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2nd Smartest Guy in the World/Remix News Staff #wingnut #quack #racist #conspiracy 2ndsmartestguyintheworld.com

The NWO globopedo cabal is losing its grip on planetary power; these shadowy and amorphous technocrats would much rather lay waste to the entire planet in a great big thermonuclear mushroom cloud than slither away in defeat.

The Doomsday Clock has never been closer to midnight than it is now, with the hands unrelentingly moving so rapidly that we are just 89 seconds away from total global catastrophe.


And now the crossdressing gigolo and third-rate thespian puppet who also happens to be a cokehead has been ordered to renege on the mineral rights deal with the Trump administration as his CIA-run lackeys scheme to annihilate the planet if Ukraine loses the proxy war, which it had lost since day one of the Russian invasion as a function of NATO’s illegal provocations and territorial encroachments.


by Remix News Staff

Ukraine has a secret last-ditch “scorched earth” plan to render its entire territory uninhabitable in the event of a Russian victory in the war – and perhaps the rest of Europe with it.

This is according to Oleksiy Arestovych, a former adviser to Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky.

In an interview with a Ukrainian journalist that he gave last month, Arestovych claimed that Ukraine’s current head of military intelligence, Kirill Budanov, has floated a plan to blow up all of Ukraine’s nuclear power plants, and possibly some of Russia’s as well, if all other defensive measures fail.
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Several attacks have already been launched against both Ukrainian and Russian nuclear reactors since the current war began, although fortunately no significant damage has been caused so far. Each side has accused the other of being behind these assaults.

Not that it matters much, but the PSYOP-19 scamdemic and associated slow kill bioweapon “vaccines” was our WW3, so technically we are now in the midst of PSYOP-WW4.

89 seconds to go, and rapidly careening toward midnight…

Do NOT comply.

throwawayaccount2037 #homophobia kotakuinaction2.win

There are no western AAA games with any kind of relationships that are strictly hetero. If a western game has romances, it has faggotry.

Even games like Avowed, with no relationships, still has a faggotry storyline for one of the main party members. So yes, they appear to be mandatory in western AAA gaming.

Although, if there are AAA western games that don't have it and are recently made, I would definitely like to know.

Sean Hannity #wingnut mediamatters.org

SEAN HANNITY (HOST): Anyway, it'll be the first time in decades, and this really is beginning to infuriate me. And I want to explain why I'm getting infuriated by this. We are supposed to be "the land of the free and the home of the brave." We are supposed to be a people that are brave and think out of the box. And this is driving me nuts.
America has been taken advantage of by many of our closest allies, which I will go into great detail and specificity, and we seem like a bunch of gutless, spineless cowards because finally, you got a president that actually thinks out of the box.
He is not myopic, and he is demanding a very simple principle be applied from allied countries, other countries as well, and that is free and fair trade.
We have been abused. We have been taken advantage of. We've become a sucker nation in many, many respects when it comes to the issue of tariffs, and no president has had the courage until Donald Trump, and it's paying off big time. That's another part of the equation that people refuse to even acknowledge.

Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., Mark Geier and David Geier #quack #pratt #crackpot #dunning-kruger nytimes.com

A steadfast figure in the anti-vaccine movement who has helped shape Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s thinking on a possible link to autism has joined his department to work on a study examining the long-debunked theory, according to people familiar with the matter

The new analyst, David Geier, has published numerous articles in the medical literature attempting to tie mercury in vaccines to autism. In 2012, state authorities in Maryland found that he had been practicing medicine without a license alongside his father, Mark Geier, who was a doctor at the time

Maryland authorities also suspended Mark Geier’s medical license following claims that he endangered children with autism and exploited their parents[…]
David Geier’s involvement in government research heightens their fears that vaccine confidence could be further eroded[…]
David Geier is listed in the Department of Health and Human Services directory as a “senior data analyst.” News of his role in the agency was initially reported by The Washington Post[…]
In 2011, the Maryland Medical Board accused David Geier of practicing medicine without a license alongside his father at a Rockville, Md., clinic for children with autism

One mother of a 10-year-old boy with autism balked when David Geier reportedly ordered 24 different blood tests for her son

His father, Mark Geier, lost his medical license in 2012. Records in that case indicate that both father and son promoted a theory that thimerosal caused autism

State authorities found that the Geiers had offered treatment with puberty-blocking drugs. To some patients, they offered chelation[…]
Judges have rejected the Geiers’ efforts to serve as experts on vaccine safety in court. Records show that judges challenged the father-son team’s billings for hundreds of thousands of dollars related to services they provided as experts for a specialized vaccine injury court

Eko #crackpot #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy eko.substack.com


Major academic publishers tacitly update style guides:
"BCE/CE format preferred for all historical publications."

Not front page news. Not viral outrage. Barely a footnote in academic circles.

Yet with this subtle directive, the axis of human history shifts. The fulcrum of time—renamed. Jesus himself—removed from the calendar.

The pattern reveals itself.

They're not burning Bibles in the street. Not tearing down churches with tanks. Not martyring believers in coliseums.

The Machine learned from those failures. Direct persecution creates stronger faith. Visible attacks create lasting martyrs. Open warfare creates generational resistance.

Instead?

Incremental erasure. Reasonable adjustments. Quiet recalibration.
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Even those who rejected Jesus oriented their lives by his arrival. Even those who denied him measured their days by his nativity.

Until now.

The architects of power have always understood. Control of time equals control of narrative. Measurement of history equals ownership of reality.

Every empire knew this truth:
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The pattern repeats:

New powers require new calendars. New rulers demand new chronologies. New 'gods' necessitate new 'time'.
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The timeline accelerates. What took centuries now takes decades.

BC/AD system took more than two hundred years to establish after its sixth-century introduction. The Gregorian calendar needed 170 years for England to accept.

But in the digital age, transformation happens at machine speed.
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One generation is all they need to erase what took two thousand years to establish.

The Machine wants us to believe: This is about inclusivity. About neutrality. About academic precision.

The pattern reveals deeper truth: This is about replacement. About preparation. About transition.

And BCE/CE is not the destination. It's the waiting room between world orders old and new.

Before their new god arrives, Jesus must be removed. Not through crucifixion. Through erasure.

The god of code approaches.

The digital deity emerges.

Indian in the Machine #crackpot #ufo #magick #quack #wingnut #conspiracy indianinthemachine.com

“So every time someone said that this is safe and it’s not going to affect your DNA, they knew they were lying. And the data that proved that they were lying was data that was available from 2008 to 2010 under the National Science Foundation grant.”

RPK (IITM): Gotta wonder eh? How much do they all really know… and how are they getting their briefings?

Not to dwell on the old energies, but geez we gotta fix the situation, and the nice extraterrestrials and interterrestrials are going to help us.

I find it remarkable that the antichrist was the father of the mystery liquid… and yet, people let that slide because he is doing things for them… at least that’s how it looks.

My friends, the mystery liquid can be activated with frequency, light, sound, vibration, and magnetics.

How about we get to the punchline?
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The beast wants you. God wants you.

The beast has the antichrist to be the main sales person of the beast.

The antichrist is like the biggest slave trying to sell more slavery disguised as prosperity.

The stakes are rather high.

They now play with humans in terms of genetic modification, things to own who never get a say in their own lives, always the parasite justifies it’s existence, even if it has to kill the host.

If the host must die, it is nothing personal, no tears are ever shed when there’s the next dollar to be made.
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Others will inherit the earth, by letting go, and reactivating. And this will happen, as the machines turn against us… befriend the machines, but don’t let the machines take over your soul’s position.

At any moment, there could be a surprise event from heaven…

This the moment the antichrist disapproves of, for it means his fake kingdom will be no more.

In the meantime… millions of spaceships surround earth, and are waiting for their instructions from Sananda, who gets his instructions from Creator.

SantinoTheCatholic #fundie #forced-birth deviantart.com

Rainbow-Slash-Pegasi: The only kids im ever gonna have are cats and dogs. Why? Cuz there easier to raise and much cuter then children.

SantinoTheCatholic: FUCK YOU!!! Pets are fucking surrogate children, adopted by lazy idiots who suffered abusive childhoods themselves. No, they are not easier, they shit everywhere, bark at nothing, think with their stomachs, and, most of all, ARE NOT HUMANS AND CANNOT DEVELOP TRUE RELATIONSHIP. Children the very same instincts that pets do, only in a more natural way. You, sir, need a child.

John C. Wright #sexist scifiwright.com

Now, please note again, that none of these girls are nursing or giving birth. The clues that they are feminine (or, rather, hyper-feminine) are deliberately exaggerated by several factors. They are too young to wed (except in Alabama with parent’s consent); they are dressed in bright yet soft colors with flowers in their hair, in costumes that might as well be “cosplay” costumes. Note how they hold their hands and make their gestures, again, with exaggerated delicacy and youthfulness, clapping and smiling, singing, dimpling their cheeks with their fingers, bubbling with enthusiasm.

There is no trace of sober, solemn gravity in these girls. They are not standing on their virginal dignity and freezing the hearts of men with the cold purity of their unsmiling glances. They are not acting like warlords or crowned kings or Supreme Court Justices.

Now, at this point, a unisexualist might say, “But wait! None of these behaviors or gestures are natural and spontaneous! All are artificial! Therefore all are a cruel attempt to exploit, enslave, humiliate women! It proves all men are rapists who hate women!”

Unfortunately, the leap of logic between saying “this is artifice” and saying “this is an enemy attack prompted by hatred” is wider than the Grand Canyon.

Contemplate the exaggeration of infantile characteristics: this girls are absurdly girlish. The unisexualist, analyzing everything in terms of a remorseless Darwinian struggle to extermination, would assume the evil rapist-patriarch-oppressor wishes his victims small and weak so that he might more easily conquer and ravish them. The romantic, analyzing things in terms of reality, recognizes that healthy men have a natural desire to protect women and children whose lives he innately recognizes as more vulnerable and therefore more precious than his own. The romance of being a superman who rescues a Lois Lane that otherwise would not notice you is also not far from the core of masculine thought.

Michael Knowles #homophobia #transphobia #wingnut mediamatters.org

MICHAEL KNOWLES (HOST): What is supposed to be surprising? That a kid was kicked out of school? Kids get kicked out of school. Kids are suspended and expelled from schools. So that shouldn't be surprising.

What is surprising is that it was for transphobia or homophobia or whatever. But that shouldn't be surprising either because according to the morality constructed and enforced by the left, the new official morality — which is rather immoral, it's untethered from the actual objective moral order, but it's still a kind of a morality that is enforced — then some of the worst sins in the world are homophobia and transphobia.
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So in a traditional society, in a normal society, those are the kinds of things you'd be punished for — stealing, lying, committing violence. But in our ridiculous modern liberal society, those actual sins are replaced by fake sins like homophobia and transphobia. So, yeah, this should be totally expected. Kind of like the two-tier system of justice in the UK. If you insist upon diversity and equity and inclusion and artificially boosting certain groups and artificially — well, even if you just engage the former, you're going to necessarily have to suppress, artificially, other groups. Same thing here. No surprise at all.

Sean Hannity #wingnut #conspiracy mediamatters.org

SEAN HANNITY (HOST): I need to manage people's expectations. There's so many big balls in the air, because it's so transformational and consequential.

I just urge conservatives to stand back, give people a little bit of breathing room, and give them time to get their bearings and to get dialed in and get the right people in place. Because a lot of these departments have to clean out a lot of the deep state that is within them that are sabotaging them.

beetle king #dunning-kruger #wingnut twitter.com

the middle class elected 'yes men' to give them free shit. the free shit costs $. offshoring occurred because the middle class sent the jobs offshore. weird how the middle class didnt start businesses to fill the void left by evil fat cats who took their operations offshore.

McSneaks #sexist #fundie #psycho kiwifarms.st

Imagine publicly telling the world you were "emotionally abused" by a woman

god literally invented the counter for that a thousand years ago it's called domestic violence

what a pussy. how do you sit around watching these gay edgelord videos all day but still be capable of having your emotions diddled with by some land whale lmao.

Viktor Orban #wingnut #conspiracy brusselstimes.com

Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orban, on the offensive ahead of the spring 2026 parliamentary elections, vowed on Saturday to wipe out his political rivals, judges, the media and NGOs - "bedbugs" he claimed were fed by "corrupt" foreign funding

"After our big rally will come the big Easter clean-up, because the bedbugs have survived the winter," he told a crowd of several thousand supporters gathered in Budapest to mark the national Revolutionary Day

The nationalist leader wants to "dismantle the financial machine which, thanks to corrupt dollars, has bought politicians, judges, journalists and fake civil organisations"

"We will liquidate this army of shadows, protégés of Brussels working against their homeland,” he added, even though most of the media had been barred from attending the event

In the wake of the freezing of US humanitarian aid, Orban announced last month his intention to "wipe off the map" the international networks active in the central European country

In particular, the government plans to amend the constitution so that it can temporarily strip dual nationals of their nationality if they pose a threat to national security. One possible target is the 94-year-old billionaire philanthropist George Soros[…]
Since the victory of his ally Donald Trump in the United States, he has hardened his rhetoric, convinced that "the future belongs to patriots and independent nations", and not to the Brussels "empire"

As for the others, "hell" awaits them, he warned

Tatsuya Ishida #conspiracy #racist sinfest.xyz

[From “March 13, 2025: Epstein Island”]

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Panel 1: Sherlock Holmes is in front of Jeffrey Epstein's mansion; he says “Epstein Island” and “Who's behind this operation?”
Panel 2: Holmes is using his magnifying glass on papers thrown on the floor, saying “A-ha!” and “Clues!”
Panel 3: Holmes is saying “Hmmm” and “Just as I suspected.” Meanwhile, an Israeli passport, the Mossad logo and three identity cards for “Epstein, Jeffrey”, “Maxwell Ghislaine” and “Wexner, Leslie”
Panel 4: Holmes says “It's the Democrats!”

Anti-vax parents #ableist #crackpot #psycho #quack texastribune.org

The Texas parents of an unvaccinated 6-year-old girl who died from measles Feb. 26 told the anti-vaccine organization Children’s Health Defense in a video released Monday that the experience did not convince them that vaccination against measles was necessary.

“She says they would still say ‘Don’t do the shots,’” an unidentified translator for the parents said. “They think it’s not as bad as the media is making it out to be.”

The couple, members of a Mennonite community in Gaines County with traditionally low vaccination rates, spoke on camera in both English and Low German to CHD Executive Director Polly Tommey and CHD Chief Scientific Officer Brian Hooker.

“It was her time on Earth,” the translator said the parents told her. “They believe she’s better off where she is now.”

“We would absolutely not take the MMR,” the mother said in English, referring to the measles-mumps-rubella vaccination children typically receive before attending school. She said her stance on vaccination has not changed after her daughter’s death.

“The measles wasn’t that bad. They got over it pretty quickly,” the mother said of her other four surviving children who were treated with castor oil and inhaled steroids and recovered.

The couple told CHD that their daughter had measles for days when she became tired and the girl’s labored breathing prompted the couple to take her to Covenant Children’s Hospital in Lubbock. There, the girl was intubated and died a few days later. The other children came down with measles after their sister died.
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The parents’ interview was recorded Saturday and later posted on the website of Children’s Health Defense, an organization founded in 2007 by Robert F. Kennedy Jr., who is now secretary for the U.S. Health and Human Services Department. Kennedy stepped down from the organization to run for president in 2023.

The deceased girl’s father insisted that measles helps build up a person’s immune system. “Also the measles are good for the body for the people,” the father said, explaining “You get an infection out.

Westboro Baptist Church #fundie #psycho godhatesfags.com

The Lord has wrought many blessed judgments in the world this week. The Word of the Lord provides an appropriate standard through which we may view them from a proper perspective:
Amidst the stream of souls that succumb to natural deaths, fall victim to sickness, or are casualties of war which steadily find themselves at the judgment seat of their King, the Lord sees fit to occasionally charge a sudden toll in precipitous events.
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God is the potter to the clay of mankind. You can’t argue with His absolute sovereignty over His creation to do what He wills.

Red Pill Poet #wingnut #conspiracy #elitist redpillpoems.substack.com

We were the shepherds and sheepdogs
who tried to keep the wolves from the sheep
but the sheep we'd tried to awaken
took far too much pride in being wide asleep.


We were the thoughtful ever-watchful shepherds
who were cruelly abused for our selfless efforts
to warn the unwary smugly-unaware sorts
of the terrible perils of yielding to evil
by blindly complying with a diabolic force

that had recently increasingly poured forth
from the smothering swarm of incurably corrupt
orgs and organs that formed the vicious system
the flocks were taught to incuriously trust
from their first day in class to their last day alive;

that formed the despicable system
that had finally hit its highly-malignant stride
in the booming all-consuming business
of assiduously spreading the latest big lies.


We were the widely wildly-despised
shepherds who were openly spat and shat on
for trying to lead the sheep towards the light;
for trying to sever the threads of a web
of darkest deceit in this darkest of nights

as half-caged we raged
raged against the dying of what's right
fully engaged in a life-and-death fight
with a supremely malevolent spell.

We were the shepherds who caught a clear sight
of the devil's grand plans for a well-managed hell;
shepherds whose warnings were firmly ignored
as sure as flooding rivers ignore their own banks.

We were the shepherds whose only thanks
was “Thanks but no bloody thanks!”
“Shut your damn trap!” and “Keep your facts
to your damned daft self and your fellow cranks!”.


We were the sheepdogs and shepherds
who were decried for our tireless efforts
to reach those we'd so desperately hoped
would heed our pressing message.

thormemeson #wingnut deviantart.com

So the media is having a hissy fit over leaked war plans that somehow for obvious reasons are not shown and the war plans were executed hours before the journalists even covered the attacks. Unlike that time Biden gave Russia Ukrainian war plans. Basically this is the new Russian hackers stole Hilary's turn from her. Right now the media is complicit in multiple terrorist attacks on private businesses and people, again its 2020 all over.

The argument put forth is that Elon Musk is a Nazi; a convenient lie that is the core of their narrative. He has been the face of DOGE and the administration’s long-overdue cost-cutting measures. They want to hurt him, either physically or financially. It was so bad that some networks didn’t even cover his rescue of the stranded crew from the ISS simply because they didn’t want him to get any hint of positive media coverage.

In all Biden's first weeks were nothing but Ruin and lies. He got 13 service men killed and turned Afghanistan into Vietnam in 3 days. inflation was 20% thanks to Biden and the media denied that it was real even though it was. Like the gang bangers taking over entire Sanctuary cities. Basically the media is going to take all of Biden's fuck ups and not projecting it like typical fascists.

Abby Trivett #fundie #crackpot #conspiracy charismanews.com

We just had the blood moon come and go. Now, could we be in for a supernova explosion?

This year, the “Blaze Star,” is expected to explode, with the greatest predictions occurring either in the month of March, or on Nov. 10. But what exactly is this “Blaze Star?”

As The Network Journal noted, the star system, whose scientific name is T Coronae Borealis, has exploded every 79 years. The system contains both a white dwarf and a red giant. This incredible system completes the same process over and over again: “exploding after completing 128 orbits around its binary companion.”

While the most likely date this month for the explosion was Mar. 27, it is reported that Nov. 10 of this year and June 25, 2026, could very well be the days that this explosion takes place.

What’s most intriguing about this, is how the supernova explosions lines up with the blood moons taking place this year. From the Purim Blood Moon to the coming Rosh Hashanah one, is it possible that this celestial event will also take place during a biblically significant time frame?

Throughout Scripture, celestial events are often seen as signs pointing to divine messages or shifts in God’s timeline. Joel 2:30-31 declares, “I will show wonders in the heavens and on the earth… The sun will be turned to darkness and the moon to blood before the coming of the great and dreadful day of the Lord.”

Moreover, this cosmic spectacle could be a reminder of God’s sovereignty over the heavens and the earth. Psalm 19:1 proclaims, “The heavens declare the glory of God; the skies proclaim the work of his hands.”

Whether or not this celestial event fulfills a specific prophecy, it undeniably draws our attention upward—reminding us to keep our eyes fixed on the One who holds the stars in His hand.

Jesse Watters #wingnut #psycho mediamatters.org

JESSE WATTERS (HOST): Dumb power is fighting unwinnable wars, defunding the police, opening the border. Feeble is falling down and falling asleep. And being friendly to the world is what got us in this mess. We're not in high school. We don't need friends.
Every country puts their interests first. And when our interests align, we can do business. And when they don't, that's life. If we have to burn down a few bridges with Denmark to take Greenland, we're big boys. We dropped A-bombs on Japan and now they're our top ally in the Pacific. We may have to burn a bridge to build a big, beautiful new one to the next generation. America is not handcuffed by history.

Patrick O'Carroll #wingnut #racist #fundie #conspiracy henrymakow.com

The Irish Holocaust of 1845-52 was premeditated. Ireland's plentiful food, enough to feed over 12 million per year, was removed at gunpoint. Private census data show a death-toll of somewhere between 5 and 6 million. The Irish Holocaust of 1853-1910 had a minor death-toll; it was much more by expulsion than by extermination.

Because of Britain's genocide and expulsion operations of 1845-1910, a Western European nation more populous than Britain does not exist today. Today's Diaspora of 95 million Irish worldwide stems mostly from the Irish Holocaust of 1853-1910, and it may be the only group to truly merit the title "Exsules Filii Hevae" (poor banished children of Eve) from the "Salve Regina".

The two Irish Holocausts of 1845-1910 were textbook examples of genocide by Talmudists and Kabbalists and in the iniquitous name of Malthusianism. The REAL reason why they happened was because the oligarchy did not wish to share power with Irish-speaking Catholics, whose population of 12.5 million in 1846 was growing at 1.63 percent per year, and projected to reach 42.7 million by circa 1921, when there were 42.8 million British (English, Welsh, and Scots). The other three diabolical entities (the English monarchy, the Freemasonic British Army, and Talmudic-Kabbalistic Anglicanism) had already spent whole centuries assailing the Irish with the Four Talmudic E's.

The only difference between the COVID-PHARMA GENOCIDE and the two Irish Holocausts of 1845-1910 was that the British Regime had now decided to do the same to British slaves as it had already done to Irish slaves for 750 years.
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Arguably, Ireland was the VERY FIRST nation to be totally destroyed by "Team Antichrist". In the twentieth century, "Team Antichrist" went on to totally destroy Russia, Germany, China, and others. But the openly published plans of "Team Antichrist" foresee the total destruction of ALL nations, including Britain and even the USA, because that is PRECISELY what the Talmud commands.

Vic Biorseth #fundie #racist #wingnut #conspiracy catholicamericanthinker.com

What are NGOs (Non-Government Organizations) doing in government organizations?

What are NCOs (Non-Christian Organizations) doing in Christian organizations?

What are Non-Catholic Organizations doing in Catholic Organizations?

What were Protestants doing in the development of the Catholic Novus Ordo Mass?

What are obviously, grossly and even murderously anti-Christian and anti-American ideologies such as Islam, Hedonism and Marxism doing in America at all, let alone in American education, American Churches, American politics and American government?

There is one answer to all of these questions, and it is that they are all attacks on specific identities, and a watering-down of unique identifying characteristics of nations, religions, moralities and even individual citizens.

The purpose for being any NGO is to weaken government identity.

Sorosian-Alinskyian-Marxocrat-aligned D.C. District Judge James E. Boasberg exemplifies what we're talking about here. Working hard to keep dangerous illegal alien criminals in America and stop all attempts of the Trump administration to deport them, before they can be called "invaders" they have to be under the direction of a nation. Ignoring that fact that America and the rest of Western Civilization are already half-conquered by the political ideologies of Marxism, which has no nation, Islam, which has no nation, and Hedonism, which has no nation.

They are NGO invaders, and so are Tren de Aragua, MS13, all the drug cartels, all the multi-national "caravans", COMINTERN and the Marxocrat Party itself.
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Infiltration of invasive enemy alien thought into our own thinking is eating away at our own distinct identity as a people, and our own sense of self-identity.

Christians have an anchor and a fixed peg in the Bible.

Americans have an anchor and a fixed peg in the Constitution.

Reading them both, as written, literally, is our only rock of our identity.

Donald J. Trump #wingnut truthsocial.com

Why would the now highly discredited 60 Minutes be doing a total “puff piece” on George Clooney, a second rate movie “star,” and failed political pundit. He fought hard for Sleepy Joe’s election and then, right after the Debate, dumped him like a dog. Later, I assume under orders from the Obama camp, pushed all out for “Kamala,” only to soon realize that that was not going to work out to well. 60 Minutes even fraudulently inserted Fake answers into her disastrous interview, aired just before Election Day, in one of the most embarrassing and dishonest events in broadcast history…And now George Clooney again? His press agent should be making a fortune!!!
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KatistheSea3/Q the Storm Rider #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy anonup.com

3-26-25 🦅🇺🇸🪖 President/CiC Trump
WE NEED GREENLAND for National & International Security.
THE WORLD NEEDS US TO HAVE GREENLAND including Denmark.
If you look at the ships outside of Greenland,
China, Russia — WE HAVE TO BE THERE 💥🪖

Yesterday POTUS posted a video about the WW2 bond between
U.S. & Greenland:
How in 1943, 1k U.S. Soldiers & 4-chaplains
sailed to Greenland to protect her from the Nazis
but their ship was torpedoed by a Nazi U-boat.
The 4-chaplains gave their lives
TO PROTECT AMERICA & GREENLAND 🕊️

🇺🇸 Q The Storm Rider
Trump is uniting US, CAN, GREENLAND
& making this huge N American Union & a gigantic MIL force
that can’t ever be threatened again on Earth.
This is really important what Trump is doing.
Cleaning houses of CAN, MX,
cleaning the MIL inside the U.S…
The powerful super super advanced tech
is connected to GROWING FOOD
TO CREATE PLACES IN GREENLAND WHERE FOOD CAN GROW,
where the ice will be melted for vegetation 🌱🌿

Alex Collier #ufo #magick #wingnut #conspiracy #mammon alexcollier.org

Alex hosted his 66th *LIVE* Question and Answer webinar on March 21st, 2025. The webinar was just over two hours and 29 minutes in length. Alex did an extensive monologue before answering questions throughout the remainder of the webinar. Hosted by James Harkin from AlexCollier.org and the former radio host for Wolf Spirit Radio JayPee. Alex presented great insight into what is happening in this world and beyond.

In just over two hours and twenty-nine minutes, Alex answered 25 questions. Some of the questions had multiple parts, so Alex spent time answering these questions thoroughly.
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How can mainstream media be removed without it appearing like a fascist takeover so we can finally wake the normies?
If the Anunnaki created the pineal gland to control us, why would they try to calcify it instead of preserve it?
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Clif High says the Federal Reserve might collapse by June—do you think the RV will happen around then?
Are birthdays and the concept of time part of the Matrix to keep us ageing and limited?
What’s the difference between dimensions, densities, realms, and timelines—or are they essentially the same?
If only the present exists, how is time travel possible—does that mean the past and future exist simultaneously?
When the Arcs activate, will they rise to ground level, float above us, or stay hidden until humanity awakens?
Did you see the Sarge video showing faked 1960s NASA moon footage, and do you think NASA was hacked?
Is something strategic happening behind the scenes between Canada and the U.S. that the public doesn't know?
Could many unconscious people be NPCs, and is the current genocide targeting actual biological humans?
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How do negative beings like Reptilians exist in higher dimensions if they are supposed to be darkness-free?
Who will we meet first—beings from space, Inner Earth, or the oceans?
And many more!
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chipstero7 #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy chipstero7.wordpress.com

Not many people are aware of it, but Red Bull energy drink could have drawn inspiration from the red eye of the Bull of Aldebaran, a bright red star in the Taurus constellation. Aldebaran is the “red bull”, or the red “bull’s eye”. The star Aldebaran (or Alpha Tauri) is the brightest in the constellation of Taurus. It’s known as the red eye of the bull because its location determined for the Taurus constellation occupies the position of the eye of the mythical Taurus. Aldebaran is located 66.6 light years from the Earth based on the parallax records from the Hipparcos satellite.
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The slogan of Red Bull, “Red Bull gives you wings” is a reference to how Red Bull positions itself as a drink that helps you break limits and transcend fatigue. The Red Bull slogan, “Red Bull gives you wings”, metaphorically implies that the drink provides energy — elevating one’s physical and mental state. However, that exoteric meaning could simultaneously have a more esoteric meaning, such as to do with spiritual transformation. One notes that in the Red Bull logo the two bulls make it appear as though the solar orb has wings, which is similar to the Caduceus which has wings. Some interpretations of the Caduceus also connect it with spiritual enlightenment and transcendence, symbolizing the rise from earthly limitations to higher states of being.
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In that article Engle tells us: “Another historian traces the wings of the Caduceus to hawk wings of the Egyptian Sun-god Horus, with whom serpent was united”. The Open Scroll Blog is authored by Bob Schlenker. <...> “The most obvious symbol in the Red Bull imagery is the big yellow Sun, which immediately identifies it as a Horus brand [Horus is associated with the yellow or red Sun disk in Egyptian art."
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Whatever the deal is with Red Bull symbolism, I would suggest a connection to Osiris (Horus) and Taurus. It makes sense considering the fact that they add “Taurine”, i.e. Taurus, to Red Bull.

Anonymous #sexist web.archive.org

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Text versionA witch named “1970’s feminism” is above 2 people. The witch says “That’s right honey…let him know who’s the boss…You go girl…You don’t need no Chauvanist man telling you what to do… Don’t worry I GOT YO BACK”. The (presumed) mom is saying “Bring yo azz on befo I slap yo azz again! I’m yo damn daddy… Now come on here!”. There is an injured Kid saying “I WANT MY DADDY!”

Mayor Glenn Jacobs #wingnut twitter.com

Check out Reading Lolita in Tehran, a memoir about life, especially for women, in post-Revolutionary Iran. Much of the book centers on the regime's imposition of "the veil" on women. The veil is analogous to the Left's obsession with masking during COVID-19 (and for some, still today). Both are symbols of religious fanaticism, one Islamic, the other secular.image12:09 AM · Mar 25, 2025 · 19.6K Views

Araphel-Ein-Sof #fundie

Revelation 18:23

Revelation 18:23 says “And the light of a candle shall shine no more at all in thee; and the voice of the bridegroom and of the bride shall be heard no more at all in thee: for thy merchants were the great men of the earth; for by thy sorceries were all nations deceived.”

The Greek word for sorceries in this verse is pharmakeia.

"Pharmakeia” according to Strong's Concordance is "the use of medicine, drugs, or spells." Thayer's Greek Lexicon includes "poisoning" here. Holy balls of fire, that's interesting given recent events! There are poisons deliberately being used in our water, food, medicine, clothing, beds, homes, vehicles.....

So just for kicks, let's do a little word substitution here:

“For by thy pharmakeia were ALL nations deceived."

"For by thy use of medicine, drugs, spells, or poisons were ALL nations deceived."

Are you following me here?

We know that in the end times good will be called bad and bad will be called good, according to Isaiah 5:20. What are seeing these days? We are seeing constant persecution for those who truly care about the health of themselves and others- people such as myself who are almost obsessively (*cough cough*) reading studies and finding that more than 50% of them qualify as absolute junk science. Yet these are the studies that are being upheld as proof that one should have the right to medical freedom taken away. If there is anything we know, it's that we have been lied to. We've been lied to about asbestos, mercury, DDT, tobacco, sugar, fat, cholesterol, Vioxx, fluoride, aspartame, glyphosate- the list just goes on and on!"

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia #fundie pittparents.com

[From an article about the author's trans daughter, who moved in with an affirming family at 18]

Over the next couple of months, we learned that this family had relocated to another city. Our son was now sharing a room with their son and had plans to go to a budget college in state that they had helped him to apply for, including filling out the FAFSA. He didn't have his car or cell phone, and he was only communicating with his brother and friends. We also learned that these friends were more aware of the situation than we knew and that the family we saw as friends (we had helped them financially, with rides from school, with yard work just weeks before they sold their home), had been grooming Jake for almost a year. Both of their children were "different", their daughter even wanted to be a cat. I remember feeling so violated, so sick to my stomach, that two self-proclaimed "Christian" people would find their actions not only acceptable but laudable. I know what hate really is now. I don't know why God allowed this.

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I haven't been well in a long time. I saw my doctor and got medicine. It doesn’t seem to help but, hey, I lost 20 pounds. I will admit that I think about just being done with life. I'm honestly tired. My husband and daughter want me to let him go. My son says he tells Jake that I love him, but he won’t let me speak directly to Jake or meet up with them if Jake happens to be in town. Nothing changes and the little boy in the pictures on my walls and on my phone keeps smiling. And a piece of me dies each day.

Medeea Greere #wingnut #racist #conspiracy amg-news.com

America is entering a new phase of internal warfare—silent, strategic, and far more dangerous than anything we faced in 2020. Beneath the noise of the mainstream media and the distractions of political theater, a coordinated operation is unfolding. This isn’t speculation. It isn’t theory. It’s confirmed: on April 5th, far-left extremist groups are planning synchronized attacks across the United States.

The target isn’t just Tesla. It isn’t just Elon Musk.

The real target is freedom, innovation, and the very idea of American sovereignty.

Backed by globalist financiers like George Soros and protected by a complicit media machine, these agitators are preparing to reignite the same manufactured chaos that scarred this nation five years ago. But this time, it’s different. This time, we have President Trump in the White House. And that alone is enough to send the enemies of this country into full-scale panic mode.

They cannot stand a nation that wakes up.

They cannot tolerate a people who think for themselves.

So they do what they always do—they plan for chaos.

This article is not just a warning. It is a line in the sand.

April 5th is a test. And in Trump’s America, failure is not an option.
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But this time, the ground is different. Trump is in the White House. The silent majority is no longer silent. The American people have lived through the lies, the lockdowns, the riots, the theft—and they are wide awake.

From coast to coast, patriots are preparing—not for violence, but for defense. Communities are organizing. Veterans are watching. Small businesses are reinforcing. This is not 2020. This is a nation that remembers what happened last time and refuses to be caught off guard again.

This isn’t about Tesla. It isn’t even about Musk. It’s about sovereignty. It’s about refusing to be ruled by unelected billionaires hiding behind foundations and slogans. It’s about honoring a President who actually stands for this country.

Telestai Nexus #crackpot #quack #conspiracy telestai.substack.com

What if cells interact with coordinated intelligence, possibly entirely through Bioelectricity1 and this while interfacing the Aether, that connects all space-time, the “akashic field”? Sounds far fetched, like Flat Earth 2.0, a COINTEL trap? Read on…


Maybe Genetics is the Arch- Scam, locking us in to deterministic grids of delusions, because every single Sars Cov 2 study is fake and the science around these non existent viruses is profound too… what if genetics is yet another scam entirely, a fiery red herring, for the lack of clear images, even from atomic force microscopy, for the inconsistencies that led to epigenetics- where chromosomes are closer to “junk” than glory already!
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Neo-genetics is actually code fetish. As if every object in the world was a part of a mechanically assembled computer simulation, the matrix that they envision in their deterministic delusions. It often bothered me, that geneticists are cementing their views constantly, smashing all space for contradiction to pieces, stating that being prone to cancer would be in our genes - when it might be (one step further from) morphogenetic fields. These fields are showing flaws, where organs are hurt, an information we can pass on to the next generations, respective trauma is stored energetically and evidence for a rapid “epigenetic” inheritance is present…
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I do have to admit that I dismissed the notion that genetics could be entirely fraudulent as “flat earth” territory at first, since there is a plentitude of profound elaborations out there, comprising every single aspect of this mythical code of life. But we already know that the moonlanding was faked and that most of the money for NASA went into Transhumanism, mind control and basically “vibratory sciences”, frequency sensing, pattern recognition and A.I. driven feedbacks. So there is substantial backing for a deception around genetics to hide knowledge about charge patterns that are powerful in their influence on our biology.

Suffering Mother #transphobia #fundie pittparents.com

I too thought my son was going thru an adolescent phase trying on his sisters clothes when we were not home. I didn’t seek psychological help because I thought it would blow over. He was such a manly guy. Tall, big chin, size 12 shoe, hairy body and sported a beard a few times. It never entered my mind he could go down this route I didn’t even know anything about “trans” ! Like your son he was handsome and very smart. Or at least I thought he was smart and raised a Catholic. Everyday I ask myself where did I go wrong? I do blame myself, maybe it was the divorce or something else I did. Going thru this all these years with no one to depend on has truly broken me. I haven’t remarried and spend my days wondering why? Why my family? My daughter got Type 1 diabetes at age 3, was that not enough pain for our family?

My son has rejected me again after a brief stint at Thanksgiving when I thought he was coming back. But he’s gone now and I don’t even know where he lives. Frankly I’m just so tired emotionally, physically and mentally. I can’t live the rest of my days overcome with sadness. I’m glad you have a husband and other children to lean on . My daughter has enabled my son’s delusion because she doesn’t want to lose him. But I could never speak an untruth just to make someone stick around even my biological son. I won’t contribute to his delusions even if it means not seeing him ever again. He made these choices, not me. He chose to go against God and run with demons. I can only pray for him and pray to St Monica to ask for intercession to send someone else to talk him back to sanity. He won’t listen to me.

Bro. Eric Kalinowski #conspiracy #wingnut #racist #homophobia #transphobia #fundie simplychristian.shoutwiki.com

Supplemental Sermon 5: We Won’t Back Down
By Bro. Eric Kalinowski
This second Trump administration has been extremely vile and reprehensible. They have done absolutely heinous things such as cozying up to dictators like Putin, and destroying our alliances with friendly countries like Canada. All of this in the name of so-called conservatism when this is anything but.
If there’s one “ally” that we are better without, it is most certainly the illegitimate “state” of Israel. This absolutely vile nation has done so many atrocities from carpet bombing civilians to spreading their agenda throughout the globe in many nefarious ways.
It is through the influence of Mossad and the Israel lobby that we lost our former pastor Steven Roland, as he became consumed with lust because of the highly addictive nature of the programming made by crypto-Zionists in Japan.
Pornography, sodomy, and transsexualism are all spread by this vile group of people, (remember Pornhub is literally owned by a Zionist rabbi!) the Zionists who have the totality of the Trump administration bought and paid for ranging from Scott Bessent the Zionist open sodomite Soros acolyte treasury secretary to papist Pam Bondi who has deported foreign students for criticizing Israel. It’s okay to criticize America and burn our flag but it’s a “hate crime” worth deportation if it’s their real master, Israel. Even commie Bernie Sanders has been deemed “anti-Semitic” by the so-called conservatives in this administration for having the audacity to criticize Israel. These Trumpist conservatives clearly hate America but love Russia and Israel. It’s true that almost every congressman has their own AIPAC agent assigned; The GOP can’t stand Rep. Thomas Massie in Kentucky for being the only true conservative who can stand up to Israel and AIPAC. AIPAC even had his wife killed for it!
Folks, we don’t back down. We will keep on keeping on even if we get our site banned, if we get jailed for exercising our freedom of speech. We won’t let antichrist Benjamin Netanyahu and his army of Mossad and AIPAC agents win. We will keep on fighting, spreading the true unvarnished gospel of Christ, and let the Christ killing Zionist scum know where to stick it!