having people you do care about means that you cannot possibly be evil.

Taliban and Afghani rescue teams #fundie #sexist

KenMatthews #conspiracy #wingnut

Completely true. It was the still–President’s attempt to stay in power despite being voted out.

SallieBorrink #wingnut #crackpot

To add to PLMMJ’s excellent analysis:

If they want that for Charlie Kirk, they want that for my parents and my other loved ones.

Charlie Kirk was not any random trumpist, he was the founder and leader of one of the biggest Trump demagogy organisations.

NeuroSGS #transphobia #interphobia

- Kids should not be given PBs

Thanks for letting slip that you creature prioritise “normalcy” over your children's lives.

Ben Garrison #conspiracy #wingnut

their main concern was making money—accountability and responsibility went out the window

WHY DO YOU HATE CAPITALISM YOU WOKE COMMIE

various commenters #wingnut #racist

Way of the World, we can also find photos of happy family picknicks today, too, from quite a lot of places. Cherrypicking mementos of joyful occasions is a terrible way to judge an era, for they, as the moments people selected for nostalgia, are by their very nature non–representative, indeed, anti-representative. It says nothing of how rare these occasions may have been, how unpleasant life may have been outside these moments, how few people may have gotten to enjoy such joys, what hidden horrors may lurk just outside this one little slice of time and space.

Kerry Cassidy #crackpot #wingnut #ufo #conspiracy

Fritz Berggren, PhD #fundie #racist

“Antisemitism is a Christian virtue”
— Fritz Berggren, 2025

What a pretentious self-aggrendiser.

Paul Bury #fundie #pratt

There are people that are going around telling everyone how they do not believe in God. Then when tragedy strikes they are the first ones to say: "How could God allow that?" Now you believe in God?

No, we are just pointing out evidence against the claim that there is a benevolent and/or Christian-protecting god.

Things like those make no sense to me.

Because the concept of hypotheticals goes way over your pinhead.

Laura Loomer #wingnut

From what I’ve heard, investigators still have no idea who the shooter is - it could well be someone from the even further right, like the attempt at Trump’s life, or a motive completely unrelated. But even if his killer was a leftist, that’s… one, two if we count that CEO of some health scamsurance company? That’s hardly “keep[ing] getting away with declaring open season on conservatives”. It also is extremely hypocritical coming from a movement absolutely notorious for stochastic terrorism, including its very leader suggesting that gun nuts should murder his opponent in the 2016 election and going downhill from there.