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valle_d_aosta #fundie

“There's no proof these parts belong to one another.”
Technically true. It’s POSSIBLE that the forearm of another creature traveled to the site, independently of the rest of its body, and were positioned coincidentally between the upper arms of Creature B, and the hands of creature C, with no surplus parts collected. And the skull of creature D was concidentally dropped beside the spine of E, ribs of F, pelvis of G, and all through the entire find. Odd how the parts fit together, though, and travel in bilateral pairs, and don’t switch up right and left.

“You guys are true believers in your cause.”
Yeah, keep calling paleontology and evolution a religion to indicate mockery. Then get upset when Christainity is mocked….

Lori Alexander #sexist #fundie

“Several people below the video commented that someone should have put a blanket around her for her dignity.”
Feel free.
She’s having a psychotic break, or a bad trip. The cops are concerned with keeping her from harming herself and others, first, her dignity will be a little lower on the list.

“Yes, this poor woman needs to be clothed, not just with a blanket but with the righteous clothes that only Jesus can give to her”
Man, i thought the others were out of touch…

Ann Coulter, Mike Crispi, Alec Lace and Jay Weber #ableist #sexist

“After removing the post, Weber apologized and claimed he didn't know Gus had a learning disability”
Ah, but if he wasn’t disabled, you’d feel comfortable, as a man, referring to a teenager as a blubbering bitch boy.
DIAF, moron.

Babylon Bee #forced-birth #wingnut

Aren’t vasectomies actually the OPPOSITE of child sacrifice? Nothing about a single, ensouled, fertilized cell being denied implantation, there’s no fertilization. So no kids to sacrifice at the altar of ‘women are people, too.’
You guys should retire the one joke you’re trying to flog, and maybe invent some new material.

Ken Ham #conspiracy #fundie

Got about 3 lines into this, realized it’s nothing to add but ‘Nuh-UH!’ and frame it as a conspiracy rather than people doing their actual jubs.
STFU, Kenny.

dobby , OwnLyingEyes & glimmer #interphobia #transphobia

“JKR faces legal repercussions for attacking a cis woman[sic] but not trans people? Double standards much??”
She slandered a woman and the woman is suing her. What’s the double standard?

“Isn’t Khalif a biological male? They may not be a trans-identifying male, but but biologically they are male.”
No, she is a woman. SHe was a woman her whole career, until she beat a Russian competitor, and then the Russian organization started to spread rumors about her. NOt facts.

“That seems relevant in the matter of fairness in women’s sports no matter how much people want to ignore this athlete’s biology.”
You’re buying into lies about her, as Rowling did.

"Yes, he's a biological male,”
You have absolutely no reason to state that as a fact.

"He may be "cis" but there is no doubt every cell in his body is XY male.”
Have you seen her DNA profile? A real one?

"And I think there's LITTLE doubt he identifies as a male as well in private.”
Oh, you harpies are certain, that’s for sure.
Just convinced of slander, not truth.

Buddy R #fundie

“Answer :Reason is not the enemy of faith unless your "reasoning" conflicts with the Word of God. God is always right.”
SO, Reasoning IS the enemy of faith. You can’t always guide the destination reasoning takes you, not honestly. If you try, you’re just pretending.

“Frankly in order for a person to be an athiest he has to set reasoning aside and accept it in faith.”
No, that would be Hell. Hell makes absolutely no sense to me. Punishment is used to prevent further misbehaving, but someone in Hell will never get a chance to misbehave ever again. It’s just torture.

“Athiests reject the laws of thermodynamics.”
Not at all. We DO know that if the laws prevented evolution, they’d also prevent gestation.

“The laws of thermodynamics make it clear that someting can't just pop into existance from absolute nothing with absolutely no cause yet atheists claim that this is the way the universe came into being.”
No, we do not. That’s cosmologists AND it’s not what cosmologists claim, either.

"Athiests also claim inanimate matter just began to live even though this has never been observed in a laboratory”
‘observed in a laboratory’ is not a critical part of science, dunce. Repeatable observations means something different.
You’re actually avoiding reason, here.

phillymade88 #fundie

“Why are atheists,non believers,whoever such hypocrites?”
I don’t think i am, but what have you observed?

“Ive found ALOT of atheists and agnostict people on here to be the biggest,most ignornant hypocrites”
Okay.. How?

“I just read a question "What do christians think about the end of the world?" and someone posted "thats the thing, christians dont think".”
I can see that. When i went to see The Last Temptation Of Christ, none of the Christains protesting had seen the movie. SOmeone TOLD them it was bad.

"That is the biggest hypocritical statement I've ever read”
Do you know what ‘hypocrisy’ is?

“First off, religion involves very little thinking and a whole lot of faith.”
That’s not exactly rebutting the statement.

“In my opinion, atheists and non-believers are scared,scared of whats to come.”
That’s a common fantasy. But we don’t BELIEVE in what you think is coming. And has been imminent for 2000 years.

"So they play it off with sarcastic answers and try to cover up their inner feelings.”
Still not seeing any hypocrisy in saying Christains don’t think. You even confirmed it.

“There is no one on this earth that fears nothing and majority of normal people fear the unknown.”
What does that have to do with us not fearing that which is, in our eyes, superstitious nonsense?

"So I would just like an answer to why do atheists play this little game of "I can't believe what I dont see"....because thats a hypocrite statement too.”
Again, do you KNOW that a hypocrite actually IS? HOW is ‘seeing is believing’ hypocritical?

"So you mean to tell me, anything you cant see you dont believe?”
You’re rewording what you SAY they say for a strawman attack. You can fuck off, there.

"So how do you beileve that every soda you ever drank was perfectely fine for your health..”
Why do you think i think that?

“you weren't there to see it tested before it was bottled?”
As i said, your strawman is pretty obvious.

JamesSager3 #fundie

“I wouldn't play a game called stump the Christian.”
I’ve played that underway. Ask a group of the Faithful things like how long Noah was aboard the ark, everyone who says ‘40 days/nights’ gets removed.
And let me tell you, they drop like flies.

“I'd play a game called Increase the Faith in Jesus”
And how would that work?

" Then instead of 'defending' the faith, you can use the word of God as a sword, 'attacking'”
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah, attacking the people in the game is going to draw people to Jesus. But, again, how would you do this?
What can you offer that hasn’t already been offered for a reason to accept Jesus as real?

Alan Burns #fundie

“… you ignore the miracles and quote what you believe to be examples of unanswered prayer.”
And then you get raked over the coals in peer review, by people that WANT your conclusions to be valid, but they have to stand up to scrutiny. If you don’t, they have no reason to accept your findings if the theists will just prove they aren’t valid.

adrian w #fundie

“scientist actually calculated from facts that there is a 69.7564^256th power percent possibility that God exists.”
Exactly how does naturalistic science determine the possibility of the supernatural?
You’re pulling shit out of your ass, or repeating gossip.

"these were atheist scientists too.”
Doesn’t matter, it’s just not fucking possible to do this.

"they were trying to prove that God does not exist.”
SCIENCE is neutral on the existence of the supernatral.
So no, they were not.

“so if they come up with the opposite result for trying to disprove God, those that try to prove it will get better results.”
No. This never happened. The way to disprove God would be to challenge the believers to produce evidence FOR god. Then start a timer.

“the whole thing about faith is this, "Seeing is not believing, believing is seeing."”
No, seeing is an observation, so you have evidence.

“this means that we would not believe just because we can see, we believe because we cannot see.”
Then faith is not distinguishable from fantasy.

"you cannot see light”
Yes, you can.
“wind”
But we can hear it, feel it, measure it, power boats with it. It’s not a FAITH in wind.

“gravity,”
Part of my job is measuring it to five decimal places.

“or a magnetic field. yet you can see the effects of them”
We can measure magnetic waves directly.
We have direct observable and repeatable measurements of all these examples of things that are not ‘faith’ knowledge.

"this is the same with God”
God shows up on thermal imagery? On a wind vane?

"you do not need to see God to know that he is there, you merely need to see the effects of his presence.”
But how do you determine that it’s GOD’S presence, not Allah’s, or Odin’s, or Ishtar’s? Or a bit of underdone potato? Gravy vice graveyard?
Or just a really strong BELIEF in god, totally isolated from any god existing?

igiddyup #fundie

“ made distraught by the implication that the word wife could be stolen from me so easily.”
So, contact Mattel, and order the ‘Wedding Day Barbie.’ Then show us on the doll how “This Is My Gay Wife Barbie” stole the term ‘wife’ from her.

eugene c. chavez #fundie

“The sick man has no need for suicide; God will give him death when God sees fit.”
That’s fine for you. When your body turns against you, you can wait for God to get around to allowing your death.
The rest of us want to make our own decisions, thanks.

"Suicide is a grave sin as well as euthanasia.”
Weird that we can shoot through a fucking door if we fear for our life and kill a neighbor, but we can’t shoot ourselves if we Fear Our Life.

"We have to reject these sins.”
That’s between me and my creator, not you.

“They will lead us to eternal pain in hell if we accept them as our free will”.
I’m already going to Hell for so many reasons, it’s no longer something i could avoid by your rule system. So, let me make up my own mind.

Joseph Gordon Ph.D #fundie

“Why do so many people question God?”
I question all of them. You seem to think i’m attacking you personally.

“Is it not obvious God is all around us?”
No, it isn’t.

“I mean he created this universe”
where’s his Thumbprint?
Signature?

“and us in his image”
God’s food-hole is right next to his air-hole? Seems messed up.

“Is that not enough evidence for you”
You just making assertions is not evidence, no.

“What about sending his beloved son to die on the cross so sinners like us would have a shot at getting into heaven? Is that not evidence either?”
No, it’s not. It’s a story we’re told. By people who wrote it down at least 60 years after it happened, if it happened.
Gonna need more than that for evidence.

“For me I have my faith in God and can't wait to see what heaven is like. I can't wait to live in my mansion and walk the lovely streets of gold.”
Why would are celestial existence post-mortem display signs of material wealth?

4411WH07RY #transphobia #pratt

“Here's my favorite argument against transitioning:
It's the only version of dysmorphia that we treat by submitting to the the dysmorphia.”
And what makes that wrong? I mean, besidse your ‘penis uber alles’ approach.

They’ve been researching this for over a hundred years. Altering the mind to match the body hasn’t been terribly successful at relieving discomfort. Altering the body to match the mind seems to work a lot better.
A LOT Of things contribute to one’s identity. The doctors pick a different one than you for some treatments.

“Transgender: hack your dick off and eat these hormones”
And why not? If someone is actually a woman, she doesn’t usually WANT the dick

worldview #fundie

I love the analogy.
You find a watch, and see that the watch is NOTHING LIKE ANYTHING NATURAL in the universe. So it’s an artifact.
Then you look at the universe. And determine that the universe is an artifact because IT’S JUST LIKE THE WATCH.

Nydas. #fundie

“Proof of God... I am here to prove that God dose exsist”
FINALLY! Whatchagot?

“No i dont have physical evidence...”
Shocking.

“my churches”
’Church’s.’
“youth group went on a retreat this weakend...”
Weekend. God, it’s going to be one of those.

“we started some heavey”
Argh
“prayer along with some very spiritual songs... There were some 40 + people on this reatreat... Everyone had there own unique experiance.”
Ugh.

“I myself Rested... There were alot”
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
“of cryers”
Oh, please.

“and a couple of laughers... Everyone that went up there unsure came back 100% positive that there is a God.”
Um…that’s what they believed when they went UP there, right?
So a group of like-minded people reinforced each other’s communal beliefs? This is proof, where you come from?
All you’ve shown is that people believe.
We’ve always known people believe.
There were times when I believed.
I just don’t think so any more.

crawer #fundie

" you most always ensure you are getting the best of every situation and putting others at a disadvantage and taking their shit (cucking them) in order to advance in life.”
And all becomes clear.
We’re a cooperative species. We rose to dominate through gruop effort, cooperation, teamwork.
If you view every transaction as predatory, it’s no wonder no one wants to fuck you.

russell182 #fundie

“This may sound stupid but it's food for thought none the less.”
Racist jokes are food for thought. Tasteless and devoid of calories, but you can think on them.

“If Satan is behind all temptation”
Pretty sure God’s the one who designed boobs.

“and works the ground of the earth then wouldn't temptation be non existent in space, since Satan is not in space but on earth?”
What says Satan can’t hitch a ride on a spaceship? Every human environment in orbit is created on Earth, of Earth materials. As harrison Ford’s character said about romance, “It’s an Island. If you didn’t bring it with you, it’s not here.”

“So basically what I'm saying is did the people who went into space (Armstrong, Space station etc) ever feel tempted by anything ungodly?”
Like…what? How many commandments COULD they break in space?

“If they didn't well then that proves temptation is from satan but if they did then I think that can be explained by inner demons... of which we all have.”
I don’t think you really grasp what ‘proof’ means.
How would you measure temptation?
How would you IDENTIFY temptation in a space capsule?

“Any thoughts?”
Your thought experiment is a little self-congratulatory. And ineffective.

dad4jesus #fundie

“What, exactly, are Wiccans”
People who don’t believe what you believe.

“and how do people get mixed up in this stuff?”
How do people get mixed up in GOP politics? It appealed when they learned about it.

“How can we witness to people who are mixed up in the occult?”
Dude, YOU are mixed up in the occult, defined as: supernatural, mystical, or magical beliefs, practices, or phenomena.
You eat a dead guy’s body every Sunday and think it gives you magical protections. That’s a magical practice.
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luvgrandkids #fundie

“I don't understand atheists,”
My shocked face is showing, i swear it.

“I mean if they don't believe so what?”
So maybe we shouldn’t have to live by rules that only make sense to people who DO believe. Sunday closings, sunday alcohol sales, abortion bans, banning sex ed, banning contraception, banning IVF…

“Why do they have to make such an issue of it?”
Read Trump’s Project 2025 but make the rules reflect Islam.

“Why do they care so much about whether anyone else believes?”
We don’t.
We care that you legislate your beliefs.

“Why can't they just blow it off?”
Imagine if we tried to legislate, say, sharia law? Would you blow that off?

cartoonrat #fundie

“I think [atheist extremism] is a form of self-worship.”
What would atheist extremism even be?
I double-dog-dare you to believe in the IPU!

"They have delusions of godhood,”
Wouldn’t that be all the terribly opinionated people telling me how GOD judges me, even though he told them not to?

"they are self-righteous”
Really butthurt that we’re not even slightly afraid of your god, huh?

“and they get angry if you refuse to kiss they're butt.”
I don’t want your illiterate ass anywhere NEAR mine, thank you very much.

"So when you tell them that you believe in a power greater than them, they become jealous (Satan).”
No, sweetie. Just by identifying as an atheist tells people I’m aware that people like you believe in magical invisible beings. I’m not jealous. I just want you to stop legislating that superstition.

“Some "Christians" act this way as well, but I think those are just athiests pretending to be christian.”
Well, THAT’S handy as fuck, isn’t it? Anyone that would make your side look bad isn’t even ON your side.
There are atheists pretending to be Christains, but they try to fit in, not cause drama.

“If these athiests had their way, they would have "God" removed from "The Pledge of Allegiance".”
Anyone pretending to honor the constitution ought to.

“They'd have all copies of the Holy Bible burned.”
We’re not the ones burning books.

“If an athiest ever acquired godlike power, he'd stop pretending to be a "good" person and take full advantage of his new abilities.”
Well, yeah. There’s a lot broken with the world. Who would refrain from fixing it, given the opportunity?

"I don't believe in comic books.”
You don’t read Chick Tracts? I am suspicious…

“I believe everyone is flawed. VERY FLAWED. Everyone is capable of evil. I had no faith in people until I became christian. Before that, I was all these things above and I just thought life on planet earth was pointless for everyone.”
Oh! So you lived all those stereotypes when you were atheist that one time. Sure, sure, we believes you.

“Without God, our existence means nothing.”
How depressing that must be for you. And ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSE out there, and you have no reason to be in it unless you’re sponsored by the SUpreme Power Of ALL Reality. That’s, like, nihilism with extra steps.

“Just some random joke. So even if it wasn't real, we need it.”
But actual atheists get by without any of the thousands of gods mankind has dreamed up. What’s wrong with you?

Laura V #fundie

“Racism is also applied to religion,”
In the Old Testament, they were rather free with mixing race, religion, and nation for the Jews.
But CHrist supposedly welcomes all mankind, so it’s not a particular race.

Swing and a miss.

“and if you make anti-Christian remarks, anti-Muslim remarks, etc, you are being racist.”
Trump and his posse make a lot of anti-muslim remarks for racist reasons, but the remarks themselves are not racist.
Two propositions and they’re both wrong. Off you go.

CakeDecorator #fundie

It’s kind of sad that so many thought experiments among the rapture-ready are centered around those that are still on Earth.
Our reactions, our interpretations, our wailing and gnashing of teeth.

If i were looking forward to such an event, I would be wondering about why the streets are gold if i don’t need wealth any more?
OR will god look one way to all of us, or different to each person’s expectations? Will my dad get Elvis and I get George Burns?

But this reminds me too much of suicides, who imagine the weeping when ’i’m not here to kick around any more.’

MensaRefugee #fundie

“I had a mild epiphany a few days ago.

You know women have the Vote.”
Yes…

“And if you're at all honest, you know they shouldn't.”
By ‘honest’ you mean ‘boneheaded bigot like me,’ i take it.

“But WHY do they have the Vote?”
They fought for it.

“Though Im not about to look into the historical record,”
This is my shocked face, i swear.

“I'm pretty sure of the reason.

Because MEN have the Vote.”
Huh?

“Thing is when men, all men, get the vote, women getting the vote cannot be far off.”
THe march of civilization is ever to the left.

“Why? Because lots of men (manginas) get their kicks from being chivalrous to women.”
Yes, yes, they passed an amendment because they had boners. Sure-sure.

"The psychic benefits of being 'the fairer sex's' benefactor must be huge, compared to the slow feminist decline that will take decades to unfold.”
Have you ever actually talked to a human being?

“So, while removing women vote is a good idea”
Feel free to explain this statement.
Even if i did get a boner voting for the ERA, why would it be a good thing to take that boner away from me?

“It is, unfortunately, like pushing a ball halfway up a hill.”
No, it’s more like birthing a baby. YOU cannot do it without women. They’d have to vote away their vote, now.

“To achieve a measure of long term sanity - the vote needs to be made elitist as well.”
So, back to educated, white, male landowners.

How?

Joe Btfsplk #conspiracy

“If you think the US federal income tax is taking a bite out of you paycheck wait until you see how much the global tax on salaries is.”
Waiting…waiting…waiting…

“ And if you happen to use the word "queer" and a homosexual reports you to the global authorities for a hate crime, see what happens.”
Does it have to be a homosexual that reports you? What if i just can’t color match my wardrobe and depend heavily on gay assistance ingetting dressed each morning, can _I_ report you?

“No right to freedom of speech,”
Which has never meant what you think it does.

“no right to the assistance of counsel, no right to a trial by jury, no right to cross examine your accuser.”
You know, this really sounds like how Trump wants to organize the country. He just identifies an enemy and they get disappeared.

"Those are all part of the Bill of Rights which the global authorities don't have to recognize. Of course, they will have long since confiscated all of the weapons (no Second Amendment) so resistance or trying to organize a revolution against the tyranny of being ruled by foriegners will be futile.”
Ironic, considering how much Russian money gets funneled into the NRA.

"We the People of the United States will be overruled by the rest of the world and, thank God, by then I'll be in my grave!”
How’s your health?
We’re wondering about the timetable for this. Are you coughing a lot?

TasticBran #fundie

“I believe that having openly gay people in the military is not good.”
You’d rather they were back in the closet, subject to blackmail?

“I think that having openly gay people in the military is detrimental because it brings a sexual tension and an interpersonal tension into the combat unit scenario that is an unnecessary distraction.”
Have you BEEN in the military?
When the water’s up halfway out of the bilge, the last thing i care about is who the guy bringing the submersible pump wants to take to the prom.
And the one time i felt that, if a fire broke out, the first thing i’d do was knock a certain sailor unconscious as a risk to all life on board, she was a bible-stroking, cishet woman. Just not useful in a crisis.

"It very easily causes tension between members of the unit because it is a very unnatural lifestyle.”
More unnatural than flying halfway around the world to kill people? Seriously?
Or my old hangout, 400 feet down, making our own air, water, and shadow puppets?

"Plus it is hard to get past all the stereo types that accompany the lifestyle”
WHich is why they have TONS of training to counter those ideas, dumbass.
And you get to know people who are NOT effeminate, or child molesters.
The tension comes from ignorance. We can solve ignorance.

doma #fundie

“Adam had been given authority over all creation. How could God give Adam authority over other beings from another planet”
First of all, the cosmology of BibleEarth is a mud pie under an umbrella. There’s no planet. Just the sky, which is solid, and the sun, stars, moon all roll around inside it. Earth is spread over the Water Below like a smear of peanut butter.

ALL of the rest of space is no more than 400 miles up. So, the applicability of the entire bible to the question of life on other planets is a total of ‘Huh? What? What are you talking about?’

Second, even in the Bible it doesn’t say what you say it says:

Gen 1:28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
It’s all limited to Earth. on it, over it, swimming beside it. Nothing precludes Alf being on Melmac

Sir Lucario #fundie #homophobia

“Well "logically", according to the rabid religion-haters' little theory of evolution, gays would have been weeded out by natural selection.”
How?
It’s not lethal.
It may be that the gay-producing genes also provide some other benefit. Since gay behavior appears in so very many species, it would appear that either it developed a LONG, long time ago, and has been retained, or it has developed multiple times and been beneficial each time.

"If they are born the way they are, and they can't "get it up" in the presence of a woman, then they cannot procreate.”
1st off, THEY don’t have to. My wife and i have three kids. One is gay. One has a daughter. Our genes have been selected FOR, not against, including the potential for our offspring’s offspring to have gay offspring.
2nd, the 70’s called. All those married men with children that came out of the closet when i was in high school need to tell you they CAN get it up, if necessary, and produce offspring.

Emotion.Is.Dead #fundie

“WOULD YOU READ WHAT I SAID ABOUT GOOD SLAVERY?! THERES NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THAT AND SERVANTHOOD!”
If i hire a servant and he has kids, i haven’t automatically hired the kids as servants.
Biblegod’s slavery, i own the slave’s kids, too.
You can fuck off with this argument.

TRIBULATOR #fundie

“Its all a matter of risk factor.”
Not really. I mean, EVERY public venue could suffer an active shooter. Every day at school. Every concert. Of course, we KNOW guns are real and readily available. We assess the risks as we go. A shooter is a credible threat.

But Hell? A loving, just god will send some of his children to eternal pointless suffering? That’s incoherent.
I cannot honestly embrace that world view. It makes NO sense.
I will face any deities in the afterlife honestly. I saw no reason to believe in you. Have you SEEN the arguments they’re flogging down there?

Josh Taylor #fundie

“Why don't you all trash your computers, go out and enjoy real life, nature, the bible, and Jesus?”
Wait. Real life AND the Bible?
Nature AND Jesus?
Pick one.
Bible says the Earth is flat, nature says no.
Jesus wanted figs out of season and cursed the fig tree for following its nature.

“All computers are spyware. Mac, Linux, and Windows are spying on you and they're Satan's own software.”
How did Satan follow us before the Internet?

"The Bible is your spiritual OS”
Just a bit rapey for my tastes, though.

Last_Free_Voice #fundie

“Eh, this has been argued to death”
Meh. Not really. If two scientists are familiar with the evidence and still disagree, it’s an argument.
If someone really ignorant of the actual evidence, the theory, the way science works, what ‘theory’ means, what ‘evidence’ is, and, rather importantly, what the difference is between evolution and abiogenesis… If someone like that doesn’t accept the science, it’s just a howler monkey in a library. Not an argument, just insisting on projecting and protecting ignorance.

Geoffrey Grider #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

@kuyohashi #204345
Well, those were Roman property. They gave the body to the mourners, probably inspected the tools for soundness, then either put them back in inventory or dumped them as scrap.
No one would have been standing there, asking, Can i have those so my 130-great grandson can invent the souvenir industry and sell them to the rubes?

Mike S. Adams #fundie

“I also understand why atheist professors would be unwilling to debate their reasons for rejecting religions like Christianity.”
How many professors have you actually met that refuse to talk about a decision THEY made? I mean, really? I usually can’t get them to shut up.

“Back in my days as an atheist, speaking truthfully on a panel would have required a public admission that I rejected Christianity largely because it would not have allowed me to continue getting drunk and high every night while splitting time between four girlfriends.”
"i don’t know of ANY atheist who lists ‘to commit sins’ as their reason for atheism. I know a lot of thumpers who accuse me of that. And of course, all the thumpers who insist that they USED to be that sort of atheist, but i don’t know of any that feel that way WHILE they’re atheists.
Seems more like you’re just flogging the stereotype strawman.
And, really, if that IS how you really felt, why would you hesitate to declare it to others?

David J. Stewart #fundie

Are there meds you’re supposed to be taking, Davey?

Nahr #racist

So, you had MANY discussions expressing your racism and you were STILL invited to the wedding?
That seems unlikely.
A few of my relatives expressed some high-level, low-detail ‘concerns’ about my marriage, enough that my dad made sure to sit close in case there were any efforts to ‘speak now,’ but everything went swimmingly.
I can’t really believe you had the actual guts to attend, AND stand up, AND speak your for lack of a better word mind.

SuaveCapone #fundie

“evolution is bullshit.”
Betcha you don’t know enough about evolution to have such an opinion!

“how did we come from apes”
And there you go. We ARE apes, dipshit. You’re already in over your head.

“and yet they are 6-10 times stronger than us??”
Us are stronger than us, that’s what you just said. We are apes.
What you MEAN to say is that we came from chimps or gorillas, that are strong. But that’s not the theory, either.
But even if you were anywhere CLOSE, evolution means change, right?
You’re trying to compare us to species that are DIFFERENT from us. So, even if the theory was that we came from gorillas, there were a lot of CHANGES. So, we’re different. That’s what was supposed to happen.

“i never heard of things upgrading by getting weaker”
You know what power steering is?
Used to be, before power steering, there was just steering. And to drive a truck took huge fucking hams of muscles on the arms. Inventing power steering meant a lot more people could control a car, even at higher speeds. You don’t have to be able to bench press a horse to drive, not anymore.
Steering got easier, and that’s the improvement.

Babylon Bee #forced-birth #wingnut

Meanwhile, the right might as well have dumped 64,565 women into the Chicago River, as rape victims forced to carry their trauma to full term are left to fend for themselves.
THAT’s conservative humor… State your beliefs and laugh.
Aha. And heh. Even hee-hee. So funny.

Aysia #fundie

I remember that creationists were just as upset about Pilty as they were about any other fossil. They never looked closely enough to detect the fraud.
I remember that as the science accumulated, Pilty fit less and less with the growing picture, and started to be ignored so the science could continue. He was seen as a sport, a mutant i fyou will, nothing establishing a full line.
Long after he was functionally discarded, someone actually looked at it as a possible fraud. Scientists, by the way, not creationists. People working WITHIN evolutionary theory actually discovered the falsehoodity.
Which: 1) made the rest of evolutionary theory more sound
2) improved the chances of finding the next hoax, like Archeoraptor
3) WAs a blow to the reputation of many, but to the credit of science over all.
4) Not a valid reason to be leery of the entire science.

Wayne J #fundie

“Why do Atheist think their Evolutionism arguements are wiser than Christian?”
Well, one, I know how to spell argument. And it should be atheist(s) and Christian(s).
Gosh, why would someone think that the products of repeatable observations and groups of experts reaching a consensus to be superior to anonymous tales of hand waving and magic that no one can verify? Huh. Think, think, think, thinkety-think…

"Biochemical cells cannot multiply or evolve over time,”
Except we’ve seen them do this in the lab.

“the nature of the nuclease is not to create hard matter but to sustain the health of such cells, this is something Evolutionalists have over looked, time after time after time after time.”
But, yeah, it’s happened under microscopes. Next baseless assertion?

"”Evolution is physically, chemically, biologically IMPOSSIBLE.”
And yet it happens. Huh.

“Yet Evolutionalists think their arguments for Macro Evolution are valid;”
Well, your DISproof sure as fuck isn’t.

“ONE word: Carbon Dialysis.”
That’s two words you illiterate fuckknuckle.

Mick Williams #fundie

“Speaking of apostasy, I'm not sure if a cult or an atheist tore up some posted leaflets at a jogging trail recently.”
Do you have anything like permission from the park to litter the place with your superstition?

“He was dumb enough to leave the pieces there,”
Probably so you wouldn’t think anyone had actually taken one to read.

"so I taped them back together.”
Because you cannot take a hint.

“Tomorrow I'll tack them back on the same trees.”
Most times i go to a nature trail, i want to see nature, not someone littering their ideology without even risking eye contact.
And you feel proctive for doing this, don’ tyou?

“He'll no doubt do it again, but it'll be twice he's rejected the word. Talk about heaping coals of fire on his head. . .”
Ah. You’re not thinking of his salvation, just his punishment. Making SURE he’s gonna get caught and paddled. Pat yourself on the back, you nailed another unbeliever for JUSTICE.
Hope no animal chokes on the thumbtacks you lose up there.

JohnR7 #fundie

“Biology is not my job,”
But it is the topic in the discussion you wax on and on about.

“so it is not up to me to come up with a better [classification] system.”
Actually, the system works TO A DEGREE. If you can do better, let’s see it.
If you can’t, then shut the fuck up.

“Let's look at an example: Animal, vegetable or Mineral. Is the Pearl produced by a claim a animal or a mineral?”
The clam is an animal, when the pearl is removed, it’s mineral. That’s not a hole in taxonomy.
By your logic, if a rabbit digs a burrow, then the burrow is ‘animal’ as it’s the product of an animal.

Here’s a better one: A tree’s root burrows through dirt and rock. A bear rips the tree out of the ground. Is the remaining hole mineral, as it’s dug through rock, or is it plant, as the plant did the digging, or is it animal, as an animal rippted it out and made it a hole?

Alan Burns #fundie

“The world's numerous religions are evidence for the spiritual source of our conscious human awareness.”
And people pleading with their cars to please, please, please start on a winter morning show that religion develops from our pscyhe’s needto assign agency. It’s also why we supply the dog’s side of a discussion. And attempt to negotiate with random chance.

mars #fundie

“its to bad you guys need science in order to think,”
‘It’s’
‘too’
Um, we don’t use ‘science’ to think. That’s like using ‘recipe’ to eat.
We use brains. Science is what we use our brains TO DO.
And you obviously do not.

“you can't seem to think without some sort of evidence,”
Again, you misuse the term.
Evidence is what we think ABOUT. To use science on, or for, or with.

“sounds like gullible minds to me.”
You should look up words when you read them the first time.
GULLIBLE is when you open emails to find out if they’re phishing. Thinking is when you avoid phishing attempts by looking for evidence.

Rockabilly #fundie

supersport #fundie

“What happened to the happy-go-lucky, peace-loving athiest?”
Sorry, today’s commute was a bitch.

“The reality is atheists are dreadfully miserable,”
Actually, I’m usually pretty chippre. Not today, though. But a few videos of Trump having a tantrum should put me right…

“foul-mouthed”
I’m not afraid of words, no. I sometimes use words that make you clutch your pearls as intensity modifiers.
And you put WAY too much weight on the f-bomb.

"individuals....Truly the pond scum of society.”
Funny, the pond scum is alive, and basking in the sun. You stick-in-the-muds are the somber, dead stuff under the surface.

David J. Stewart #fundie

“It hurts to be ignored”
Could be worse, she could tell you all the reasons she wants nothing else to do with you, eh, pillowfucker?

“When you call somebody and they don't call you back, you want to break their pencil..”
Um, what? No. No, i don’t imagine violence…

“Seriously, you wish you could get them fired or put them in jail.”
PLEASE stop talking as if we have anything in common, Davey.

“I hate jerks. But I always find comfort in Scriptures such as Ecclesiastes 12:14 which says God will bring EVERY WORK into judgment.”
I just imagine Dave at God’s elbow. God is judging the soul on a list of 25 sins, Dave jogs his elbow for another 255.

“Certainly it's not my place to say what God will or won't do, but I DO KNOW that God does care, and he has set the Golden Rule as the benchmark for judgment Day.."
And you’re sure YOU are in the clear.
What if god’s a woman, though? You’re screwed….

"Anything that you do to someone else will be judged by your own principles.”
I imagine the lookon Davy’s face will be priceless….

“I have a tender-heart and get my feelings hurt easily.”
And judge. You go straitht to imagining the torments of those that god punishes for trespassing against you, huh?

“I am a kind person.”
No, you’re really not.

happyasusual4 #fundie

“Do you believe in evolution?”
I accept teh science.

“look at the cell. there is so much detail in it. seriously how could that have gotten there by chance?”
Feel free to actually PROVE that is an argument, not just you being scared of complexity.

“so if you believe the big bang theory, where did the matter that exploded come from?”
Personally, i think it came from a mail drop in New Jersey.

“it was just "there"?”
That’s where you say your god came from, right? What’s the issue?

“i want you evolutionists to try something. throw a pen at a stack of paper. does it write a thousand page essay with high detail "by chance"?”
Yes.

“just tell me if it does...”
It did. You’ll have to trust me on this, though, it probably won’t happen again.
Feel free to provide actuall PROOF that it did NOT happen that way. I’ll wait.

Anonymous #fundie

“Men lost their "right" to bodily autonomy when they where drafted into the military to defend not only our lives, but our freedom as well.”
Ever heard of Muhammed Ali?
He took consequences, but he did have a choice in that matter.

“We would probably not be where we are today if it wasn't for them.”
I’m sure my Dad would have said, you’re welcome, Now shut up.

But we don’t draft NOW, so it’s a poor argument and even when i was enlisted, they could not make me donate blood or organs if i didn’t want to.